Lived my lifetmie not realising

[Molokha]

I can see waveforms as inperciptibe wavering alternate layers xof SOUND!! xxx sof soof Amongst other inconcisistencies??
Whsat is that ha THERE WA SA SSWEAR WORD HERE I EXPUNG EDIT

conem into my cave WOoOOOoo look at my g-string
oh my god I can;t stop lauging help It's all patchy




What I'm hearing righgt now: swish of teh traffic (yellow as a ripe lemon)
Many-pointed rufflrse fo bedsheets crumpling, nong ina asexy way! I am so celibete.
Clickmof my my pen in the parchment (sharp little mpale oval like puncture in spacee, concntric circles pointin g inward)






I mat regret this late r? my views are not thr eviews held by the govenrment of umbra , somethign like thatoh i don't know I'M RETIRED jsut let men buy an island and drink mrtinis all day That is my destiny. Something closet o that, offically recognsied??? Maybe i signed t at some point HA The gravel road of the past drops OFF The cliff into the sea. anway that is my disclaimer please accept

love

fanny molokha shafiri etc. lord? god i dont evne rmmember my own title WRETCHED TYPHOON





piss

 

[Dodger]

I can see waveforms as inperciptibe wavering alternate layers xof SOUND!! xxx sof soof Amongst other inconcisistencies??
Whsat is that ha THERE WA SA SSWEAR WORD HERE I EXPUNG EDIT

conem into my cave WOoOOOoo look at my g-string
oh my god I can;t stop lauging help It's all patchy




What I'm hearing righgt now: swish of teh traffic (yellow as a ripe lemon)
Many-pointed rufflrse fo bedsheets crumpling, nong ina asexy way! I am so celibete.
Clickmof my my pen in the parchment (sharp little mpale oval like puncture in spacee, concntric circles pointin g inward)






I mat regret this late r? my views are not thr eviews held by the govenrment of umbra , somethign like thatoh i don't know I'M RETIRED jsut let men buy an island and drink mrtinis all day That is my destiny. Something closet o that, offically recognsied??? Maybe i signed t at some point HA The gravel road of the past drops OFF The cliff into the sea. anway that is my disclaimer please accept

love

fanny molokha shafiri etc. lord? god i dont evne rmmember my own title WRETCHED TYPHOON





piss

Are you ok?

 

[Lindae Lives]

Alouenikah! Look what you did!

 

[Alouenikah]

sory

 

[Molokha]

...

*clears his throat awkwardly* Please excuse that outburst and carry on with your regular activities.

 

[Dodger]

No, it was coolest thing I've seen since drinking cough medicine while high.

 

[Captn Norrington]

*Is completely and utterly confused*

 

[Dodger]

I think he was on the hot salami

 

[Captn Norrington]

It seems so lol

 

[Dodger]

I want to uo marry this person if they write the vows

 

[Captn Norrington]

You'll have competition for that I'm sure

 

[Dodger]

Who else is marrying this obviously drug addled hippy? You?

 

[Captn Norrington]

Maybe!

 

[Dodger]

Back off, I do drug addled. Your more of a messana cream pie kinda guy.

 

[Captn Norrington]

Ya, your right, *walks away into the darkness to find some pies*

 

[Dodger]

Locks and bars door.

And stay out!

 

[Captn Norrington]

*throws a rock through the window*

 

[Dodger]

Closes shutters and calls police.

 

[Captn Norrington]

*puts on a disguise*

 

[Dodger]

Loads his gun and waits.

 

[Captn Norrington]

*throws in a lit match*

 

[Dodger]

*blows it out*

 

[Captn Norrington]

*throws a squirrel inside*

 

[Dodger]

*takes squirrel* "all kill" *targets Norrington*

 

[Captn Norrington]

*runs from squirrel, throws matches at it, matches seem to anger it more*

 

[Dodger]

*squirrel catches Norrington and tries to eat his nuts but can't find any*

 

[Captn Norrington]

*smiles, looks at squirrel, and says "they are hidden so hah!"*

 

[Dodger]

* squirrel crawls into the hole there hidden in *

 

[Captn Norrington]

*Another squirrel fights original squirrel for them*

 

[Dodger]

* sends in a gd after the squirrel *

 

[Captn Norrington]

*GD kills both squirrels, and Norrington runs home to go to sleep after saying goodnight to Dodger*

 

[Dodger]

*goes back inside and plans an attack for tommorrow*

 

[Lindae Lives]

I want to uo marry this person if they write the vows

Oy! At last! A husband for Molokha! *immediately gets to work arranging the reception*

 

[SuperKen]

Cool fanfic.

 

[Lindae Lives]

I feel obligated to say that Molokha doesn't usually behave like this and blame should be placed squarely on Alouenikah and his special cupcakes.