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worst songs evah!!!!
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Rykus
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I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
.....
And I'm too sexy for this song
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DING DING DING DING!!! WE HAVE A WINNAR!!
Weighing in at 213 lbs of pure shat, Right said Fred and "Too SEXY"!
Anytime I hear this song, my mind drifts back to 1986, and this fine tune by the late Falco:
He was the first punk ever to set foot on this earth.
He was a genius from the day of his birth.
He could play the piano like a ring and a bell
And ev'rybody screamed:
Come on, rock me Amadeus.
He was a superstar, he was dynamite and whatever he did (it)
Seemed to be alright.
And he drank (and) he cursed and he fooled around
But when the women would shout:
Rock me Amadeus,
Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus,
Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus,
Oh oh oh Amadeus.
With a bottle of wine in one hand and a woman in the other
'Cause he was a ladies man
He never stopped to worry what the next day would bring
Because the girls would sing:
Rock me Amadeus,
Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus,
Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus,
Oh oh oh Amadeus.
His mind was on rock and roll and having fun
Because he lived so fast he had to die so young.
But he made his mark in history.
Still ev'rybody says:
Rock me Amadeus
Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus,
Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus,
Oh oh oh Amadeus.
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
.....
And I'm too sexy for this song
[/ QUOTE ]
DING DING DING DING!!! WE HAVE A WINNAR!!
Weighing in at 213 lbs of pure shat, Right said Fred and "Too SEXY"!
Anytime I hear this song, my mind drifts back to 1986, and this fine tune by the late Falco:
He was the first punk ever to set foot on this earth.
He was a genius from the day of his birth.
He could play the piano like a ring and a bell
And ev'rybody screamed:
Come on, rock me Amadeus.
He was a superstar, he was dynamite and whatever he did (it)
Seemed to be alright.
And he drank (and) he cursed and he fooled around
But when the women would shout:
Rock me Amadeus,
Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus,
Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus,
Oh oh oh Amadeus.
With a bottle of wine in one hand and a woman in the other
'Cause he was a ladies man
He never stopped to worry what the next day would bring
Because the girls would sing:
Rock me Amadeus,
Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus,
Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus,
Oh oh oh Amadeus.
His mind was on rock and roll and having fun
Because he lived so fast he had to die so young.
But he made his mark in history.
Still ev'rybody says:
Rock me Amadeus
Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus,
Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus,
Oh oh oh Amadeus.
T
Timothy_SP
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I'm Too Sexy by Right Said Fred
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Pappy Joe
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or even worse, Shatner and Nimoy - The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins!
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IN THE MIDDLE OF EARTH IN THE LAND OF THE SHIRE
LIVES A BRAVE LITTLE HOBBIT WHOM WE ALL ADMIRE!
something something something
BILBO! BILBO, BILBO BAGGINS, HE'S ONLY THREE FEET TAAALL!
BILBO BILBO BILBO BAGGINS, the bravest little hobbit of them aAAAA*gunshot*
...Ahem!
My contributions: 50 Cent's discography, and lots of the inexplicably popular emo junk floating around these days (I do like Coheed and Cambria, but I stand by the fact that they're progressive rock, damn you.)
or even worse, Shatner and Nimoy - The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins!
[/ QUOTE ]
IN THE MIDDLE OF EARTH IN THE LAND OF THE SHIRE
LIVES A BRAVE LITTLE HOBBIT WHOM WE ALL ADMIRE!
something something something
BILBO! BILBO, BILBO BAGGINS, HE'S ONLY THREE FEET TAAALL!
BILBO BILBO BILBO BAGGINS, the bravest little hobbit of them aAAAA*gunshot*
...Ahem!
My contributions: 50 Cent's discography, and lots of the inexplicably popular emo junk floating around these days (I do like Coheed and Cambria, but I stand by the fact that they're progressive rock, damn you.)
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the rock, (NO oldies)
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*laughs*
Hate to say this Kiera, but our local "oldies" station includes 80's now, and has for several years. But that is OK, you can borrow my cane when I am out for a spin with the walker
.
-Skylark
the rock, (NO oldies)
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*laughs*
Hate to say this Kiera, but our local "oldies" station includes 80's now, and has for several years. But that is OK, you can borrow my cane when I am out for a spin with the walker
-Skylark
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Guest
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oh, is this still going... well then....the bottom of the barrel approaches...
I give thee.... Boney M.
*takes deep breath, while screams of terror come from all around*
There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the bible like a preacher
Full of ecstacy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire
RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar
But the kasachok he danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
Though she'd heard the things he'd done
She believed he was a holy healer
Who would heal her son
RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
But when his drinking and lusting and his hunger
for power became known to more and more people,
the demands to do something about this outrageous
man became louder and louder.
"This man's just got to go!" declared his enemies
But the ladies begged "Don't you try to do it, please"
No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms
Though he was a brute they just fell into his arms
Then one night some men of higher standing
Set a trap, they're not to blame
"Come to visit us" they kept demanding
And he really came
RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
They put some poison into his wine
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia's greatest love machine
He drank it all and he said "I feel fine"
RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
They didn't quit, they wanted his head
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia's greatest love machine
And so they shot him till he was dead
Oh, those Russians...
*sighs* They just don't write lyrics like that any more...
I give thee.... Boney M.
