I'm not thinking about you doing this, but with you mentioning that, I can't help but think of when Dark Helmet is playing with his action figures.
Blackthorn: So, Lady Minax, at last I have you in my clutches. To have my way with you, the way I want you.
Minax: No, no, please leave me alone!
Blackthorn: No! You are mine!
Mondain: Not so fast, Blackthorn!
Blackthorn: Mondain!
Mondain: Yes, it's me! I'm here to save my girlfriend! Hi, honey.
Blackthorn: Now you are going to die! <corp por>
Mondain: Oh, oh!
Unnamed Shadowlord: Hey, what did you do to my friend?
Blackthorn: The same thing I'm going to do to you, big boy! <corp por> And you too! <corp pors another unnamed Shadowlord> Now, Lady Minax, at last we are alone.
Minax: No! I hate you, I hate you, leave me alone! Yet, I find you strangely attractive.
Blackthorn: Of course you do! Evil game villainesses are always attracted to money and power, and I have both, and you know it!