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LordTesla

Visitor
Stratics Veteran
Stratics Legend
What if our UO characters were us in real life...

Raven would be a Stealth Archer.

Big Boss would be a pancake.

Slave Girl would be a tattle tale.

Sargon would spit all the time.

I would have been hanged long ago. But would probably find a way to buy my way out of it.



What else?
 
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Rand Al

Guest
What if our UO characters were us in real life...

Raven would be a Stealth Archer.

Big Boss would be a pancake.

Slave Girl would be a tattle tale.

Sargon would spit all the time.

I would have been hanged long ago. But would probably find a way to buy my way out of it.



What else?
no someone would have shot you tesla no chance to get out of it just :gun: boom OoOooo
 
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Rand Al

Guest
And hear them talk...


How about you see rope in a store and think it was rare...


Or, shirts would have names of who crafted it on them.
umm shirts already have crafters names on them sometimes its only on the tag but some have it right on the front aka Nike
 

BloodRavenFL

Visitor
Stratics Veteran
Stratics Legend
People like me do actually exist IRL. Stealth archer...c'mon...

Anyone ever heard of my IRL guildmate the DC Sniper? Dude was a nub...got caught.

:gun:
 
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SUPRsalad

Guest
I would see dead people and it would be weird.
chad, hopefully would have been caught years ago, tried as a serial murderer, and put to death via firing squad.. They would still be analyzing your journals and stuff to figure out what went wrong..

Me on the other hand, Gemma would be on that new show on the A&E channel about 'hoarding':

 

LordTesla

Visitor
Stratics Veteran
Stratics Legend
chad, hopefully would have been caught years ago, tried as a serial murderer, and put to death via firing squad.. They would still be analyzing your journals and stuff to figure out what went wrong..

Me on the other hand, Gemma would be on that new show on the A&E channel about 'hoarding':

Holy hell.
 

hakeem

Journeyman
Stratics Veteran
Stratics Legend
chad, hopefully would have been caught years ago, tried as a serial murderer, and put to death via firing squad.. They would still be analyzing your journals and stuff to figure out what went wrong..

Me on the other hand, Gemma would be on that new show on the A&E channel about 'hoarding':

My god that's my tokuno house!
 
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mutau

Guest
they shop at Macys, so they can't be THAT bad.

maybe the rest of the house looks stylish.
 
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Rand Al

Guest
that is just weird why do ppl do stuff like that they have a bag fetish?
 

chad

Sage
Stratics Veteran
Stratics Legend
chad, hopefully would have been caught years ago, tried as a serial murderer, and put to death via firing squad.. They would still be analyzing your journals and stuff to figure out what went wrong..

Me on the other hand, Gemma would be on that new show on the A&E channel about 'hoarding':

I feel like if I'm not cursed I'll probably survive.
 
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CoRreCt mEth0ds

Guest
that is just weird why do ppl do stuff like that they have a bag fetish?
they obviously didnt follow the rules properly..

Shopping Bag Collection Rules:
1. Shop for grocerys
2. Store bags under sink
3. USE THE BAGS FOR SOMETHING!
 

KalVasTENKI

Babbling Loonie
Stratics Veteran
Stratics Legend
What if our UO characters were us in real life...

Raven would be a Stealth Archer.

Big Boss would be a pancake.

Slave Girl would be a tattle tale.

Sargon would spit all the time.

I would have been hanged long ago. But would probably find a way to buy my way out of it.



What else?
I'd be a mental patient with a Katana and looking for you.
 
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SUPRsalad

Guest
they obviously didnt follow the rules properly..

Shopping Bag Collection Rules:
1. Shop for grocerys
2. Store bags under sink
3. USE THE BAGS FOR SOMETHING!
3. use them to pick up dog poop. . .
edit: and THROW THEM THE **** AWAY!!! I will never understand hoarding.. so, why do i do it on uo?
 
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