Those things are still eternally burning across Sosaria roads, as if they are infused with malignant magic! Clearly witches work, since they are even made of wood!
And our "King", and I use the term "King" loosely, since he wasn't granted this position by a strange woman lying in a pond distributing swords (word out in the street is that he even believes that supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony, OUTRAGEOUS!), won't use our tax money to clear this mess!
I say we revolt and show him the the violence inherent in the system should he not put our hard earned tax money to clear this mess!
All those fires might hinder the migration of swallows. And without them, who would bring coconuts for us?
Coconuts don't migrate on their own!
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