(Player Event) Where will you be Saturday Night

[Mirt]

Where are you going to be Saturday?
Well that sure is a simple question isn't it?
Of course it is your all coming to Emma and Mirts wedding on the Chesapeake Shard at 8pm EST.
This is the formal invitation for anyone on Stratics to come have fun and get drunk out of your minds at the wedding of the year!
Is English your first language?
If so this is the wedding for you!
Is English not your first language?
Well then this is the wedding for you!
Do you live under a rock?
Well then this is the wedding for you!
Do you like fine foods and an open bar?
Well then this is the wedding for you!
Do you want to show your shard pride and show everyone else what Chesy is all about?
Well then this is the wedding for you!
Come on come all from all the shards come and help Emma and I celebrate this joyous occasion. Lets all come together and show our love and our community. I hope to see you all there.​

 

[old gypsy]

I'll be at your wedding! First one I've ever attended in UO... my goodness, I don't get out much!
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Errr... Lulu will be attending (old gypsy is just a forum figment)

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

I also will be there with friends and family. And it's my first UO wedding as well. Interesting...

 

[silent]

Getting bombed at your wedding.

Duncan MacLeod

 

[Emma Silvermane]

heheh hope to see you all there .. should be a good time i know im super excited

 

[Lord Gareth]

I heard it was going to be better then Edward and Bellas wedding!

 

[Mirt]

It will be great! Also no sparkling vampires. Any vampires get touched by the sun they burst in to flame. They don't do that we handle it!
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[whiterabbit]

meees beees der, mebe eben some of da mob comes toos.wees will no peees on peoples durning wedding.

Ozog

 

[Mirt]

meees beees der, mebe eben some of da mods comes toos.wees will no peees on peoples durning wedding.

Ozog

Thank you Ozog. Let us no how many are coming from Pitmuck so we can have foot warmers ready for you all.

 

[Emma Silvermane]

meees beees der, mebe eben some of da mods comes toos.wees will no peees on peoples durning wedding.

Ozog

Thank you Ozog. Let us no how many are coming from Pitmuck so we can have foot warmers ready for you all.

yes ive made arrangements for your footwarmer to be in the front row .. but i would need to know how many more we need so we can remove those benches and put out the footwarmers


and look .. mirt and gareth .. just cause yall dont like twilight .. doesnt mean you gotta bash it k .. I love it just hope mirt and i never get in a really big fight where he offeres to do anything to fix it .. cause i know what im makin him do Love you honey!

 

[DreadLord Lestat]

and look .. mirt and gareth .. just cause yall dont like twilight .. doesnt mean you gotta bash it k .. I love it just hope mirt and i never get in a really big fight where he offeres to do anything to fix it .. cause i know what im makin him do Love you honey!

Ha Ha! Looks like you two will be watching a twilight marathon!! Better you than me

 

[old gypsy]

Pirates, goblins, and vampires... oh my!

 

[Emma Silvermane]

heheheheh you never kno!!!!

 

[Lord Gareth]

Do I have to be dressed while at the computer attending the wedding
or can I be ummm....well you know...

 

[Mirt]

Ha Ha! Looks like you two will be watching a twilight marathon!! Better you than me

Trust me that will not be happening. If she likes it great for her. I will gladly give her the time to watch it while I ummm.... mow the lawn or take out the trash or...

 

[Mirt]

Do I have to be dressed while at the computer attending the wedding
or can I be ummm....well you know...

That is up to your friends and love ones at home. But my guess is that they are going to say put some pants on.

 

[Emma Silvermane]

Trust me that will not be happening. If she likes it great for her. I will gladly give her the time to watch it while I ummm.... mow the lawn or take out the trash or...

hahah well right now you dont have a lawn to mow .. so now what hot stuff .. try again!

 

[Emma Silvermane]

Do I have to be dressed while at the computer attending the wedding
or can I be ummm....well you know...

 

[whiterabbit]

der bees 6-7 of da mob der fer wedding

 

[Lord Gareth]

Just wanted to know if I could come naked

 

[Emma Silvermane]

Just wanted to know if I could come naked

I stand by my original responce and ill add a :loser: heheh

Clothes will be required ..


Ozog we have 7 footwarmers down in the front row for you all look forward to having you!

 

[Lord Gareth]

I stand by my original responce and ill add a :loser: heheh

Clothes will be required ..

So suit, black tie, purple sandals and a blank check endorsed to you right?

 

[Mirt]

hahah well right now you dont have a lawn to mow .. so now what hot stuff .. try again!

Or PLAY UO! Now what honey.

Gareth sandles are fine as long as you have pants its good.

 

[old gypsy]

Hmm... what happened to Fanny Firebottom? I believe she promised to come "with bells on"... and "only bells"...

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

Hmm... what happened to Fanny Firebottom? I believe she promised to come "with bells on"... and "only bells"...

It's different for girls. Ladies look very nice with "only bells" on. Gareth... not so much.

 

[old gypsy]

It's different for girls. Ladies look very nice with "only bells" on. Gareth... not so much.

 

[Mirt]

Also my bride threatened to kill her if she came in only bells. It was fairly scary as there was fire in her eyes and smoke coming out of her nostrils. So I believe Fanny will be coming in formal wear. Sorry folks I tried to get Emma to change her mind but then she looked at me with the fire and well...​

 

[Lord Gareth]

Hmm... what happened to Fanny Firebottom? I believe she promised to come "with bells on"... and "only bells"...