*takes deep breath, while screams of terror come from all around*
There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the bible like a preacher
Full of ecstacy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire
RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar
But the kasachok he danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
Though she'd heard the things he'd done
She believed he was a holy healer
Who would heal her son
RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
But when his drinking and lusting and his hunger
for power became known to more and more people,
the demands to do something about this outrageous
man became louder and louder.
"This man's just got to go!" declared his enemies
But the ladies begged "Don't you try to do it, please"
No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms
Though he was a brute they just fell into his arms
Then one night some men of higher standing
Set a trap, they're not to blame
"Come to visit us" they kept demanding
And he really came
RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
They put some poison into his wine
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia's greatest love machine
He drank it all and he said "I feel fine"
RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
They didn't quit, they wanted his head
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia's greatest love machine
And so they shot him till he was dead
Oh, those Russians...
*sighs* They just don't write lyrics like that any more...
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Guest
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* Tosses in Abba and the song Dancing Queen*
G
Guest
Guest
*Hurls back Abba and 'the King Kong Song'*
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Guest
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and currently on the radio is...The Spin Doctors..."If you want to buy me flowers..go ahead now...if you want to talk for hours...go ahead now..." *puke* I think the title has the word "princes" in it and I've despised it since I first heard it on the radio.
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Two Princes is the name, and thank you SO much for reminding me of that, when I thought it was safely buried in the recesses of my brain.
*looks for letter opener or other convenient sharp object to stab brain with*
-Skylark
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You mean you don't just go wild with joy when you hear a white boy in a knit cap try to sing scat?
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Eep! For some reason your words prompted a flashback to one of the scariest moments of my teenage life...I was at an event where they had several bands performing, including Glass Tiger, which I wanted to hear. My friends and I got sidetracked though, and when Glass Tiger was supposed to be starting their concert on the other side of the park, we tried to head in that direction, but got swept up in a crowd going the opposite way, and before I knew it, I found myself pressed up against the barrier in front of a stage, and then one of the most horrifying things that could ever happen transpired. I found myself less than 15 feet away from the lead singer of Wang Chung, who was bare chested, sweaty, and wailing one of their horrible songs. There was no escape. At one point, I think he was singing directly to me.
*shudders*
-Skylark
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and currently on the radio is...The Spin Doctors..."If you want to buy me flowers..go ahead now...if you want to talk for hours...go ahead now..." *puke* I think the title has the word "princes" in it and I've despised it since I first heard it on the radio.
[/ QUOTE ]
Two Princes is the name, and thank you SO much for reminding me of that, when I thought it was safely buried in the recesses of my brain.
*looks for letter opener or other convenient sharp object to stab brain with*
-Skylark
[/ QUOTE ]
You mean you don't just go wild with joy when you hear a white boy in a knit cap try to sing scat?
[/ QUOTE ]
Eep! For some reason your words prompted a flashback to one of the scariest moments of my teenage life...I was at an event where they had several bands performing, including Glass Tiger, which I wanted to hear. My friends and I got sidetracked though, and when Glass Tiger was supposed to be starting their concert on the other side of the park, we tried to head in that direction, but got swept up in a crowd going the opposite way, and before I knew it, I found myself pressed up against the barrier in front of a stage, and then one of the most horrifying things that could ever happen transpired. I found myself less than 15 feet away from the lead singer of Wang Chung, who was bare chested, sweaty, and wailing one of their horrible songs. There was no escape. At one point, I think he was singing directly to me.
*shudders*
-Skylark
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Mandolin
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Ashamed to say it... I played my Wang Chung cassette til it wore out...
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Maginot
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"The Boys are Back in Town" is pretty awful as well, but at least I can laugh my ass of at the ridiculous lyrics. =P
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No way. Thin Lizzy rules. I highly recommend that whole Jailbreak CD.
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"The Boys are Back in Town" is pretty awful as well, but at least I can laugh my ass of at the ridiculous lyrics. =P
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No way. Thin Lizzy rules. I highly recommend that whole Jailbreak CD.
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Maginot
Guest
Bette Davis Eyes by someone...err...Kim Carnes.
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Maginot
Guest
Ok, I'm kind of obsessed with this right now. I think I've got a good contender for THE worst song ever:
JOE DOLCE MUSIC THEATRE
SHADDUP YOU FACE - 21/02/1981
3 weeks at #1 - 10 weeks on chart
'Allo, I'm-a Giuseppe, I got-a something special-a for you, ready
Uno, duo, tre, quatro
When I was a boy, just about the eighth-a grade
Mama used to say don't stay out-a late
With the bad-a boys, always shoot-a pool
Giuseppe going to flunk-a school
Boy, it make-a me sick, all the t'ing I gotta do
I can't-a get-a no kicks, always got to follow rules
Boy, it make-a me sick, just to make-a lousy bucks
Got to feel-a like a fool and-a mama used to say all-a time
What's-a matter you Hey! Gotta no respect
What-a you t'ink you do? Why you look-a so sad
It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place
Ah, shaddap-a you face
That's-a my mama, I can remember
Big accordion solo
Ah! Play dat again, Really nice, really nice
Soon-a come-a day, gonna be a big-a star
Den I make-a TV shows and-a movies
Get-a myself a new car, but still I be myself
I don't want-a to change a t'ing, still a-dance and a-sing
I t'ink about-a mama, she used to say
What's-a matter you Hey! Gotta no respect
What-a you t'ink you do Why you look-a so sad
It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place
Ah, shaddap-a you face
Mama, she said it all-a da time
What's-a matter you Hey Gotta no respect
What-a you t'ink you do Why you look-a so sad
It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place
Ah, shaddap-a you face
That s-a my mama
Hello, everybody!
