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"Victory Song!"

Lord Gareth

UO Content Editor | UO Chesapeake & Rares News
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"Incognito Bandana Dart Across and Nab Scheme Victory Song!"

Oh, my, god. Dudley, look at his second Bandana.
It is so Unfair. [scoff] Gareth looks like,
one of those Mesanna Gurls' Miniuns.
But, you know, who understands those Event Moderator guys? *scoff*
They only talk to Gareth, because,
He looks like a total PrissyBoy, 'kay?
I mean, Gareth's Ego, is just so Big.
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
Floating out there, I mean-Dross. Look!
Dudley's Robe is just so...black!


[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a rou.....
 
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