Phantasmagorian
Sage
...you wonder about the stats and slots of critters you come across.
I wonder how much of my lifetime I have spent sitting at my desk playing UO... and then wonder how much of that was spent watching "I promise not to hurt you." "If you join me we can protect one another."...When you calculate the number of work days lost over the years because you stayed up all night playing UO.
Ummm.... you mean everyone does not train their dog to do that? Is it just me??~ You tell your dog "All Guard Me" and it looks at you like your an idiot
They do but you wouldn't say that command IRL, it be more like "Dog's Name + Guard" or "Watch Me". Saying "All Guard Me" is straight UOUmmm.... you mean everyone does not train their dog to do that? Is it just me??
Sounds familiar!!A friend once said he was driving down the road and sees a dead bird and his first thought was how many feathers could he get it off it. Told him he needed a break from UO
Actually I yell that and 3 pit bulls and 600 pound sow materialize in front of me, waiting for the all kill command............ Kind of creeps the mail man out.~ You tell your dog "All Guard Me" and it looks at you like your an idiot
Back in my teenage years I remember passing by a small lake with a nice island in the center and thinking to myself: "When it's winter and iced over, I should skate out to the island and mark a rune, so I can recall in when it's nice and summery." Felt like a giant idiot once I realized what I was thinking....you wonder about the stats and slots of critters you come across.
yea he told me that in vent, happen while on to his work place and that pop in his head when he saw the birdSounds familiar!!
Is it "just a game"? How was your life changed by UO?
You promised you wouldnt tell anyone about that!!!A guild mate tells you she is naked right out of the shower, with only a towel around her and all you can picture since you never seen her in real life is her UO Paper doll. Then you know you have played UO FAR to long. It really helps that she has one of the sexy voices I have ever heard and could do voice over for foreign movies and cartoons.
That one made me choke on my coffee.I hate that chicken sound from your game.... and she keep saying the same thing for over 18 years!!!
- When your wife pass by the living room and she comments:
- When you go shopping or something IRL and you check the price tag and think, I could buy a castle with that price!!
- You in bed already and all of sudden you ask yourself, Did I lock that last bag on the floor? and You cant sleep until you go check!
The pink underlined - I could not count how many times that happens to me while creating houses and decorating...I hate that chicken sound from your game.... and she keep saying the same thing for over 18 years!!!
- When your wife pass by the living room and she comments:
- When you go shopping or something IRL and you check the price tag and think, I could buy a castle with that price!!
- You in bed already and all of sudden you ask yourself, Did I lock that last bag on the floor? and You cant sleep until you go check!
You know what swift stands for right?For me it is the other way around.. sadly real life spills over into UO on occasion.. like every time I am running around and see that bird name "A Swift" I want to whip out my smart phone and prepare to catch them screwing up... then I remember I am in UO...
(yeah, thought I would see if there is anyone else with a trucking background in here )
lol ... Stevie Wonder Institute For TruckingYou know what swift stands for right?
Sure Wish I Finished Training