'At's out-a dere in-a radio and-a TV land
Did you know I had a big-a hit-a song in-a Italy with-a disc
Shaddap-a you face
I sing-a dis-a song, all-a my fans applaud
Dey clap-a da hands, dat-a make me feel-a so good
You ought to learn-a dis-a song, it's-a real-a simple
See, I sing: what's-a matter you You sing Hey
Den I sing-a da rest and den at de end, we can all-a sing:
Ah, Shaddap-a you face! O.k., let's-a try it, really big
Uno, duo, tre, quatro
What's-a matter you Hey Gotta no respect Hey
What-a you t'ink you Hey do Why you look-a so sad Hey
It's-a not so bad Hey it's-a nice-a place
Ah, shaddap-a you face
OK one more-a time for mama
What's-a matter you Hey Gotta no respect Hey
What-a you t'ink you Hey do Why you look-a so sad Hey
It's-a not so bad Hey it's-a nice-a place
Ah, shaddap-a you face
Not sure any will remember this, but it is a way irritating song.
JOE DOLCE MUSIC THEATRE
SHADDUP YOU FACE - 21/02/1981
3 weeks at #1 - 10 weeks on chart
'Allo, I'm-a Giuseppe, I got-a something special-a for you, ready
Uno, duo, tre, quatro
When I was a boy, just about the eighth-a grade
Mama used to say don't stay out-a late
With the bad-a boys, always shoot-a pool
Giuseppe going to flunk-a school
Boy, it make-a me sick, all the t'ing I gotta do
I can't-a get-a no kicks, always got to follow rules
Boy, it make-a me sick, just to make-a lousy bucks
Got to feel-a like a fool and-a mama used to say all-a time
What's-a matter you Hey! Gotta no respect
What-a you t'ink you do? Why you look-a so sad
It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place
Ah, shaddap-a you face
That's-a my mama, I can remember
Big accordion solo
Ah! Play dat again, Really nice, really nice
Soon-a come-a day, gonna be a big-a star
Den I make-a TV shows and-a movies
Get-a myself a new car, but still I be myself
I don't want-a to change a t'ing, still a-dance and a-sing
I t'ink about-a mama, she used to say
What's-a matter you Hey! Gotta no respect
What-a you t'ink you do Why you look-a so sad
It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place
Ah, shaddap-a you face
Mama, she said it all-a da time
What's-a matter you Hey Gotta no respect
What-a you t'ink you do Why you look-a so sad
It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place
Ah, shaddap-a you face
That s-a my mama
Hello, everybody!
'At's out-a dere in-a radio and-a TV land
Did you know I had a big-a hit-a song in-a Italy with-a disc
Shaddap-a you face
I sing-a dis-a song, all-a my fans applaud
Dey clap-a da hands, dat-a make me feel-a so good
You ought to learn-a dis-a song, it's-a real-a simple
See, I sing: what's-a matter you You sing Hey
Den I sing-a da rest and den at de end, we can all-a sing:
Ah, Shaddap-a you face! O.k., let's-a try it, really big
Uno, duo, tre, quatro
What's-a matter you Hey Gotta no respect Hey
What-a you t'ink you Hey do Why you look-a so sad Hey
It's-a not so bad Hey it's-a nice-a place
Ah, shaddap-a you face
OK one more-a time for mama
What's-a matter you Hey Gotta no respect Hey
What-a you t'ink you Hey do Why you look-a so sad Hey
It's-a not so bad Hey it's-a nice-a place
Ah, shaddap-a you face
Not sure any will remember this, but it is a way irritating song.
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Guest
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Hey macarena!
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imported_Castor
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(I do like Coheed and Cambria, but I stand by the fact that they're progressive rock, damn you.)
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i like them too actually, although their cool factor is about -5...
(I do like Coheed and Cambria, but I stand by the fact that they're progressive rock, damn you.)
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i like them too actually, although their cool factor is about -5...
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Dor of Sonoma
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omigods
That is just incredibly...malevolent.
*shudders violently*
That is just incredibly...malevolent.
*shudders violently*
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Mandolin
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omigods
That is just incredibly...malevolent.
*shudders violently*
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I gotta agree.. very cruel indeed! Sends a complaint to [email protected]
omigods
That is just incredibly...malevolent.
*shudders violently*
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I gotta agree.. very cruel indeed! Sends a complaint to [email protected]
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Spring was never waiting for us, girl
It ran one step ahead
As we followed in the dance
Between the parted pages and were pressed
In love's hot, fevered iron
Like a striped pair of pants
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Tell me you made that up... that is the most atrocious, precocious piece of songwriting? I have ever read. Thankfully, I have never heard it sung, squawked, or hummed.
Spring was never waiting for us, girl
It ran one step ahead
As we followed in the dance
Between the parted pages and were pressed
In love's hot, fevered iron
Like a striped pair of pants
[/ QUOTE ]
Tell me you made that up... that is the most atrocious, precocious piece of songwriting? I have ever read. Thankfully, I have never heard it sung, squawked, or hummed.
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Guest
Guest
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Spring was never waiting for us, girl
It ran one step ahead
As we followed in the dance
Between the parted pages and were pressed
In love's hot, fevered iron
Like a striped pair of pants
[/ QUOTE ]
Tell me you made that up... that is the most atrocious, precocious piece of songwriting? I have ever read. Thankfully, I have never heard it sung, squawked, or hummed.
