I dunno I think I see a little grey mullet sprouting on that developing fetus

Congrats on the slave, its like a 6 year investment (45 years if you do it wrong) but if you do it right it will support (cook, clean, feed, house and maybe one day wipe YOUR butt etc) until you croak, just remember its only child labour if there is intent to pay

PS those newer nintendo DS can go like 20 hours without a charge so I think in the last month or so baby could play an hour a day, plus who knows maybe your lady might like the charging process

Way to keep Canada populated!