lol- that is indeed funny!
This one is no fighter, but do fight with my thief occasionally. An My character may have wrestling, or fencing, depending. An archer, ar close range, is right where you want him to be. The advice other post is 100% accurate! At distance, my fists, dagger, or kryss are useless, and he/she may shoot me at leisure. Get close where your weapon may hit.