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It is real. I have heard it. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
What is sadder is that Weird Al's spoof of it, is actually a much better song.
-Skylark
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Spring was never waiting for us, girl
It ran one step ahead
As we followed in the dance
Between the parted pages and were pressed
In love's hot, fevered iron
Like a striped pair of pants
[/ QUOTE ]
Tell me you made that up... that is the most atrocious, precocious piece of songwriting? I have ever read. Thankfully, I have never heard it sung, squawked, or hummed.
[/ QUOTE ]
It is real. I have heard it. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
What is sadder is that Weird Al's spoof of it, is actually a much better song.
-Skylark
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Shooting at the walls of heartache
Bang, bang
I am the warrior
Well I am the warrior
And heart to heart you'll win
If you survive the warrior, the warrior
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If you survive listening to this song, does that make you a warrior? Is this a challenge? A threat? A wild boast? I'm not sure what Patty Smith is getting all worked up about.
Bang bang - *blows smoking index finger*
Shooting at the walls of heartache
Bang, bang
I am the warrior
Well I am the warrior
And heart to heart you'll win
If you survive the warrior, the warrior
[/ QUOTE ]
If you survive listening to this song, does that make you a warrior? Is this a challenge? A threat? A wild boast? I'm not sure what Patty Smith is getting all worked up about.
Bang bang - *blows smoking index finger*
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Guest
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This is for you all and beatrice
Rock Lobster!!!
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Luckily, I didn't have to listen to that yesterday. Now, thanks to you, I have.
I'm about 30 seconds away from doing something EVIL to her speakers.
I concede defeat. This is THE worst song mentioned, second to none.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go and apply some steel wool to my brain.
*thinks*
Or I could unleash this on an unsuspecting population...
This is for you all and beatrice
Rock Lobster!!!
[/ QUOTE ]
Luckily, I didn't have to listen to that yesterday. Now, thanks to you, I have.
I'm about 30 seconds away from doing something EVIL to her speakers.
I concede defeat. This is THE worst song mentioned, second to none.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go and apply some steel wool to my brain.
*thinks*
Or I could unleash this on an unsuspecting population...
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I dont know the name of the song or the group that "performs" it, but this song that plays on the muzak at the osco I work at is the worst thing ive ever heard.
Its goes like this... (chorus) "I want to live like animals I want to run through the jungle, with the wind in my haiiiirrr..."
Then there is a line.. oh god so bad.
"Animals and children tell the truth they never lie, witch one is more human theres the question you decide."
It makes me want to puke just thinking about it.
Its goes like this... (chorus) "I want to live like animals I want to run through the jungle, with the wind in my haiiiirrr..."
Then there is a line.. oh god so bad.
"Animals and children tell the truth they never lie, witch one is more human theres the question you decide."
It makes me want to puke just thinking about it.
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*giggles*
ummm I used to like that song ! It was my perky wake up and face another crappy day in rl paradise song ! HEHE
I am still living/surviving rl sorta warrior
. HAHA
That and cher singing BANG BANG you shot me down, BANG BANG etc etc.
*Tosses in BILLY IDOL...........sing it now yall; REBEL YELLLLLLLLLLLL * I like that one too
ummm I used to like that song ! It was my perky wake up and face another crappy day in rl paradise song ! HEHE
I am still living/surviving rl sorta warrior
That and cher singing BANG BANG you shot me down, BANG BANG etc etc.
*Tosses in BILLY IDOL...........sing it now yall; REBEL YELLLLLLLLLLLL * I like that one too
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Guest
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You should be hung from the highest tree in Iantown, for even mentioning that song. hehe
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I liked bette davis eyes hehe
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Kelmo, there is a special level of hell reserved for people like you.
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I NEVER liked this stupid song !!
We all live in our yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
We all live in our yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
We all live in our yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
We all live in our yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
<font color="yellow"> We all live in our yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
We all live in our yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
We all live in our yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
We all live in our yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
</font>
We all live in our yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
We all live in our yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
We all live in our yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
We all live in our yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
<font color="yellow"> We all live in our yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
We all live in our yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
We all live in our yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
We all live in our yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
</font>
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I NEVER liked this stupid song !!
We all live in our yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
We all live in our yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
We all live in our yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
We all live in our yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
<font color="yellow"> We all live in our yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
We all live in our yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
We all live in our yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
We all live in our yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
</font>
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Ditto. Some songs have really dumb lyrics but great music, some songs have great lyrics, and really bad music...but when the lyrics are dumb and the music is bad, you have something truly...bad
.
-Skylark
I NEVER liked this stupid song !!
We all live in our yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
We all live in our yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
We all live in our yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
We all live in our yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
<font color="yellow"> We all live in our yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
We all live in our yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
We all live in our yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
We all live in our yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
</font>
[/ QUOTE ]
Ditto. Some songs have really dumb lyrics but great music, some songs have great lyrics, and really bad music...but when the lyrics are dumb and the music is bad, you have something truly...bad
-Skylark
G
Guest
Guest
You mean like this one that oddly stayed in number one song spot or up there somewhere on the charts, sorta like number one or ..number one bad. It was in the top 100 etc etc. ..for what seemed like for forever..........GAH !!!
[DD - Donald Duck voice]
[BS - background singers]
[EP - Elvis voice]
Went to a party the other night
All the ladies were treating me right
Moving my feet to the disco beat
How in the world could I keep my seat
All of a sudden I began to change
I was on the dance floor acting strange
Flapping my arms I began to cluck
Look at me..
