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TnT Fail...whats new right?

Freelsy

Babbling Loonie
Stratics Veteran
Stratics Legend
Here's a fun story for you. Bola'd by one tnt at bank (Astaroth). I pursue to attack and kill. Java comes to his rescue...nearly dies. I fight these two for about 5 minutes (nearly killing both of them many times) until Tru comes with a greater dragon. Now really, guys, I know im freaking badass but a dragon in a fight where you already have the upper hand? cmon. Anyways I still fight and, once again, nearly kill java. Luckily he received heals from both Tru and Astaroth at that time. Astaroth attempts to throw down fields so i cannot enter my house. Little tip Astaroth, paralyze fields wont keep me out ;). Now these three cannot do it alone so they call on there super hero. Here comes NEO to the rescue. No..wait they still fail and yet again, almost kill Java.



Java, i particularly like your combo. Curse, Strangle, fireball, RUN, HIDE, receive heal from guild member.

and yours Astaroth. Bola, Sleep, some boulder spell, RUN, HIDE, receive heals.

4 tnt < Asty ---------- I win! :lol:
 
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Fanta(Siege)

Guest
Here's a fun story for you. Bola'd by one tnt at bank (Astaroth). I pursue to attack and kill. Java comes to his rescue...nearly dies. I fight these two for about 5 minutes (nearly killing both of them many times) until Tru comes with a greater dragon. Now really, guys, I know im freaking badass but a dragon in a fight where you already have the upper hand? cmon. Anyways I still fight and, once again, nearly kill java. Luckily he received heals from both Tru and Astaroth at that time. Astaroth attempts to throw down fields so i cannot enter my house. Little tip Astaroth, paralyze fields wont keep me out ;). Now these three cannot do it alone so they call on there super hero. Here comes NEO to the rescue. No..wait they still fail and yet again, almost kill Java.



Java, i particularly like your combo. Curse, Strangle, fireball, RUN, HIDE, receive heal from guild member.

and yours Astaroth. Bola, Sleep, some boulder spell, RUN, HIDE, receive heals.

4 tnt < Asty ---------- I win! :lol:
Astorath isn't TnT... Obviously just wanted to kill you... I guess your red? Good job though tnt can't fight a 1v1 2v1 or sometimes even a 3v1...
 
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Blindside

Guest
your soooooooooo suuupppppppeeeeerrrrrr!!!!!!! more pics plz :grouphug:
 

Mook Chessy

Certifiable
Stratics Veteran
Stratics Legend
Here's a fun story for you. Bola'd by one tnt at bank (Astaroth). I pursue to attack and kill. Java comes to his rescue...nearly dies. I fight these two for about 5 minutes (nearly killing both of them many times) until Tru comes with a greater dragon. Now really, guys, I know im freaking badass but a dragon in a fight where you already have the upper hand? cmon. Anyways I still fight and, once again, nearly kill java. Luckily he received heals from both Tru and Astaroth at that time. Astaroth attempts to throw down fields so i cannot enter my house. Little tip Astaroth, paralyze fields wont keep me out ;). Now these three cannot do it alone so they call on there super hero. Here comes NEO to the rescue. No..wait they still fail and yet again, almost kill Java.



Java, i particularly like your combo. Curse, Strangle, fireball, RUN, HIDE, receive heal from guild member.

and yours Astaroth. Bola, Sleep, some boulder spell, RUN, HIDE, receive heals.

4 tnt < Asty ---------- I win! :lol:

So just to get this straight...you have no guild members on and ran into the house without getting killed or killing anyone?

Why come here and post?
 

Mook Chessy

Certifiable
Stratics Veteran
Stratics Legend
Astorath isn't TnT... Obviously just wanted to kill you... I guess your red? Good job though tnt can't fight a 1v1 2v1 or sometimes even a 3v1...


All I need to do is lift my leg to fart and you run into the house, please......


You are the biggest house hugging newbie on the shard, please post as such!
 

Freelsy

Babbling Loonie
Stratics Veteran
Stratics Legend
So just to get this straight...you have no guild members on and ran into the house without getting killed or killing anyone?

Why come here and post?

Must have skipped the first part of the post. I was fighting 2 vs 1 for a good 10 minutes until they called in a tamer (Tru). I'm not going to fight 3v1 when there's a tamer. But i neglected my smart thinking and proceeded to fight until they then brought out a stealth dismounter (Neo). Not that 4v1 plus a drag is enough. I CONTINUE to fight. They then proceeded to bring Mr. X to the fight with his all mighty leet skilz. At this point I ICQ'd a couple jsv friends (Fanta and Speedy). Yep, tnt was not to be seen again. Java, Neo, both just magically disappeared. Tru, Mr. X ran into the house not to come out again. Ghegis Khan even came out. But they wouldnt leave the house :(

I made this post for a good laugh. I guess since your TNT you wont get it. But its funny that you all will not fight what so ever unless you've got the opposing team outnumbered 2 to 1 .
 
