lol !
And some womens so intent on being awesome they about forgot how DUMB some of them hats made em really LOOK ! But whatever ! For me the worst hat was some thouroughbred lady in some purpley red hat that didnt even MATCH her pricey dress ! I was like EWWWWWWWWWWW not only is ye feathery weirdo color stabby hat weird, it barely matches her dress !
Was very happy the bride was elegantly SIMPLE, if not sensible, in her pricey attire thus she was... quite lovely ! Them designer hats' ladies about took attention off the bride, which is a fashionable wedding affair no no, to take attention off any bride, in any weddings, with all their DORKY pointy stabby designer costly HATS ! lol
I am not a hats wearing sort of female anyhow.
The last time I donned on any hats was when I worked in a fashions store and the church going ladies hats were not selling as fast as the manager wanted em to sell.
So that one day, I donned on a purple velvet feathery hat, in the store could not resist it, and I began singing 'Purple Rain' by an artist formerly called Prince, or pretendin I was the Pointer Sisters singing, cracking up the customers.
MY manager bout fainted but...she did not reprimand me... *much* cuz I actually managed to sell off 10, $25.00 and up to a couple hundred dollar hats, that afternoon, just being my normal... goofy adlib singin dancin' self. LOL

Hey, I sold the hats.
What could they say !! lol
Now seriously, what else would one like myself, think of to do, but to sing Prince's 'purple rain' tryin to sell hat/s that looked like this going to church or kentucky derby hats wearers hats, but to sing Purple Rain by Prince.