I'm the disco duck
[DD:] Ah, get down, mama
I've got to have me a woman, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
[BS:] Disco, disco duck
[DD:] Got to have me a woman
[BS:] Disco, disco duck
[DD:] Oh, get down, mama
[BS:] Try your luck, don't be a cluck, disco
[DD:] Disco
[BS:] Disco
[DD:] Disco
[BS:] Disco
[DD+BS] Disco
[BS:] Disco, disco duck
[DD:] All right
[BS:] Disco, disco duck
[DD:] Ah, get down mama,
Oh mama, shake your tail feather, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
When the music stopped I returned to my seat
But there's no stoppin' a duck and his beat
So I got back up to try my luck
Why look
[DD:] Everybody's doin' the
[DD+BS] Disco, disco duck
[DD+BS] Disco, disco duck
[BS:] Try your luck
[DD:] Wave to me
[BS:] Don't be a cluck
[DD:] Disco
[BS:] Disco
[DD:] Disco
[BS:] Disco
[DD+BS] Disco
[BS:] Disco, disco duck
[DD:] My, oh my
[BS:] Disco, disco duck
[DD:] Ah, get down mama, ha, ha, ha, ha
[BS:] Try your luck, don't be a cluck
[DD:] Disco
[BS:] Disco
[DD:] Disco
[BS:] Disco
[DD+BS] Disco
[BS:] Disco, disco duck
[BS:] Disco
[BS:] Disco, disco duck
[BS:] Try your luck, don't be a cluck
[EP:] Thank you duck
[BS:] Disco
[EP:] For gettin' down
[BS:] Disco disco disco
[EP:] Thank you so very much
[BS:] Disco duck
[DD:] You're welcome
[BS:] Disco Disco Duck
[BS:] Try your luck, don't be a cluck
Disco, disco, disco
[DD - Donald Duck voice]
[BS - background singers]
[EP - Elvis voice]
Went to a party the other night
All the ladies were treating me right
Moving my feet to the disco beat
How in the world could I keep my seat
All of a sudden I began to change
I was on the dance floor acting strange
Flapping my arms I began to cluck
Look at me..
I'm the disco duck
[DD:] Ah, get down, mama
I've got to have me a woman, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
[BS:] Disco, disco duck
[DD:] Got to have me a woman
[BS:] Disco, disco duck
[DD:] Oh, get down, mama
[BS:] Try your luck, don't be a cluck, disco
[DD:] Disco
[BS:] Disco
[DD:] Disco
[BS:] Disco
[DD+BS] Disco
[BS:] Disco, disco duck
[DD:] All right
[BS:] Disco, disco duck
[DD:] Ah, get down mama,
Oh mama, shake your tail feather, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
When the music stopped I returned to my seat
But there's no stoppin' a duck and his beat
So I got back up to try my luck
Why look
[DD:] Everybody's doin' the
[DD+BS] Disco, disco duck
[DD+BS] Disco, disco duck
[BS:] Try your luck
[DD:] Wave to me
[BS:] Don't be a cluck
[DD:] Disco
[BS:] Disco
[DD:] Disco
[BS:] Disco
[DD+BS] Disco
[BS:] Disco, disco duck
[DD:] My, oh my
[BS:] Disco, disco duck
[DD:] Ah, get down mama, ha, ha, ha, ha
[BS:] Try your luck, don't be a cluck
[DD:] Disco
[BS:] Disco
[DD:] Disco
[BS:] Disco
[DD+BS] Disco
[BS:] Disco, disco duck
[BS:] Disco
[BS:] Disco, disco duck
[BS:] Try your luck, don't be a cluck
[EP:] Thank you duck
[BS:] Disco
[EP:] For gettin' down
[BS:] Disco disco disco
[EP:] Thank you so very much
[BS:] Disco duck
[DD:] You're welcome
[BS:] Disco Disco Duck
[BS:] Try your luck, don't be a cluck
Disco, disco, disco
G
Guest
Guest
wasn't there a hidden meaning to the lyrics of that song
you know like...puff the magic dragon wasn't about a dragon at all
and I want candy wasn't about a girl who wanted candy but sweet sweet lovin'
I would like to add "I want Candy" to this list
hey
hey
hey
hey
i know a girl who's tough but sweet
she's so fine she can't be beat
she's got everything that i desire
she sets the summer sun on fire
(chorus)
i want candy
i want candy
i want candy
i want candy
go to see ya when the sun goes down
there ain't no finer girl in town
you're my girl you're what the doctor ordered
i think you're so sweet ya make my mouth water
watch this
i want candy
i want candy
i want candy
i want candy
hey
hey
hey
i want candy
i want candy
candy on the beach there's nothin better
but i like candy when it's wrapped in leather
someday soon i'll make her mine
and then i'll have candy all the time
say
i say
i want candy
i want candy
i want candy
i want candy
hey
hey
hey
hey
hey
you know like...puff the magic dragon wasn't about a dragon at all
and I want candy wasn't about a girl who wanted candy but sweet sweet lovin'
I would like to add "I want Candy" to this list
hey
hey
hey
hey
i know a girl who's tough but sweet
she's so fine she can't be beat
she's got everything that i desire
she sets the summer sun on fire
(chorus)
i want candy
i want candy
i want candy
i want candy
go to see ya when the sun goes down
there ain't no finer girl in town
you're my girl you're what the doctor ordered
i think you're so sweet ya make my mouth water
watch this
i want candy
i want candy
i want candy
i want candy
hey
hey
hey
i want candy
i want candy
candy on the beach there's nothin better
but i like candy when it's wrapped in leather
someday soon i'll make her mine
and then i'll have candy all the time
say
i say
i want candy
i want candy
i want candy
i want candy
hey
hey
hey
hey
hey
G
Guest
Guest
Well, I suspect that any song such as Yellow Submarine is more likely the RESULT of puffing on something strange, during the creative process, but I suppose any song that dumb can have any number of "hidden" meanings (I heard the same thing about Strawberry Fields, and others), and who could really argue with that since they have no "obvious" meaning that makes any sense?
