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Say hello to your new Air Force Staff Sergeant!

Freelsy

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promotion list was annouced today at 0800 central time.

XXXXXX JEREMY MITC 1XX51 12222


*full name and afsc were X'd out for obvious reasons.

Today should be a fun day at work!!



-Astynax
 

kelmo

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*wonders* Does the Air Force have the same sort of hazing we had in the Navy way back when? Do the new stripes get umm... tapped on?

Congrats!
 

Freelsy

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*wonders* Does the Air Force have the same sort of hazing we had in the Navy way back when? Do the new stripes get umm... tapped on?

Congrats!
More like hammered on. Every rank I've been through they've sent me through what we call the "gauntlet". pretty much where anyone (usually friends and co-workers) that is higher rank than you are lines up on each side of you, and you walk down the middle of them and they all "tac" you on. Then you turn around and walk the other way...when I got E4 i had 15 people on each side of me...my arms were black and blue for weeks after that lol....but its worth it!
 

kelmo

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*winces* Yeah... I remember...
 

Wulf2k

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I dunno kelmo, there's just something a little ****-erotic about willingly walking a straight line while being pelted by seamen.
 

Wulf2k

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I can't even talk about ****-erotic ****-sapiens that evolved from ****-erectus?

How about homogenized milk? Homonyms? Homophones?

That doesn't warm the cockles of my heart.
 

kelmo

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Pwned by the filter!
 
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archite666

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promotion list was annouced today at 0800 central time.

XXXXXX JEREMY MITC 1XX51 12222


*full name and afsc were X'd out for obvious reasons.

Today should be a fun day at work!!



-Astynax
:fight:



F you!.........sir...
 

Wulf2k

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Yeah, well you can **** **** my **** **** spoon **** **** up your **** **** **** **** ****, and **** your **** **** **** horse!
 

kelmo

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:cursing:


Skylark? Do you have a bar of soap handy?
 

Wulf2k

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Now he wants to bathe with me.

Kelmo, what did the Navy do to you?!
 

Wulf2k

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Oh, and before I derail this too much, congrats on obtaining your Staff of Air Force Sergeanting.
 

kelmo

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Now he wants to bathe with me.

Kelmo, what did the Navy do to you?!
*chuckles* You would have thought I would have learned by now... Find a new strait-man Wulf... I am off to work. (have fun with that one) *tips hat*
 

Wulf2k

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KELMO'S GONE!

WORD FIGHT!

IanJames scammed me out of a billionty gold using speedhax! CheapSuit speedhaxed me out of a billionty gold using scams! Kat scammed me out of a speedhack! Kelmo scammed me out of the soap!
 

kelmo

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KELMO'S GONE!

WORD FIGHT!

IanJames scammed me out of a billionty gold using speedhax! CheapSuit speedhaxed me out of a billionty gold using scams! Kat scammed me out of a speedhack! Kelmo scammed me out of the soap!
*stares* Don't think I don't keep an eye on you from my dish station...
 

QueenZen

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Congrats. ;)

*had to go to too many miltary ceremonies as a parent, when my own kids were all given another stripe* lol but hey they were so proud and slap happy to get one more stripe on their uniforms ever even !! :)

But I still remember my daughter comically with her puny couple of strips saluting mr....mega stripes mega metal admiral something or other ...in perfect Navy etiquette saluting saying to him...*permission to call you an ahole SIR ?*

Permission Denied he said. :)

Good luck...Ima sure ye will find your mega star mega stripe officer yet whom ye may wish to say that to, to one fine day. :)
 

Speedy Orkit

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More like hammered on. Every rank I've been through they've sent me through what we call the "gauntlet". pretty much where anyone (usually friends and co-workers) that is higher rank than you are lines up on each side of you, and you walk down the middle of them and they all "tac" you on. Then you turn around and walk the other way...when I got E4 i had 15 people on each side of me...my arms were black and blue for weeks after that lol....but its worth it!
Trick my SSG taught me....cardboard under the shirt :) I'm hoping this Air school gets me my E5
 

Wulf2k

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Ooh, or tape blood packs under your shirt and a tiny packet of something red in your mouth.

Halfway through, fall down and start spitting out red liquid while twitching.
 

Falon of Eldor

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@ Freesly; Congratulations! I really do you think you should have a party at your house that holds some very unique rares that you posted about on rares column so that I can learn where you live so that I can camp your house!

*sighs and wishes she had a Shipbuilding tool*

:D
 

Taylor

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promotion list was annouced today at 0800 central time.

XXXXXX JEREMY MITC 1XX51 12222


*full name and afsc were X'd out for obvious reasons.

Today should be a fun day at work!!



-Astynax
Big congrats. Where are you stationed?
 
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archite666

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More like hammered on. Every rank I've been through they've sent me through what we call the "gauntlet". pretty much where anyone (usually friends and co-workers) that is higher rank than you are lines up on each side of you, and you walk down the middle of them and they all "tac" you on. Then you turn around and walk the other way...when I got E4 i had 15 people on each side of me...my arms were black and blue for weeks after that lol....but its worth it!
Hazing is not tolerated under the UCMJ dontchaknow....
 

Wulf2k

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There's a remarkable tolerance for things that aren't tolerated, everywhere you look.
 
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Sweeney

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Don't get scared just yet, but in a year or three (depending on grad school) I'll be designing your planes/missiles.
 
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