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Burning carts from the invasion

BeaIank

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Those things are still eternally burning across Sosaria roads, as if they are infused with malignant magic! Clearly witches work, since they are even made of wood!
And our "King", and I use the term "King" loosely, since he wasn't granted this position by a strange woman lying in a pond distributing swords (word out in the street is that he even believes that supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony, OUTRAGEOUS!), won't use our tax money to clear this mess!

I say we revolt and show him the the violence inherent in the system should he not put our hard earned tax money to clear this mess!
All those fires might hinder the migration of swallows. And without them, who would bring coconuts for us?
Coconuts don't migrate on their own!
 
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drcossack

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God, I wish I could like this more than once, just for the Monty Python references.

That aside, I do wish these things could be deleted. I don't know how many there are on Atl, but there's TWO right by the Moonglow moongate. On LS, there's a bunch in the Fel Yew area.
 

MalagAste

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I would suggest making a list of these locations with the x,y,z coordinates and forwarding that to Kyronix or Mesanna for deletion.
 

Larisa

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Kyronix said they were supposed to self-delete....I told him days ago that they were ALL still there.

I think the self-delete button needs a re-boot.
 

Sweetpeez

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Meez LUBZ Demz - dey sooo mezzie! Meez tinkz sum ob demz should be dere alwayz but meez can seez how yooz hummiez wuld want demz not in da roadz. Meez votez fur clear da roadz and gatez but leabe da rest!
 

Riyana

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Maybe it's not considered over until the parade ends?
 

Tyrath

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If they are going to leave than can they give us a bag of marshmellos and a add marshmello burning sticks to the carpentry skill? Would make all those fires burning useful :)
 

Beldin Brightaxe

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Meez LUBZ Demz - dey sooo mezzie! Meez tinkz sum ob demz should be dere alwayz but meez can seez how yooz hummiez wuld want demz not in da roadz. Meez votez fur clear da roadz and gatez but leabe da rest!
Maybe you goblin-kin can go pee on them to get rid of them.
 

BeaIank

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We can start a Revolt on Legends :devil::devil::devil:
Next time I manage to make to a governor's meeting, I will have to ask him why he calls himself king if a lady in a pond didn't hand him a sword.
He better have a good answer for that.
 

MalagAste

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Next time I manage to make to a governor's meeting, I will have to ask him why he calls himself king if a lady in a pond didn't hand him a sword.
He better have a good answer for that.
Maybe he pulled the sword from a stone? Did you think of that huh huh???

LOL Mostly likely though he just created it all so the people adored him and declared him their King...
 

BeaIank

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Maybe he pulled the sword from a stone? Did you think of that huh huh???

LOL Mostly likely though he just created it all so the people adored him and declared him their King...
Except that pulling a sword from a stone is no basis for government while receiving one from an aquatic maiden is! :p
 

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and it better be more than a watery tart throwing a sword at him
 
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