I don't think the lyrics of I Want Candy contain any "hidden" meaning, as the meaning seems pretty obvious, but I agree, it is a truly horrible song.
-Skylark
I don't think the lyrics of I Want Candy contain any "hidden" meaning, as the meaning seems pretty obvious, but I agree, it is a truly horrible song.
-Skylark
G
Guest
Guest
candy on the beach there's nothin better
but i like candy when it's wrapped in leather
someday soon i'll make her mine
and then i'll have candy all the time
no hidden meaning?
Candy is some dippy blonde girl name
but i like candy when it's wrapped in leather
someday soon i'll make her mine
and then i'll have candy all the time
no hidden meaning?
Candy is some dippy blonde girl name
G
Guest
Guest
I actually liked Strawberry Fields forever..but I think I liked it cuz, that song was like taking a trip, without taking a thing.
G
Guest
Guest
No, it is not. The rest of the lyrics make it pretty clear what type of "candy" is wanted. Therefore it is not a "hidden" meaning.
-Skylark
-Skylark
M
Maginot
Guest
The more disturbing thing is that "I Want Candy" was sung by some girl who was like 14 at the time and the original album cover has a picture with her au natural.
M
marichessy
Guest
Yeh that song is all about a girl. My youngest daughter used to have a major crush on Jesse McCartney. His picture is still on my refrigerator on a magnet of hers. 
He is adorable but he really can't sing lol.
80's on the oldies station??? Huh, they still play the 80s music on the local pop stations around here. The oldies station plays all the stuff from my mother's day back in the 50's and 60's.
I have a bad song to toss in.....
"Ice, Ice Baby"
Never liked Meatloaf (bleh), hate the songs on the radio now that make women look and sound like slabs of meat, and if I ever hear another Barney song I will slit my wrists. lol
Hey! How 'bout that Milli Vanilli >?! (sp)
He is adorable but he really can't sing lol.
80's on the oldies station??? Huh, they still play the 80s music on the local pop stations around here. The oldies station plays all the stuff from my mother's day back in the 50's and 60's.
I have a bad song to toss in.....
"Ice, Ice Baby"
Never liked Meatloaf (bleh), hate the songs on the radio now that make women look and sound like slabs of meat, and if I ever hear another Barney song I will slit my wrists. lol
Hey! How 'bout that Milli Vanilli >?! (sp)
M
Maginot
Guest
Girl, you know it's true.
G
Guest
Guest
Guaranteed to cause comas in insomniacs...
Ode to Billy Joe, by Bobbie Gentry
It was the third of June,
another sleepy, dusty Delta day.
I was out choppin' cotton
and my brother was balin' hay.
And at dinner time we stopped,
and we walked back to the house to eat.
And mama hollered at the back door
"y'all remember to wipe your feet."
And then she said she got some news this mornin' from Choctaw Ridge
Today Billy Joe MacAllister jumped off the Tallahatchie Bridge.
Papa said to mama as he passed around the blackeyed peas,
"Well, Billy Joe never had a lick of sense,
pass the biscuits, please."
"There's five more acres in the lower forty I've got to plow."
Mama said it was shame about Billy Joe, anyhow.
Seems like nothin' ever comes to no good up on Choctaw Ridge,
And now Billy Joe MacAllister's jumped off the Tallahatchie Bridge
And brother said he recollected when he and Tom and Billy Joe
Put a frog down my back at the Carroll County picture show.
And wasn't I talkin' to him after church last Sunday night?
"I'll have another piece of apple pie, you know it don't seem right.
I saw him at the sawmill yesterday on Choctaw Ridge,
And now you tell me Billy Joe's jumped off the Tallahatchie Bridge."
Mama said to me "Child, what's happened to your appetite?
I've been cookin' all morning and you haven't touched a single bite.
That nice young preacher, Brother Taylor, dropped by today,
Said he'd be pleased to have dinner on Sunday. Oh, by the way,
He said he saw a girl that looked a lot like you up on Choctaw Ridge
And she and Billy Joe was throwing somethin' off the Tallahatchie Bridge."
A year has come 'n' gone since we heard the news 'bout Billy Joe.
Brother married Becky Thompson, they bought a store in Tupelo.
There was a virus going 'round, papa caught it and he died last spring,and now mama doesn't seem to wanna do much of anything.
And me, I spend a lot of time pickin' flowers up on Choctaw Ridge,
And drop them into the muddy water off the Tallahatchie Bridge.
Ode to Billy Joe, by Bobbie Gentry
It was the third of June,
another sleepy, dusty Delta day.
I was out choppin' cotton
and my brother was balin' hay.
And at dinner time we stopped,
and we walked back to the house to eat.
And mama hollered at the back door
"y'all remember to wipe your feet."