When do tickets go on sale?
*Sends Fanny EM HOliday Bells (necklace) this will look good on you!

 

[MatlocK]

Will there be a reception afterwards? Also, if we have wedding gifts for the bride and groom when would be a good time to present them?

 

[old gypsy]

When do tickets go on sale?
*Sends Fanny EM HOliday Bells (necklace) this will look good on you!

*gasp* Oh, you're so naughty!

 

[old gypsy]

Will there be a reception afterwards? Also, if we have wedding gifts for the bride and groom when would be a good time to present them?

Yes, good question! Mirt, Emma, where do we leave the gifts?

 

[Mirt]

There will be a reception after at (and in front) of the chapel. I haven't thought about gifts but I guess we will set up a gift table and present them during the reception. If anyone has good ideas (honey?) please let me know.

 

[Emma Silvermane]

yes .. no coming naked .. his eyes need to be on me not nakedness of some one else including gareth .. also .. there is going to be tables and food set up .. for after the wedding the chapel happened have a great spot in front for tables and chairs and congregating ..

The questions of gifts have come up .. I myself dont need or want anything but you all to come and have a great time and be with us on this day .. if you want to give gifts make it something sentimental or something with meaning i guess is what im tryin to say OOOOO OR!!! write us letters .. or poems or something that will be meaningful we arent stopping any gifts there just really isnt need for alot .. ive got what i want in all my friends and in mirt .. sappy i know but i dont really need anything so you decide .. if you want to give a gift you can but dont feel like you have to


and honey .. there is always time for UO before and after the punishment watching of twilight

 

[Emma Silvermane]

ps .. i said i wanted to kill fanny because her menu for the wedding has me craving fresh bread .. and i havent been able to feed that craving enough yet omg i need panara .. or something lmao

 

[DreadLord Lestat]

and honey .. there is always time for UO before and after the punishment watching of twilight

LMAO That should be your new signature!

 

[Fanny Firebottom]

I was told formal attire....


*puts everyday bells back in closet, grabs formal, fancy bells*

 

[Emma Silvermane]

I was told formal attire....


*puts everyday bells back in closet, grabs formal, fancy bells*

hahahahah omg fanny!!!!!!! fine fine .. just make sure all your ladie bits are covered k .. that means the 2 back cheeks as well

and yeah i need a new sig

 

[Fanny Firebottom]

*places ad in business section*


WANTED: Crafter. Special job, must be able to work fast. Working knowledge of chain maille a plus. Need custom made butt cover, must be tasteful. By Saturday. Extra experience with bells greatly appreciated. Thank you.

 

[old gypsy]

I was told formal attire....

*puts everyday bells back in closet, grabs formal, fancy bells*

*thinks*

I was young once... I think... possibly... oh, no, no, no... I woudn't have... I didn't ever... or did I? No, of course not...

 

[Emma Silvermane]

fanny your cracking me up .. for real .. custom butt covers with bells .. you know better not eat any beans .. cause the toots will jingle ahahahah.. then if it jingles does that mean an angel got its wings?

 

[Lord Gareth]

hmmm now I gotta put on a tinktinktinking cap to come up with a personal gift...that makes Emma cry but gets a manly fist bump from Mirt....
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*Stares at Niva The Savage while pointing into the Empty shipping crate*
*Writes in big Letters on the Crate*
Please Drop Allot! And if possible roll down a mountain!
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[Emma Silvermane]

heheh awww .. im sure whatever it is will be awesome .. you know if u go the letter route u can do one for him and one for me .. or try to reach ur goal in one .. LMAO .. its funny people asking what we want or need and that was like the farthest thing from our minds .. So nothing is needed but if people want to give something make it sentimental happy thinking hehehe

 

[Mirt]

hmmm now I gotta put on a tinktinktinking cap to come up with a personal gift...that makes Emma cry but gets a manly fist bump from Mirt....
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*Stares at Niva The Savage while pointing into the Empty shipping crate*
*Writes in big Letters on the Crate*
Please Drop Allot! And if possible roll down a mountain!
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Oh dear lord that is funny. Really really really funny. Of course the savages are going to destroy your houses but still really funny.

 

[Gowron]

I seemed to miss the location.

Also, if Emma has smoke coming from her nostrils, where does the smoke come from Fanny Firebottom, or is that name self explanatory to the answer?

If Gareth is going to be naked, so will I. Maybe we can get the UO Radio folks (sorry name drawing a blank) to DJ and play "The Streak".

 

[Emma Silvermane]

lol gowron east exit from the umbra bank first house on the left .. u cant miss it .. ull run right in to it at 8 pm ..

also NO one is coming nekkid

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

I can't find a gift. You should have freakin registered! I am down here in the garbage pit (SA, you know) and can't find a thing! Wait, oh yeah, I'm training up my bush.

BUT STILL!!!!! Register next time already!

 

[Emma Silvermane]

hahah there was a reason we didnt register der!


For those still wondering about all this gift giving shenanigans *thats for you nogo* .. couple things please please please mark it with your name so we know who to thank .. the mailbox is on the right side of the porch to the chapel and the guest sign in book is on the left .. it is secure so once you drop it in you wont be able to get it back out .. i just put it up and tested it so i know it will take drops ..

again gifts are NOT required or asked for we didnt really want anything other than everyone to share with us and have a good time ... celebrate this day with us .. thats all

also now that ive mentioned it .. there will be a guest book for you to sign please sign your name and your shard please I will make sure we post thank yours on forums of the shards who attended

this is all i have for now