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Water bandit strikes Siege Perilous

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Water Bandit

Guest
I have arrived and declared war on WATER!

I will give a prize to anyone that can name my character in game.

Over the lips, and past the gums, look out stomach here i come.
:coco:
 

QueenZen

Always Present
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Gee are you related to a chr. poster here whom once publically posted that if he sees any full water waterbarrels anywhere on Siege he would be drinkin em all dry...to get them and their lag OFF the shard ... ?
 
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Ole Cheapy

Guest
Ummm that would be Water Bandit.....now what did I win?
 
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Water Bandit

Guest
Gee are you related to a chr. poster here whom once publically posted that if he sees any full water waterbarrels anywhere on Siege he would be drinkin em all dry...to get them and their lag OFF the shard ... ?
No.
:next:
 

Roland'

Lore Keeper
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Stratics Legend
Yes Big D plays on siege. if you see him tell him i hav ea suit of his faction arties
 
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Alizaren

Guest
I know! You are the cat who turned on the faucet in my bathroom while I was out of town and flooded my house!

I am none-too-pleased with you at the moment, because you've wracked up a 32K bill in structural damage alone. Not to mention, forced me to live in a hotel for the past few weeks. Shame on you!!!!
 
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Ole Cheapy

Guest
I know! You are the cat who turned on the faucet in my bathroom while I was out of town and flooded my house!

I am none-too-pleased with you at the moment, because you've wracked up a 32K bill in structural damage alone. Not to mention, forced me to live in a hotel for the past few weeks. Shame on you!!!!
Lol you watch way too much Home Alone?
 
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Water Bandit

Guest
I know! You are the cat who turned on the faucet in my bathroom while I was out of town and flooded my house!

I am none-too-pleased with you at the moment, because you've wracked up a 32K bill in structural damage alone. Not to mention, forced me to live in a hotel for the past few weeks. Shame on you!!!!
Wasn't me i swaer it.

If my cat did that i would just take him to the tai resturant down the street and hand him to them and say Enjoy -_-
 
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Alizaren

Guest
Actually, this is a true story. We're now calling her "the Wet Bandit".

At least I am pretty sure it was her, and I think she had help. One of our other cats fights with her and they must have gotten into a pretty big one right on top of my bathroom vanity.

Result: Water turned on full blast, towel in sink, water left running for up to 48 hours, welcome to my swamp!

Thank goodness I am in "good hands" and they apparently cover "acts of cat"
 
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TexasBlack

Guest
:stir::mf_prop: So if your declaring war on the water might I suggest a good place to get your game on would be oh I don't know how bout the water barrels located by the swamp(if you have to ask where then your not looking) as they are an eye sore then tackle the ones by luna. :spider: And how bout a hint as to your original shard to keep the wheels turning so to speak. As you arrived here maybe you'll stick around. I arrived from Lake Austin and won't go back as this shard is where it's at.:thumbup:
 
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Water Bandit

Guest
Most everyone i played with in UO has quit and gone to other games. I knew Big D from chessy and was in a guild with him but didn't quite care for him he was a real ****** imo. I played on Siege long time ago and just wondering around i've noticed water barrels EVERYWHERE! :cursing:
 

QueenZen

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Most everyone i played with in UO has quit and gone to other games. I knew Big D from chessy and was in a guild with him but didn't quite care for him he was a real ****** imo. I played on Siege long time ago and just wondering around i've noticed water barrels EVERYWHERE! :cursing:
CiB guild ?
 
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Water Bandit

Guest
Does maureen from old CIB still play here? Last i heard she was playing here.
 

Scuzzlebutt

Babbling Loonie
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She was renamed Damsel Wakayama when we made the trip over here, but she quit a couple years ago.
 
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YuriGaDaisukiDa

Guest
your characters name is fire?

or maybe your beaver?

how many guesses do we get?
 

Wulf2k

Stratics Legend
Stratics Veteran
Stratics Legend
Time to start brute forcing it.

Was your name.....

a? b? c? d? e? f? g? h? i? j? k? l? m? n? o? p? q? r? s? t? u? v? w? x? y? z? 1? 2? 3? 4? 5? 6? 7? 8? 9? 0? aa? ab? ac? ad?

....This could take a while.
 

kelmo

Old and in the way
Professional
Alumni
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UNLEASHED
Dread Lord
Rumpelstiltskin? Well, it worked once...
 
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Sweeney

Guest
I'm surprised so many of you even give a damn who this guy is.
 

Wulf2k

Stratics Legend
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I don't actually give a damn, but I've got a damn he can borrow while I'm at work.

I want my damn back once I'm off though.
 

QueenZen

Always Present
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Heh ya old CIB. That was so long ago tho.
Aye .. LONG TIME AGO.. but I still remember some of the hugest Chesapeake guilds/individuals whom we had there or whom may have come to Siege from Chessie, from long ago.

