Yew Times
All the news that fits, we print.
Bunny Bards Night full of fun.
Monday Night a Bards competition was held at the Shadowmoore Tavern in Malas.
The event was Hosted by Izznet Hunar and James Bunnyman and featured hopeful entertainers and just plain folks with stories to tell.
The theme for the night was supposed to be Nature, but submissions covering other subjects were allowed.
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The competitors were:
Frey-Who told a story about a lusty demon woman and his narrow escape from her clutches.
Tobias-Who reminded us quietly that A TREE FALLS IN THE FOREST
Tserim-Who told a story of the nature of heroics and rescuing the back log of damsels trapped in towers. And his many battles against his arch nemesis Zarqad.
Poe-Who recited a lovely poem extolling the virtues of nature.
BaronArkon-Singing a rollicking bar song
And Ashley Belmont-who also sang a short song
Once all had presented their entries, the two judges chose three winners.
“It was a hard decision!” said Judge Bunny-man. “But in the end we closed our eyes and did a quick eeney meenie miny moe and had our winners.”
The three winners received glorious praise and the adoration of those in attendance.
First place went to Tserim—A Gold Fish in a bowl
Second Place went to Baron Arkon-4000 gold ingots
Third prize went to Poe-A lovely gold dinnerware set for two.
When Asked about the reasoning behind the Prizes James Bunny-man said;
“Well, Aedon told me that it is good to give gold prizes at these things!”
We cannot say for sure, but this reporter heard that the gold fish has already been named Great Ranger Tserim the second, Rescuer of all Damsels. At the time of this printing the Goldfish could not be reached for comment.
Hairy Rabbit-Editor in Chief
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IN OTHER NEWS;
Fires plague the Aegis bath house. Warm water leads to shriveled skins. Also from the Bath House it has been reported that the liquor cabinet has been annexed by New Pondia and the Freehold of Pandemonium.
Elections are again on the horizon, and the community is abuzz about WHO will be wearing WHAT to walk to WHERE stone WHEN they inscribe their name announcing their candidacy. And WHY!
(let me see, did I get it all? Yes, who, what, when, where, and why. The makings of a great story!)
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LOOKING FOR STORIES
The Yew times is seeking those wishing to submit stories or even work as a reporter. Payment for all work will be made in something gold. All are welcome to apply. Contact the editor if you are interested.
(This is a first edition and once I learn how to operate the printing press Yew Times will look better)
All the news that fits, we print.
Bunny Bards Night full of fun.
Monday Night a Bards competition was held at the Shadowmoore Tavern in Malas.
The event was Hosted by Izznet Hunar and James Bunnyman and featured hopeful entertainers and just plain folks with stories to tell.
The theme for the night was supposed to be Nature, but submissions covering other subjects were allowed.
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The competitors were:
Frey-Who told a story about a lusty demon woman and his narrow escape from her clutches.
Tobias-Who reminded us quietly that A TREE FALLS IN THE FOREST
Tserim-Who told a story of the nature of heroics and rescuing the back log of damsels trapped in towers. And his many battles against his arch nemesis Zarqad.
Poe-Who recited a lovely poem extolling the virtues of nature.
BaronArkon-Singing a rollicking bar song
And Ashley Belmont-who also sang a short song
Once all had presented their entries, the two judges chose three winners.
“It was a hard decision!” said Judge Bunny-man. “But in the end we closed our eyes and did a quick eeney meenie miny moe and had our winners.”
The three winners received glorious praise and the adoration of those in attendance.
First place went to Tserim—A Gold Fish in a bowl
Second Place went to Baron Arkon-4000 gold ingots
Third prize went to Poe-A lovely gold dinnerware set for two.
When Asked about the reasoning behind the Prizes James Bunny-man said;
“Well, Aedon told me that it is good to give gold prizes at these things!”
We cannot say for sure, but this reporter heard that the gold fish has already been named Great Ranger Tserim the second, Rescuer of all Damsels. At the time of this printing the Goldfish could not be reached for comment.
Hairy Rabbit-Editor in Chief
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IN OTHER NEWS;
Fires plague the Aegis bath house. Warm water leads to shriveled skins. Also from the Bath House it has been reported that the liquor cabinet has been annexed by New Pondia and the Freehold of Pandemonium.
Elections are again on the horizon, and the community is abuzz about WHO will be wearing WHAT to walk to WHERE stone WHEN they inscribe their name announcing their candidacy. And WHY!
(let me see, did I get it all? Yes, who, what, when, where, and why. The makings of a great story!)
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LOOKING FOR STORIES
The Yew times is seeking those wishing to submit stories or even work as a reporter. Payment for all work will be made in something gold. All are welcome to apply. Contact the editor if you are interested.
(This is a first edition and once I learn how to operate the printing press Yew Times will look better)