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Shakaja

Guest
i have to agree with mook on this one, why even post about it. its not really anything new that they fail to kill someone 1vs5+ with dragons and wont fight when its 2vs5+ or 3vs5+

:popcorn:
 

Mook Chessy

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Stratics Legend
Must have skipped the first part of the post. I was fighting 2 vs 1 for a good 10 minutes until they called in a tamer (Tru). I'm not going to fight 3v1 when there's a tamer. But i neglected my smart thinking and proceeded to fight until they then brought out a stealth dismounter (Neo). Not that 4v1 plus a drag is enough. I CONTINUE to fight. They then proceeded to bring Mr. X to the fight with his all mighty leet skilz. At this point I ICQ'd a couple jsv friends (Fanta and Speedy). Yep, tnt was not to be seen again. Java, Neo, both just magically disappeared. Tru, Mr. X ran into the house not to come out again. Ghegis Khan even came out. But they wouldnt leave the house :(

I made this post for a good laugh. I guess since your TNT you wont get it. But its funny that you all will not fight what so ever unless you've got the opposing team outnumbered 2 to 1 .

I read the post, your guild is inactive...
 
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Fanta(Siege)

Guest
All I need to do is lift my leg to fart and you run into the house, please......


You are the biggest house hugging newbie on the shard, please post as such!
Oh really... Let me guess. you run hiding stealth and ninja? Hmm how weird... TnT does not fight 1v1's 2v2's 3v3's sometimes not even 7v4's you guys need at least double the amount of people before you come out... Then as soon as you guys gank a single person 8v1 you come here talking smack about that person and how they suck... :lol:rolleyes::popcorn:
 

Hattori Hanzo

Lore Keeper
Alumni
Stratics Veteran
Stratics Legend
Oh really... Let me guess. you run hiding stealth and ninja? Hmm how weird... TnT does not fight 1v1's 2v2's 3v3's sometimes not even 7v4's you guys need at least double the amount of people before you come out... Then as soon as you guys gank a single person 8v1 you come here talking smack about that person and how they suck... :lol:rolleyes::popcorn:
When have you been outside Fanta?

At least Asty braves the fight (though I must admit it would make a better story if someone on either side had died).
 
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TigerDyr

Guest
Asty not that I wanna dis you or anything... I find it nice you fighting those 2 for 10 min. But really you should have dropped em, none of them run faction items and Asta got 0 DCI dont know about Java. Plus Astaroth highest skill is myst at 97, mager 72, wrestle 71, eval 74 or so ;-). And Java... Well need not say more hehe.... this should have been them after 5 min with you :stretcher: and :gee:.

Ahh well you will get em next time, hopefully they wont call in a drag...

Still you stay`d when outnumbered and tried....
 

Phantroneous

Journeyman
Stratics Veteran
Stratics Legend
People forget the failures, there are epic level failures all around.. i've witnessed two at least one by tnt and other by jsv/kin/wcb.. so really it doesn't matter move on.. Asty.. you lived laugh to yourself.. maybe a few friends.. because unlike me.. they don't find this amusing.. hell even when i fail i find it amusing... Oh well, can't give people a sense of humor.. eh..
 

Phantroneous

Journeyman
Stratics Veteran
Stratics Legend
Oh really... Let me guess. you run hiding stealth and ninja? Hmm how weird... TnT does not fight 1v1's 2v2's 3v3's sometimes not even 7v4's you guys need at least double the amount of people before you come out... Then as soon as you guys gank a single person 8v1 you come here talking smack about that person and how they suck... :lol:rolleyes::popcorn:
Oh, and fanta buddy... thats not exactly true.. they've succeeded in ganking me.. before and i haven't seen a post yet about how awesome they did... good thing.. i don't know what they would say honestly.. we killed phan down in grove woot...? got like 200silver? i don't know.. wouldn't matter much either way..
 

Mook Chessy

Certifiable
Stratics Veteran
Stratics Legend
Please post when we do not fail...

Last night

Death
Super
Mike D
Papua
Supers Archer

all dead, most came by ganks but isn't that what this thread is about, ganks!


We actually had a 3v3 for a bit but then we had #s...too bad you couldn't have grouped up together.
 

Scuzzlebutt

Babbling Loonie
Stratics Veteran
Stratics Legend
Please post when we do not fail...

Last night

Death
Super
Mike D
Papua
Supers Archer

all dead, most came by ganks but isn't that what this thread is about, ganks!


We actually had a 3v3 for a bit but then we had #s...too bad you couldn't have grouped up together.
So does it irritate you at all that 7 of you can't drop me on my mage or my dexxer?
 
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Sunchicken

Guest
All I need to do is lift my leg to fart and you run into the house, please......


You are the biggest house hugging newbie on the shard, please post as such!
I know the feeling i cast curse and 99.76379% of tnt run for the hills till their buddies come...
 
