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With the help of Lazulli, I have now invented exploding donuts. Would you like one?
 

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*munches... washes donut down with Pitmuck brew*

Itz bees a dud, Ashlynn. Yoos invenshun needz ta goes bak toos da drawin bored.

~ Icky ~
 

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Yoos sech a card, Ashlynn! *giggles*

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Will that hashbrown casserole have sausage in it?? Finally a tasty dish :cheerleader:
*grumbles*

Gess mees gotz ta bisit da butcher shoppe en buyz sussage soonz. Jes cant pleese sum peeples.

~ Icky ~
 

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I disliked the melon drink this morning... maybe something a little more manly from the distillery, yes? *kisses*
*sobs... pulls at hair*

Oopsie... mees fergotz mees noes hab hare. o_O

Okies. Mees werks onz itz abter allz da Paxlair stuffs iz ober wit.

~ icky ~

P.S. Mees gonna names da nu brew "Tread Lightly" :p
 
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Mees tinkin ub settins upz a booze vender soons atz da deli. Mees startz a nu brews dis mornin. Itz kinda strongs-like, fer da "manlyl" peeples. Mees named itz 'Tread Lightly'. Corse, Miz Lucy helpsd mees wid da spellin. Hab a goos dey! :)

~ Icky ~

Mees bin thinkin da bestest place fer da booze bees atz Scabby's nu tavern. Scabby, wat yoos tink bout dat?
 
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Goos mornin! Dere bees sausages en potato onz da brekfest vender, en spicy compost kookies onz da vender downstares. :)

~ Icky ~
 

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Ohhhs noes. Deres himz goes aginz... Ozog bin bisitin dat strangey islend wher himz finds dem weerd rasberry thingys. :confused:

~ Icky ~
 

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Raspberries are just prettier versions of blackberries. Blackberries go better with whiskey though but I don't recommend the latter for breakfast however.
 
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Raspberries are just prettier versions of blackberries. Blackberries go better with whiskey though but I don't recommend the latter for breakfast however.
Jack Daniels and blackberries for breakfast what a great idea!!!! Thanks I love the way you think!!!:pint:
 

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Well you sort of have to get a bottle or jar and stuff it with blackberries, add some sugar, fill with whiskey and then leave for a month or so. AND THEN IT TASTES SO GOOD. *ahem*
 
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pitmuck ice creams cabe
*moans* Mees be achey alla ober..Feels like sumbuddy beat meees wif bat while mees was sweepin.*groans*
GOOS MORNING CHESSY
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That might be my golem. It's still running on the old programming. It's called "Goblin Swatter" and it's made of wood with metal plates and carries a giant club with metal studs on it.

I'd fix it but someone POISONED ME with a strange brew and I forgot how.

I still remember how to put a poached egg on top of a large fried portabello mushroom for breakfast though.
 

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Chicken sandwich with english mustard for breakfast. No mushrooms today (ran out =( =( ).
 

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Well button mushrooms are big but when you fry them (THE BEST WAY TO COOK THEM) in butter, they shrink, so you need a lot of them. Except for the giant portabello ones - I bake those. they don't shrink so much.

So my mushroom pot doesn't grow them quick enough and the extra ones I buy I run out of easily. And it's winter so chanterelles aren't in season for picking!
 
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Well button mushrooms are big but when you fry them (THE BEST WAY TO COOK THEM) in butter, they shrink, so you need a lot of them. Except for the giant portabello ones - I bake those. they don't shrink so much.

So my mushroom pot doesn't grow them quick enough and the extra ones I buy I run out of easily. And it's winter so chanterelles aren't in season for picking!
OMG Portabellos toasted with Parmesan Cheese and butter, man what is better?? Gotta get to the store and I mean now. Thanks Ashlynn you got me all worked up LOL:stir:
 

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mornin chessy. hope you yoos all enjoyed breakfast this am?
wees geeting bigger new goblin today pogrrog. dat make 2 dis week trog an poggorg
ozog
 
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mornin chessy. hope you yoos all enjoyed breakfast this am?
wees geeting bigger new goblin today pogrrog. dat make 2 dis week trog an poggorg
ozog
OK it's too late for breakfast so I would like to order a Ribeye steak "rare" with a nice green salad with vinagrette dressing and broiled portabellas mushrooms with garlic parmesan butter sauce. Thank You I will be waiting!!:)
 

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I didn't have any breakfast but I made a dessert. I made an apple pie. Only the "pie" was a hollowed out apple with a pastry cap and an apple and mango filling.

IT WAS NICE.
 
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mees neber try dat, it hard ta make? yoos need special hard apple?
 

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afternoons chessy, meees just gets back from "healers" dunno wot kinda healer it bees, tink was mebe vampire? Herz takes blood from mees,wif sharp stick.
ozog
 

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WOW great looks like there serving bottomless Bloody mary's with breakfast!!!!!
 

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Just a cheese sandwich with some sliced onion for me. Then I killed some things with a pointy sword for excercise.
 

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mornin chessy .*yawns*beees cold dis morning. *stokes fire and adds wood.*
gooos cofffees dis morning. *gets copy ob pax lair times and looks at da pictures* *wishes himz could read*
Egg mc muffins wif bacon fer breaky todays>

Ozog
 

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Honey-glazed roasted songbirds for breakfast. Yum.