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Onyxia
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Lets try this again, but without aclohol as a factor.
My dearest victims and followers,
Tonight was more successul than I can put in to words. Firstly I would like to recognize two players that share my values. These are two dedicated soulds who represent everything that I do. I stumbled across - literally - while performing my duties this evening. They have proven themselves to be trustworthy of my guild tag. They will be contributing to my posts of their own victims. Rest assured, we now have daytime coverage. No longer will these brigands run free whilst I work to pay for my home and ultima subscriptions.
Sometimes I don't know where to begin. First I will begin with the horrible accusations from Kahlan Rahl. I spit at your face and fart in your general direction sir. How dare you accuse me of exploiting me own people. I am embarassed to state my own weakness - having scoundrels accuse me of the same atrocities that they themselves commiit routeinely. I should not have to go out of my way to take screenshots for this but, the healers always share the spoils. Before you reply scoffing at the amount, please note my weight / weight limitations in my status bar - brigand. I assure you this happens every evening. The healers get 20% of my insurance and 80% of permit gains.
Lets move on to something more interesting. Lets start with the "People With No Tolerance (PWNT), or as I like to call them "People With No Testicles". I apparently upset them a great deal while enforcing against one of their greatest offenders. He dies so much that I could no longer tolerate his abuse on my healers.
I discovered this scoundrel trying to take advantage of my Trinsic branch of healers.
He calls some friends to help - but fear not, I am not scared by the threat that faces me.
*scoff*.. You think they will save you this time after the first poor performance?
At this point, this group of amature brigands decides to hunt me. They cannot handle all that is Onyxia, I have the divine forces backing me. They end up gating their fellow brigand out, and ressing him themselves. Unfortunately, following would have ensured my own demise. I decided not to follow, since that violator learned his lesson. Next, we have some of those HaXz fellows (who have clearly been literally sodomized thus far) come through the gate. The first one, Homitera, tries to ressurect in Moonglow, but then he learns of my presence.
He decides to go through the moongate and lose me. Clearly, we all know that does not work. However, he runs into the testicle-less guild that is still hunting me. They decide to help him - but does it really help?
Homitera, obviously frustrated at his defeat, decides to log out where he stands. About 10 minutes later another HaXz obvious offender worthy of my wrath comes through and finds the guild with no male anatomy. Sadly, PWNT, like their sex lives, could not keep him "up".
And another poor soul who attempts to abuse my beloved. I followed him for far too long before he just logged out where he stands. If you feel the need to see details, by all means click and see.
My favorite honorable act of the evening. One of my new recruits and I, both following our own targets, manage to find two violators in the same spot. It took alot of courage, but I let my target res and held my attack until my guildmates target ressed. The result:
Lastly, I would like to note that my following does have an adversary. Apparently BCF is attempting to punish the punishers. At one point this evening they managed to ambush and kill me - ONCE. After this, the hunted became the hunter.
They manage to gank a red, Granak, whos underwear were bulging a great deal. He had done nothing wrong, I felt it my duty to finish one of these brigands.
After that, WHY I could not tell you, one of them tries to reveal me with a mystical fire field potion, and kills himself.
If you try to take my life - you do not get off that easily. I don't care how many stealth archer friends you have you will pay the price.
And so my evening ends.
I'd like to close this post with a reminder - a permit can be purchased for 1 million gold pieces. IF you cannot afford this, please private message me and we can work something out.
Bringing peace to chaos,
Onyxia
My dearest victims and followers,
Tonight was more successul than I can put in to words. Firstly I would like to recognize two players that share my values. These are two dedicated soulds who represent everything that I do. I stumbled across - literally - while performing my duties this evening. They have proven themselves to be trustworthy of my guild tag. They will be contributing to my posts of their own victims. Rest assured, we now have daytime coverage. No longer will these brigands run free whilst I work to pay for my home and ultima subscriptions.
Sometimes I don't know where to begin. First I will begin with the horrible accusations from Kahlan Rahl. I spit at your face and fart in your general direction sir. How dare you accuse me of exploiting me own people. I am embarassed to state my own weakness - having scoundrels accuse me of the same atrocities that they themselves commiit routeinely. I should not have to go out of my way to take screenshots for this but, the healers always share the spoils. Before you reply scoffing at the amount, please note my weight / weight limitations in my status bar - brigand. I assure you this happens every evening. The healers get 20% of my insurance and 80% of permit gains.
Lets move on to something more interesting. Lets start with the "People With No Tolerance (PWNT), or as I like to call them "People With No Testicles". I apparently upset them a great deal while enforcing against one of their greatest offenders. He dies so much that I could no longer tolerate his abuse on my healers.
I discovered this scoundrel trying to take advantage of my Trinsic branch of healers.
He calls some friends to help - but fear not, I am not scared by the threat that faces me.
*scoff*.. You think they will save you this time after the first poor performance?
At this point, this group of amature brigands decides to hunt me. They cannot handle all that is Onyxia, I have the divine forces backing me. They end up gating their fellow brigand out, and ressing him themselves. Unfortunately, following would have ensured my own demise. I decided not to follow, since that violator learned his lesson. Next, we have some of those HaXz fellows (who have clearly been literally sodomized thus far) come through the gate. The first one, Homitera, tries to ressurect in Moonglow, but then he learns of my presence.
He decides to go through the moongate and lose me. Clearly, we all know that does not work. However, he runs into the testicle-less guild that is still hunting me. They decide to help him - but does it really help?
Homitera, obviously frustrated at his defeat, decides to log out where he stands. About 10 minutes later another HaXz obvious offender worthy of my wrath comes through and finds the guild with no male anatomy. Sadly, PWNT, like their sex lives, could not keep him "up".
And another poor soul who attempts to abuse my beloved. I followed him for far too long before he just logged out where he stands. If you feel the need to see details, by all means click and see.
My favorite honorable act of the evening. One of my new recruits and I, both following our own targets, manage to find two violators in the same spot. It took alot of courage, but I let my target res and held my attack until my guildmates target ressed. The result:
Lastly, I would like to note that my following does have an adversary. Apparently BCF is attempting to punish the punishers. At one point this evening they managed to ambush and kill me - ONCE. After this, the hunted became the hunter.
They manage to gank a red, Granak, whos underwear were bulging a great deal. He had done nothing wrong, I felt it my duty to finish one of these brigands.
After that, WHY I could not tell you, one of them tries to reveal me with a mystical fire field potion, and kills himself.
If you try to take my life - you do not get off that easily. I don't care how many stealth archer friends you have you will pay the price.
And so my evening ends.
I'd like to close this post with a reminder - a permit can be purchased for 1 million gold pieces. IF you cannot afford this, please private message me and we can work something out.
Bringing peace to chaos,
Onyxia