And then she said she got some news this mornin' from Choctaw Ridge
Today Billy Joe MacAllister jumped off the Tallahatchie Bridge.
Papa said to mama as he passed around the blackeyed peas,
"Well, Billy Joe never had a lick of sense,
pass the biscuits, please."
"There's five more acres in the lower forty I've got to plow."
Mama said it was shame about Billy Joe, anyhow.
Seems like nothin' ever comes to no good up on Choctaw Ridge,
And now Billy Joe MacAllister's jumped off the Tallahatchie Bridge
And brother said he recollected when he and Tom and Billy Joe
Put a frog down my back at the Carroll County picture show.
And wasn't I talkin' to him after church last Sunday night?
"I'll have another piece of apple pie, you know it don't seem right.
I saw him at the sawmill yesterday on Choctaw Ridge,
And now you tell me Billy Joe's jumped off the Tallahatchie Bridge."
Mama said to me "Child, what's happened to your appetite?
I've been cookin' all morning and you haven't touched a single bite.
That nice young preacher, Brother Taylor, dropped by today,
Said he'd be pleased to have dinner on Sunday. Oh, by the way,
He said he saw a girl that looked a lot like you up on Choctaw Ridge
And she and Billy Joe was throwing somethin' off the Tallahatchie Bridge."
A year has come 'n' gone since we heard the news 'bout Billy Joe.
Brother married Becky Thompson, they bought a store in Tupelo.
There was a virus going 'round, papa caught it and he died last spring,and now mama doesn't seem to wanna do much of anything.
And me, I spend a lot of time pickin' flowers up on Choctaw Ridge,
And drop them into the muddy water off the Tallahatchie Bridge.
G
Guest
Guest
The oldies station plays all the stuff from my mother's day back in the 50's and 60's.
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yessssssssssssssss my child, the 60s [is] the GOOD STUFF !
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yessssssssssssssss my child, the 60s [is] the GOOD STUFF !
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MilkMaiden
Guest
Here is the best worst song evah!!!!
http://www.psychostick.com/beer_small.htm
I like beer 'cos it is good
I drink beer because I should
if there is a song to sing
I sing it and beer you bring
I drink beer when I am sad
'cuz the beer it makes me glad
now there's nothign left to say
so lets go drink beer
Beer is good
Beer is good
Beer is good
... and Stuff
Beer is good
Beer is good
Beer is good
let's go drink some BEER
BEER
when its warm it taste's real crappy
but cold beer will make me happy
when I throw up on the floor
I can go and drink some more
they say beer will make me dumb
it are go good with pizza
now that we have drunk some beer
lets go drive a car
Beer is good
Beer is good
Beer is good
....and stuff
Beer is good
Beer is good
Beer is good
let's go drink some BEER
Beer
uh dude.. I think youv'e had enough
...No
lets go drink some beer.
I am drunk, drunk as me, I am drunk, wheee
I am drunk, drunk as me, I am drunk wheee
i am drunk, drunk as me, I am...
http://www.psychostick.com/beer_small.htm
I like beer 'cos it is good
I drink beer because I should
if there is a song to sing
I sing it and beer you bring
I drink beer when I am sad
'cuz the beer it makes me glad
now there's nothign left to say
so lets go drink beer
Beer is good
Beer is good
Beer is good
... and Stuff
Beer is good
Beer is good
Beer is good
let's go drink some BEER
BEER
when its warm it taste's real crappy
but cold beer will make me happy
when I throw up on the floor
I can go and drink some more
they say beer will make me dumb
it are go good with pizza
now that we have drunk some beer
lets go drive a car
Beer is good
Beer is good
Beer is good
....and stuff
Beer is good
Beer is good
Beer is good
let's go drink some BEER
Beer
uh dude.. I think youv'e had enough
...No
lets go drink some beer.
I am drunk, drunk as me, I am drunk, wheee
I am drunk, drunk as me, I am drunk wheee
i am drunk, drunk as me, I am...
I
imported_Castor
Guest
i apologize in advance...
Eddie Murphy's
Party all the time
Girl
I can't understand it why you want to hurt me
After all the things I've done for you.
I buy you champagne and roses and diamonds on your finger -
Diamonds on your finger -
Still you hang out all night
what am I to do?
My girl wants to party all the time
Party all the time
party all the time.
My girl wants to party all the time
party all the time.
She parties all the time - party all the time
She likes to party all the time - party all the time
party all the time - she likes to party all the time
party all the time.
Girl
I've seen you in clubs just hanging out and dancing.
You give your number to every man you see.
You never come home at night because you're out romancing.
I wish you bring some of your love home to me.
But my girl wants to party all the time
. . .
My girl wants to party all the time
. . .
Party
party
party she likes to party all the time.
She likes to party all the time -
She lets her hair down
she lets her body down:
She lets her body
she lets her body down.
Party all the time - do you wanna get any party
yeah.
Party all the time - party all the time.
Eddie Murphy's
Party all the time
Girl
I can't understand it why you want to hurt me
After all the things I've done for you.
I buy you champagne and roses and diamonds on your finger -
Diamonds on your finger -
Still you hang out all night
what am I to do?
My girl wants to party all the time
Party all the time
party all the time.
My girl wants to party all the time
party all the time.
She parties all the time - party all the time
She likes to party all the time - party all the time
party all the time - she likes to party all the time
party all the time.
Girl
I've seen you in clubs just hanging out and dancing.
You give your number to every man you see.
You never come home at night because you're out romancing.
