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ya, thats right, the chicken is the tank

Poo

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if you look real close at the feet you will see my chicken in there tanking the greater dragons.

he's an animal, that one is.

 

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check the rippling muscles.

im gonna take this bad boy over into FEL and THEN we can see the people crying about overpowered tamers.

HERE I COME PEOPLE!!!

*dismount*
"ALL KILL!!!!"
 
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Dalton4902

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Wow... That's freaking great. Kudos to you for actually taking the time to do that.
 
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RichDC

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Is it Just me or (people who train chickens will know on GL we have a chicken fight club every week so alot of chicken trainers :p)

does the 10% phys resist chickens all seem to cap at 123HP,
Whereas the 5-9% all cap at 125HP
 
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T_Amon_from_work

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<laughs> Jeez, this bugger is nasty! Tell us how Fel works out ...
 
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Prince Caspian

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I remember fighting a Crimmy in Minoc, and Fred the Butcher (from the Humility Quest) was in the vicinity.

As such, Fred was a yellow name and was invunerable. Well he put up his dukes (he was unarmed) and walked up to that Crimson Dragon and started going to work like Rocky Balboa punching sides of beef.

It was a hilarious scene, becasue all of these armored adventurers with huge weapons were dropping like flies left and right, and here was some unarmored mohawk-sporting butcher in the middle of the hurricane not getting scratched.
 

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I remember fighting a Crimmy in Minoc, and Fred the Butcher (from the Humility Quest) was in the vicinity.

As such, Fred was a yellow name and was invunerable. Well he put up his dukes (he was unarmed) and walked up to that Crimson Dragon and started going to work like Rocky Balboa punching sides of beef.

It was a hilarious scene, becasue all of these armored adventurers with huge weapons were dropping like flies left and right, and here was some unarmored mohawk-sporting butcher in the middle of the hurricane not getting scratched.
Another one of my favorites are the monks that inhabit the Tokuno Islands.

Those little bastages run...they don't just sidle up...they RUN up to a Yamandon, and start whacking those big stinky buggers!! I think they are all related to Fred, because they, too, use only their hands. Or maybe it IS that Fred is related to Mr. Balboa...anyway...I digress...

The Monks are, of course, not invulnerable, but they don't even wear shirts, usually. They are smart enough to run away when they start getting really hurt, though.

It may well be that Rocky Balboa met up with someone from Monty Python's Flying Circus (hopefully of female persuasion...), and through that union, the breed of Fearless Running Monks were born. Or, the monks all have had less than enjoyable Bunny experiences, which caused them to learn to "Run Away!! Run Away!!", and they just watched all of the Rocky movies. Maybe that's why the monks all look so old...dunno.

I used to really get offended by their actions...called them Griefers, and paged on them. I tried luring on them, but they actually enjoy it....:hahaha:
 

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I'll see you chicken and raise you a ferret!




He still needs a bit of training but when it's done......watch out chickens of the world!
 

Poo

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hehe, a ferret.

i have a Albino Tree Rat (Squirrel) on my red mage, which of course makes it an Red Albino Squirrel.

its allways fun to roll around with my Squirrel in tow while im out farming script miners.
hehehhehe

and since we are talking about fun pets, i have a few guys that have fully trained Pack Beetles.
my mule has one, and my T hunter has one for low level maps.
use the beelte to kill the spawn and cart the loot to the bank, hehe
 
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Devil_Woman

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I'll see your ferret and raise you a squirrel!



He, too, has a bit more training to do, but he can already take out an orc camp by my house on Ice Island all by himself - with no healing from me!
 

Clog|Mordain

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Nice pets there guys.. Gives me an idea to do something with my bordom on oceania now :D Thanks
 

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hehe, a ferret.

i have a Albino Tree Rat (Squirrel) on my red mage, which of course makes it an Red Albino Squirrel.

its allways fun to roll around with my Squirrel in tow while im out farming script miners.
hehehhehe

and since we are talking about fun pets, i have a few guys that have fully trained Pack Beetles.
my mule has one, and my T hunter has one for low level maps.
use the beelte to kill the spawn and cart the loot to the bank, hehe
Friend of mine was using a pack horse on the dark wisps when they were in Moonglow....
 
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Lunaticus

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I happen to also be working a killer, purple bunny. One of these days, Bunnicula will rend asunder your villages! :lick:
 
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RichDC

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Thats it im going to have to post pics now when i get home!!

of:

All GM purple bunny (neon of course)
All Gm changeling dog
All Gm Chicken
All Gm Ice Serp

Current *pet* project (pardon the pun) is a gaaman
 

Hunters' Moon

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Poo with that kind of resists (10/0/0/0/0) how were you able to keep it alive against the GD??
 

CFC Rachel

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Nice Chicken ya got there Poo!! If you ever find yourself on the Great Lakes Shard on a Saturday evening, you should stop by the Chicken Fight Club. There you will see chickens, ferrets, squirrels, llamas, goats and more, trained to thier max and ready to fight. With a fiesty fowl friend like that by your side, the sky is the limit.
 
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RichDC

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Nice Chicken ya got there Poo!! If you ever find yourself on the Great Lakes Shard on a Saturday evening, you should stop by the Chicken Fight Club. There you will see chickens, ferrets, squirrels, llamas, goats and more, trained to thier max and ready to fight. With a fiesty fowl friend like that by your side, the sky is the limit.
Dont forget Cash and my unbeaten Bake !!!

Sorry hes not been there for a while been busy with work and such.

This sat we have a guild hunt (guess who were hunting...me :() ill try and make it after if i can though
 
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