Rares Fest Voting thread: Create an Scam Item contest

[BrianFreud]

Ok, it's time to vote! Here was the contest:

Book contest:
In the spirit of joke items, looking back to the old scams such as "a cigar box", invent a new scam name for a book. Any type of book, any dyable hue, is allowed.

Prizes:
1st place - 10m
2nd place - 5m
honorable mention - 1m

Voting will end at 6 pm EST on Friday Dec 12. You can pick up to 3 entries to vote for. I'll add up all the votes; any ties will be decided by me.

The entries!
All entries can also be seen in the bright blue gift box just inside the Traders' Auction House.

1.

Meatloaf

2.

Domino's Pizza

3.

UO Retail Box (Rare)

4.

Toothpick Dispenser

5.

A Moldy Sandwich

6. A Box of Goblin Condoms (Extra-Small) (Cursed)

7.

An Orcish I-Phone [Exceptional] [Blessed]

8.

Box Of Crayons

9.

Ice Cream Sandwich

10.

Cards Against Humanity

11.

Lord Blackthorns Wallet

12.

SpongeBob Toy Figure

13.

Mesanna's Love Diary Erotica From Beyond The Void

14.

Sheet Cake

15.

Seasoned Square Taco

16. Marble Block

17.

The Crest of Minax

18.

Stone Block of Doom

19. Rubble

 

[Flutter]

3.

UO Retail Box (Rare)
8.

Box Of Crayons
10.

Cards Against Humanity

 

[Scribbles]

I vote for:
13.
10.
7.

 

[Waxx]

3. UO Retail Box (Rare)
13. Mesanna's Love Diary Erotica From Beyond The Void
8. Box Of Crayons

 

[S_S]

#8
#9
#2

 

[THP]

19 ,13, 5

 

[Angel of Sonoma]

3, 13, 19

 

[Xelious Norwood]

5.

A Moldy Sandwich
9.

Ice Cream Sandwich
16. Marble Block

 

[BrianFreud]

...and voting ends. As soon as I get home, I'll post the winners.

 

[Kiss]

3
7
12

 

[BrianFreud]

Light turnout for votes, but here goes:

1st place: 13.

Mesanna's Love Diary Erotica From Beyond The Void - Smoot, 10m
2nd place: 8.

Box Of Crayons (tie decided by me) - 4gregu, 5m
3rd place: 3.

UO Retail Box (Rare) - 4gregu, 1m

Plus... a secret grand prize:
Because of the quality and number of entries, @blend has generously donated an extra 50m on Izumo as a grand prize, selected as our favorite by vote of the fest staff.
We ended up with a tie for "Fest Staff Grand Prize Favorite":

A Moldy Sandwich

Box Of Crayons
...both by 4gregu.

Congrats @Smoot and @4gregu! ICQ me to claim your prizes.

 

[4gregu]

Thank you Brian and Blend! It was a very fun contest!!

 

[whiterabbit]

#6

 

[Smoot]

Thankyou for the very fun contest. loved seeing such creative entries awesome addition to the fest!

 

[BrianFreud]

Thankyou for the very fun contest. loved seeing such creative entries awesome addition to the fest!

Thanks I was surprised to see the other one didn't get more attention, but I'm glad this one went over well. In all honesty, the hardest part was not entering myself. I had my "Royal Mousetrap" all ready to go! I hope this one continues with future fests; it takes so little effort to enter, yet just about every entry had me laughing. I swear, that Rubble book even looks like something I would easily fall for.