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Mr X

Guest
I know the feeling i cast curse and 99.76379% of tnt run for the hills till their buddies come...
curse apple curse apple curse apple curse apple curse apple I will run out of apples before you run out of mana. I know all you leet mages enjoying casting an overpowered spell nonstop for your uber combos. I lose 50 resists and dex str and int. nice investment for only 11 mana. All the while I am swinging away against a parry mage and never hitting. So you play a template that is invulnerable to dexxers and you never miss with spells yet have to talk a ton of smack any chance you get. Please, last time I saw you on the field me and neo dropped you while asty pulled his pud. :thumbup1:
 

Kage

Crazed Zealot
Stratics Veteran
Stratics Legend
A mage can be killed bye a dexer... But no offense Archery is cool but it's not the way to go... If you guys were running something other than Archers you would probably do a lot better. Just saying
 
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Blindside

Guest
curse apple curse apple curse apple curse apple curse apple I will run out of apples before you run out of mana. I know all you leet mages enjoying casting an overpowered spell nonstop for your uber combos. I lose 50 resists and dex str and int. nice investment for only 11 mana. All the while I am swinging away against a parry mage and never hitting. So you play a template that is invulnerable to dexxers and you never miss with spells yet have to talk a ton of smack any chance you get. Please, last time I saw you on the field me and neo dropped you while asty pulled his pud. :thumbup1:
its called MAGICAL RESIST! you should try it sometime
 
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Blindside

Guest
curse apple curse apple curse apple curse apple curse apple I will run out of apples before you run out of mana. I know all you leet mages enjoying casting an overpowered spell nonstop for your uber combos. I lose 50 resists and dex str and int. nice investment for only 11 mana. All the while I am swinging away against a parry mage and never hitting. So you play a template that is invulnerable to dexxers and you never miss with spells yet have to talk a ton of smack any chance you get. Please, last time I saw you on the field me and neo dropped you while asty pulled his pud. :thumbup1:
and whats a pud? is that a hippy term? just curious
 

Roland'

Lore Keeper
Stratics Veteran
Stratics Legend
No Sir. You dont need resist if your just going to trap box and smoke bomb every fifteen seconds.
 
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Sunchicken

Guest
curse apple curse apple curse apple curse apple curse apple I will run out of apples before you run out of mana. I know all you leet mages enjoying casting an overpowered spell nonstop for your uber combos. I lose 50 resists and dex str and int. nice investment for only 11 mana. All the while I am swinging away against a parry mage and never hitting. So you play a template that is invulnerable to dexxers and you never miss with spells yet have to talk a ton of smack any chance you get. Please, last time I saw you on the field me and neo dropped you while asty pulled his pud. :thumbup1:
I remember this i do believe there was a blue tammer there as well but hey every one is going to die from time to time good job on the kill.

You seem to not be able to graps my flame. I was meaning that most of the time when i see ONE of your guys my first spell scares them off until two come back. My first spell happens to be curse 99% of the time.

Now you seem to make it out to be my fault that you choose to use an item in replace of a skill. You need the 120 from magic resist to make sure you can get your pretty little smoke bombs to go poof and make you dissapear.
YOU DAMN RIGHT IM GOING TO EXPLOIT IT
 
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Mr X

Guest
I remember this i do believe there was a blue tammer there as well but hey every one is going to die from time to time good job on the kill.

You seem to not be able to graps my flame. I was meaning that most of the time when i see ONE of your guys my first spell scares them off until two come back. My first spell happens to be curse 99% of the time.

Now you seem to make it out to be my fault that you choose to use an item in replace of a skill. You need the 120 from magic resist to make sure you can get your pretty little smoke bombs to go poof and make you dissapear.
YOU DAMN RIGHT IM GOING TO EXPLOIT IT
People like you cry about my skills (stealth hide) my items (smokebombs) etc etc. It never stops with the crying on these boards. I only cry about speedhackers. And I do like to counter mage whines with dexxer whines.
 

Kage

Crazed Zealot
Stratics Veteran
Stratics Legend
Well I'm heading to bed I just finished watching a movie. I did log in and play some last night though. And there was only 3-4 of us and a LOT of TNT on and we killed a lot of TNT :lol:
 

Phantroneous

Journeyman
Stratics Veteran
Stratics Legend
No offense to anyone.. but sunchicken more or less is the only one i've seen try to fight my cu by himself.. oh congrats on killing me btw.. good job running protection.. smart move.. anyways...
 
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Dexdash

Guest
i may activate my account so we can continue to newb you to death
 

Kael

Certifiable
Stratics Veteran
Stratics Legend
No offense to anyone.. but sunchicken more or less is the only one i've seen try to fight my cu by himself.. oh congrats on killing me btw.. good job running protection.. smart move.. anyways...
No offense to you phant...but most people join factions to pvp...not pvm a cu
 
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