Wulf - Menacing Menace or Cuddly Wuddly Huggly Bear?

[Wulf2k]

To be honest, you don't seem that threatening... *pokes*

What are they teaching children nowadays, that makes them think they can get all uppity like that with terrible mass murdering mayhem-inducers?

So, everybody that remembers me, answer the poll. Teach a newb the error of their ways, and save them from dismemberment and torment and huggywuggies and... wait, that last one can't be right.

 

[Skylark SP]

I better not vote. It would set a bad example for the children. *edit* after 3rd refresh the poll option appeared.

-Skylark

 

[Wulf2k]

Apparently you're only allowed 100 characters per poll option.

That's fine for normal folks, but my awesomeness knows no limits, especially not any 100 character limit.

 

[Skylark SP]

Hmmm...this means that statistical anomalies in the poll automatically gain in power, as they now have less chance to be stifled among the vast sea of voting Siegers!

-Skylark

 

[Wulf2k]

I blame selection bias.

I mean, obviously the only people answering the polls are the ones that haven't collapsed in a puddle of urine and tears under their bed, frantically dialing their therapist to leave message after message of "IT'S HIM!".

 

[Daleth]

The few brief conversations I've had with you, well, you seem humorous and quite pleasant, sorry.

 

[kelmo]

I shall hunt you down, Wulf. I will put your arrogant life to an end. (for about 30 seconds)

*checks calender*

Is Friday good for you?

 

[Wulf2k]

Saturday's better. Friday I was gonna go kick some puppies at some schoolchildren.

 

[QueenZen]

I blame selection bias.

I mean, obviously the only people answering the polls are the ones that haven't collapsed in a puddle of urine and tears under their bed, frantically dialing their therapist to leave message after message of "IT'S HIM!".

But but... I mean why am I to be a scared of folks that may slay me to death ? I mean Ima just a cute pixel on the screen...been dyin since 98 sooo maybe Ima just too used to it ??? I see DYING as some social encounter to talk at folks maybe I do not belong here cuz I don't get ascared of being slaughtered ?

Tell what though only SCARY times I had on this shard was when ^^^^ that guy up there YELLED AT ME a few times... I mean he twas scary with that pointy shield on him and all when he did yell at me them few times.. I RAN I FLED I HID. . HE SCARED ME ! :*

 

[kelmo]

Saturday's better. Friday I was gonna go kick some puppies at some schoolchildren.

Maybe sometime Sunday evening then...

 

[Petra Fyde]

I don't fancy any of those options tbh.

Would it be oki with you if I abuse my awesome powers a bit and add a couple of more palatable choices?

 

[Blind Otto]

I remember a Wulf. I can't remember when I last saw him, though. Or much of anything, for that matter. The memory's the second thing to go, after the sight. I seem to remember he was a paragon of virtue, a shining example of heroism, and a fearless opponent to all evil. But, as I vaguely recall saying, the memory's the second thing to go. Or was it the third?

Now, where did I put my pipe and slippers?

*blindly selects the last option on the poll*

 

[Wulf2k]

Would it be oki with you if I abuse my awesome powers a bit and add a couple of more palatable choices?

Sure. It would appear that somebody's been stuffing the ballot box for their own nefarious purposes anyway, since those results can't be accurate.

I seem to remember he was a paragon of virtue, a shining example of heroism, and a fearless opponent to all evil.

I only had a 1 in 20 chance of being a paragon every time I ressed.

And yes, I may have oozed heroism, but I did it in my own special way that usually involved killing people, whether they needed it or not.

*curls up with a teddy bear with a dagger in it, wondering why nobody finds him ferocious*