I can see old guild abbrevs. that were such an active part of UO/ Chesapeake back in the day that I end up going down some ancient trip down UO memory lane like BBZ, OiN orig.Koc, CIB, BIC, AT and so many others and their guilds, guild tags, over time.

*memories*
 
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Wiffle Dust

Guest
I know! You are the cat who turned on the faucet in my bathroom while I was out of town and flooded my house!

I am none-too-pleased with you at the moment, because you've wracked up a 32K bill in structural damage alone. Not to mention, forced me to live in a hotel for the past few weeks. Shame on you!!!!
dangit you stole my post idea.:p
 
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Shalimar/Cleo

Guest
Hm, I think the water 'barrel' bandit is a char by the name of Jack Hole. Everytime he's around the NEW house the barrels are emptied and go poof.
 

Speedy Orkit

Grand Inquisitor
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Hey Water,

Malcate of Chessy. If you played P16 I was Champs, OiN/NfC before that.
 
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Water Bandit

Guest
Hm, I think the water 'barrel' bandit is a char by the name of Jack Hole. Everytime he's around the NEW house the barrels are emptied and go poof.
We have a WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!! :p

Let me know when you wanna hook up and give you your prize.
 
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Shalimar/Cleo

Guest
Hm, I think the water 'barrel' bandit is a char by the name of Jack Hole. Everytime he's around the NEW house the barrels are emptied and go poof.
We have a WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!! :p

Let me know when you wanna hook up and give you your prize.
Since I won, I'd like 16 barrels placed where they were before, 5 water in each, put back outside the NEW house - and left there forever. That would be fabulous and I'd be happy to accept my request as my prize. It looks so bare out there now without the barrels and I'm fed up putting them back myself.
 

Kael

Certifiable
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Hey u live above me at Yew

Nice vendor's too I must admit...you cost me plenty sir :)
 

Wulf2k

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Stratics Legend
It looks so bare out there now without the barrels and I'm fed up putting them back myself.
Sounds like you need to hire a water barrel guard.
 

QueenZen

Always Present
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Since I won, I'd like 16 barrels placed where they were before, 5 water in each, put back outside the NEW house - and left there forever. That would be fabulous and I'd be happy to accept my request as my prize. It looks so bare out there now without the barrels and I'm fed up putting them back myself.
*sigh*

My water barrels are still MIA !

Hope NEW gets theirs back at least !
 
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Shalimar/Cleo

Guest
My barrels are back and full, so if you granted me the prize I asked for Mr Water 'barrel' Bandit, thanks very much.
 

Idahoan

Lore Master
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My stupid question of the day.

Why would you want a full barrel of water & how would you get one?
 

QueenZen

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Well empty barrels filled with lotsa water once were a spiffy outdoor jousting arena that Aeric had in old Myth town village. I had all his barrels after he passed away rl, and had thought to revive his outdoor jousting arena again one day.

I probably should not have put them in my front yard cuz now his barrels are gone. Well not all of them but it took 40 to make the jousting arena outdoors and he never did believe in hosting everything .........in some guild house.

So lotsa water barrels filled to the max, can make a spiffy jousting arena for a player run event out in the public fresh air.

Ah well. :(
 

Wulf2k

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You would take a pitcher of water and empty out one of the ones littering the landscape, then you would take the empty barrel and... Do whatever one does with empty barrels.

Cut a hole in it, sit in it, and ROC VIOLATION DETECTED, ABORTING TRANSMISSION
 

Idahoan

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You would take a pitcher of water and empty out one of the ones littering the landscape, then you would take the empty barrel and... Do whatever one does with empty barrels.

Cut a hole in it, sit in it, and ROC VIOLATION DETECTED, ABORTING TRANSMISSION
But they don't block your movement, so what use were they except for a visual outline??
 
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Sweeney

Guest
But they don't block your movement, so what use were they except for a visual outline??
Block house placement (temporarily), lag up a screen, a kind of fence around the property, a trail from a gate to a house.. all kinds of semi-useless things.

You can also use them to maintain an aquarium.
 

Idahoan

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Block house placement (temporarily), lag up a screen, a kind of fence around the property, a trail from a gate to a house.. all kinds of semi-useless things.

You can also use them to maintain an aquarium.
And they never decay?

Do they block rune locations?
 
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Shalimar/Cleo

Guest
Now I am curious to try placing one. Is it a barrel made my a tinker? How many pitchers to fill one?
Just get an empty jug and go to the docks in any town, fill the jug from the barrel (usually it stays empty so 1 jug should do) one click on the jug, target a barrel with water in it, you now have an empty barrel and you can pick it up.

Place them at your chosen spot, use jugs full of water and fill the barrel. I like 5 water in mine, but 1 will make a barrel look full.
 
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