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Tonight's Top 10 list, ladies and gentlemen, from the home office in Jolly Pines:
The Top 10 GOOD things about EA Land closing.
Most people would think there are only bad things about EA Land closing, but sometimes the cloud has a silver lining as they say, am I right Paul? [You are correct, sir.] Even though there's a huge ominous dark cloud, there might be a tiny sliver of a silver lining in there somewhere. That's what I mean, so here they are, the Top 10 GOOD things about EA Land closing:
10. No more worries about bots (game-cheating programs or exploding)
9. Top 100 list no longer an issue
8. Never have to hear another new free player ask how to make money
7. No more lag
6. Never have to watch people cash-out
5. Never be tempted to cash-in
4. Won't have to spend another 500 hours watching skill decay trying to figure out exactly how it works
3. No more Error 23
2. Will get to bed before 4 AM more often
And the number one GOOD thing about EA Land closing:
1. Never have to stop being a sim and earning and spending simoleans
The Top 10 GOOD things about EA Land closing.
Most people would think there are only bad things about EA Land closing, but sometimes the cloud has a silver lining as they say, am I right Paul? [You are correct, sir.] Even though there's a huge ominous dark cloud, there might be a tiny sliver of a silver lining in there somewhere. That's what I mean, so here they are, the Top 10 GOOD things about EA Land closing:
10. No more worries about bots (game-cheating programs or exploding)
9. Top 100 list no longer an issue
8. Never have to hear another new free player ask how to make money
7. No more lag
6. Never have to watch people cash-out
5. Never be tempted to cash-in
4. Won't have to spend another 500 hours watching skill decay trying to figure out exactly how it works
3. No more Error 23
2. Will get to bed before 4 AM more often
And the number one GOOD thing about EA Land closing:
1. Never have to stop being a sim and earning and spending simoleans