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Wulf2k

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Has anybody had any luck with getting infants to work RoT or farm leathers for them?

I've got 4.5 months to figure out a way.
 

enigma eb2

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Congrats!!!

And that is the sole reason Patty and I made baby pickaxe. We got tired of mining and farming. Start with hello kitty online and work your way up to pixie hollow , then switch to UO.

works like a charm.
 

N49ATV

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grats. Im pretty sure if you put headphones on the belly with vent chat about UO will get it done
 

Wulf2k

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I've already been told I'm not allowed to attach touch-based sensors to her belly then point a projector powerful enough to display a keyboard through the womb.

Surgically implanting a Nintendo DS in the womb was also a no-go, but that may have been her aversion to the route of the charging cord.
 

N49ATV

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Well, my only solution then is. As soon as the baby is born. Dont give it to your wife, take it over to shal, and get the training started. Maybe have the baby instead of breastfeeding right away, feed it some 110s, maybe a stat scroll. That way it can grow up smarter and stronger
 

Damien Softstep

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Well, my only solution then is. As soon as the baby is born. Dont give it to your wife, take it over to shal, and get the training started. Maybe have the baby instead of breastfeeding right away, feed it some 110s, maybe a stat scroll. That way it can grow up smarter and stronger
The best part about sending it to Shalimar after a month it graduates and it can fend for itself...definitely your best investment thing to do...
 

Skylark SP

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4.5 months until you hit sleep RoT!

Do you know whether the baby is a Wulf Jr. or Wulferina yet?

-Skylark
 
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insanepete

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I dunno I think I see a little grey mullet sprouting on that developing fetus ;) Congrats on the slave, its like a 6 year investment (45 years if you do it wrong) but if you do it right it will support (cook, clean, feed, house and maybe one day wipe YOUR butt etc) until you croak, just remember its only child labour if there is intent to pay :D
PS those newer nintendo DS can go like 20 hours without a charge so I think in the last month or so baby could play an hour a day, plus who knows maybe your lady might like the charging process ;) Way to keep Canada populated!
 

Skylark SP

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It's a Wulf Jr.
Well as a responsible parent, it is your duty to stress to him the importance of holding the dagger away from his umbilical cord when he trains, and it is really just better if he waits to start training poisoning until after his delivery as not only is there the danger of spills, but he'd run out of storage space on the kegs long before the RoT stage. :D

-Skylark
 

Afterglow

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congrats!

9 month +3 and Wulf Jr. can pick a vet reward, wonder what it's going to be...
 
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