I wish you bring some of your love home to me.
But my girl wants to party all the time
. . .
My girl wants to party all the time
. . .
Party
party
party she likes to party all the time.
She likes to party all the time -
She lets her hair down
she lets her body down:
She lets her body
she lets her body down.
Party all the time - do you wanna get any party
yeah.
Party all the time - party all the time.
T
Toodamndrunk
Guest
The BARNEY the Dino theme song
M
Mandolin
Guest
<blockquote><hr>
Kelmo, there is a special level of hell reserved for people like you.
[/ QUOTE ]
Oh! Took the words right out of my mouth!
Kelmo, there is a special level of hell reserved for people like you.
[/ QUOTE ]
Oh! Took the words right out of my mouth!
G
Guest
Guest
Yasou wanted something positive. So, here we go...
The other night dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
But when I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head and I cried.
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are gray
You'll never know dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away
I'll always love you and make you happy,
If you will only say the same.
But if you leave me and love another,
You'll regret it all some day:
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are gray
You'll never know dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away
You told me once, dear, you really loved me
And no one else could come between.
But not you've left me and love another;
You have shattered all of my dreams:
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are gray
You'll never know dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away
In all my dreams, dear, you seem to leave me
When I awake my poor heart pains.
So when you come back and make me happy
I'll forgive you dear, I'll take all the blame.
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are gray
You'll never know dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away
The other night dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
But when I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head and I cried.
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are gray
You'll never know dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away
I'll always love you and make you happy,
If you will only say the same.
But if you leave me and love another,
You'll regret it all some day:
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are gray
You'll never know dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away
You told me once, dear, you really loved me
And no one else could come between.
But not you've left me and love another;
You have shattered all of my dreams:
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are gray
You'll never know dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away
In all my dreams, dear, you seem to leave me
When I awake my poor heart pains.
So when you come back and make me happy
I'll forgive you dear, I'll take all the blame.
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are gray
You'll never know dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away
G
Guest
Guest
Tom's Diner, by Suzanne Vega.
I am sitting
In the morning
At the diner
On the corner
I am waiting
At the counter
For the man
To pour the coffee
And he fills it
Only halfway
And before
I even argue
He is looking
Out the window
At somebody
Coming in
It is always
Nice to see you
Says the man
Behind the counter
To the woman
Who has come in
She is shaking
Her umbrella
And I look
The other way
As they are kissing
Their hellos
I’m pretending
Not to see them
Instead
I pour the milk
I open
Up the paper
There’s a story
Of an actor
Who had died
While he was drinking
It was no one
I had heard of
And I’m turning
To the horoscope
And looking
For the funnies
When I’m feeling
Someone watching me
And so
I raise my head
There’s a woman
On the outside
Looking inside
Does she see me?
No she does not
Really see me
Cause she sees
Her own reflection
And I’m trying
Not to notice
That she’s hitching
Up her skirt
And while she’s
Straightening her stockings
Her hair
Is getting wet
Oh, this rain
It will continue
Through the morning
As I’m listening
To the bells
Of the cathedral
I am thinking
Of your voice...
And of the midnight picnic
Once upon a time
Before the rain began...
I finish up my coffee
It’s time to catch the train
-Skylark
I am sitting
In the morning
At the diner
On the corner
I am waiting
At the counter
For the man
To pour the coffee
And he fills it
Only halfway
And before
I even argue
He is looking
Out the window
At somebody
Coming in
It is always
Nice to see you
Says the man
Behind the counter
To the woman
Who has come in
She is shaking
Her umbrella
And I look
The other way
As they are kissing
Their hellos
I’m pretending
Not to see them
Instead
I pour the milk
I open
Up the paper
There’s a story
Of an actor
Who had died
While he was drinking
It was no one
I had heard of
And I’m turning
To the horoscope
And looking
For the funnies
When I’m feeling
Someone watching me
And so
I raise my head
There’s a woman
On the outside
Looking inside
Does she see me?
No she does not
Really see me
Cause she sees
Her own reflection
And I’m trying
Not to notice
That she’s hitching
Up her skirt
And while she’s
Straightening her stockings
Her hair
Is getting wet
Oh, this rain
It will continue
Through the morning
As I’m listening
To the bells
Of the cathedral
I am thinking
Of your voice...
And of the midnight picnic
Once upon a time
Before the rain began...
I finish up my coffee
It’s time to catch the train
-Skylark
OMG there's actual verses to "You Are My Sunshine"?!?
G
Guest
Guest
This is Threadomancy!
G
Guest
Guest
Gah talk about draggin up an old thread !
I can add a song to that though, no clue who the heck is singing it nor it's title but I HATE IT !!
It is some song the Encor channel is using for all their movie film intros...and I can not stand that woman's voice nor her whinning perma pmsing voice in that song whatever the heck it is or whom she is...she sounds like she needs a gallon of Midol. Female voices singing sounding like that are to me the epitomy of every female that gives the rest of us a bad rep........gah that voice is like chalk going the wrong way on a chalk board to me.
I can add a song to that though, no clue who the heck is singing it nor it's title but I HATE IT !!
It is some song the Encor channel is using for all their movie film intros...and I can not stand that woman's voice nor her whinning perma pmsing voice in that song whatever the heck it is or whom she is...she sounds like she needs a gallon of Midol. Female voices singing sounding like that are to me the epitomy of every female that gives the rest of us a bad rep........gah that voice is like chalk going the wrong way on a chalk board to me.