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Ok, please give clarification before I go on the attack....lots can be said, but I'll wait..
 
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Muahaha, I still say you will never get this thread to top the well over 80 pages from Saphireena's post.
 
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Carl is gonna rock your body, and in parenthesis it says (to the break of dawn)!

 
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omg... thats a scary picture.. it looks like a characature of Ron Jeremy
 
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Khalan

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I dont watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force, I thought it was stupid when I tried to watch it
 
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Muahaha, I still say you will never get this thread to top the well over 80 pages from Saphireena's post.

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What is that post on exactly?
 
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Muahaha, I still say you will never get this thread to top the well over 80 pages from Saphireena's post.

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What is that post on exactly?

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- 101 ways to cook a cathat
- 101 ways to cook a cathat for dummies
 
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Here are three people i like a lot. I want to reach their level of fame one day heh.


I just hadda post here
 

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No no no....you must have higher standards then THAT!!! Good lord....

Now THIS is the guy I wanna be like when I grow up...









 
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Nathan Rahl

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Ya i forgot he does special things in movie theaters we all must do!!


On a side note.

Is hollywood ever gonna get tired of creepy little girls???



I did like the movie though Lol
 

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That's my daughter! J/K!

*laughs* Good lord that's one scary lookin kid...never seen the movie...never heard of it..but oh my!
 
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No no no....you must have higher standards then THAT!!! Good lord....

Now THIS is the guy I wanna be like when I grow up...











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Umm wasnt he convicted for child porn or something??
 

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Paul? Child porn? NO WAY!

When he was arrested in 1991 for indecent exposure at an adult movie theater, the star of Pee-Wee's Big Adventure and Pee-Wee's Playhouse became a popular punch line. A decade later, no one was laughing when he was arrested again, charged with possession of child pornography. But his lawyer determined that a tape seized in another case had been mistakenly included in the evidence against Reubens, and soon a plea bargain was in the works. Last month, the child pornography charge was dropped, with Rubens pleading guilty to a charge of obscenity instead. Now, in a television first, the man best known as Pee-Wee Herman tells a side of the story you haven't heard -- his side.

He was the impish clown, whose undersized suit and oversized laugh captivated a generation with films like "Pee-Wee's Big Adventure.” The television show that followed was a big hit, too, and Pee-Wee became a big star. But for years the man behind it all remained a mystery.

Until now. He is Paul Reubens, Pee-Wee's creator, alter ego, and a comedian whose life out of costume has taken him from the heights of Hollywood celebrity to the depths of tabloid infamy.

Paul Reubens: “I probably have become more infamous from two misdemeanors than probably anyone i could think of.”

Given the nature of the charges and his notoriety as a children's icon, to think he wasn't headed for the list of Hollywood's most notorious would have made Reubens almost as naive as the character he plays.

Reubens: “I always viewed Pee-Wee Herman as somebody with a really good heart, but like, you know didn't have a clue about a lot of things. Somebody who was truly naive and was trying to do the best he could do, but it didn't always come out like that.”

Stone Phillips: “Even at the height of your popularity not everyone was entirely comfortable with the persona you created. Newsweek, I think, at one point wrote, ‘You either love him or he gives you the willies.’”

Reubens: “I don't know if I can view Pee-Wee Herman as someone that would give you the willies. I mean maybe that's because he's certainly part of me. Part of me is like Pee-Wee Herman. Look at me, I'm getting defensive about something that happened so many years ago, somebody said. I'll have to find out who that was and if he's still alive.”

Phillips:” What's interesting is that Pee-Wee didn't seem to care.”

Reubens: “Mmm hmm. You've probably hit on the one area that we were different. Pee-Wee had like a very different take on it. Like, you don't like me? Too bad.”

Phillips: “That's pretty healthy.”

Reubens: “Yeah, I mean, I'm hating to admit that Pee-Wee was healthier than me. But I think in some ways, he was.”

As Pee-Wee's fame grew, Reubens remained an enigma. Few people outside of the business even knew his real name. And that's exactly how he liked it.

Reubens: “I thought Pee-Wee Herman worked better if one didn't know that I was an actor. So I went out of my way to try and get the public to think that that was a real person.”

But on July 26, 1991, that separation between actor and icon disappeared in a flash. It had been a year since he'd wrapped production on the final season of "Pee-Wee's Playhouse.” Reubens was catching a triple feature in an adult movie theater in Sarasota, Fla. Undercover police were in the theater, too, and said they witnessed an act of indecent exposure.”

Phillips: “I guess think the question everybody was asking at the time was, what were you thinking?”

Reubens: “Well, obviously I wasn't thinking. You Know? I certainly wasn't thinking to myself you're a children's show host. Your show is stll on television. I wasn't making those lists. I felt like they were insinuating like, well, I was sitting in you know, a darkened movie theater, in my Pee-Wee suit.”

Phillips: “But you had to know that being caught in a place like that, being a children's entertainer, would lead to everything getting blown up.”


Reubens: “I guess I did have to know that. But yet, there I was. I mean that didn't seem like a crime to me. It didn't seem like anyone's business but my own.”

Phillips: “And the indecent exposure part of it?”

Reubens: “I maintained at the time that it didn't happen and I maintain that still.”

Phillips: “To this day?”

Reubens: “Yes.”

Phillips: “Did not happen?”

Reubens: “Oh yeah.”

Such denials aside, he ultimately pleaded "no contest" to the charges and paid a $75 fine, fearing, he says, that a trial would only prolong an already embarrassing situation.

Reubens: “It was kind of like a mortifying kind of situation, where I felt like you know people are laughing at me. I'm a professional comedian. I've never claimed to able to take it as good as a dish it out, ever. I mean I'm just sensitive.”

Throughout the 90s, Reubens continued to act off and on. There were roles in films like "Batman 2" and "Buffy the Vampire Slayer,” but he kept a low profile, preferring, he says, to write and focus on his long-time passion for collecting, everything from fake food, to lamps, to grease containers -- that's right, containers that hold, well, grease.

Reubens: ”Again what would attract me to grease contains? No clue!”

Then in 2000, after back-to-back roles in hits like "Mystery Men" and "Blow,” word was out. Paul Reubens was back.

Reubens: “Things were going great. Things were really, really going good. And then they weren't.”

In November of 2001, he was on the set of an Elton John video when the phone rang.

Reubens: “I got a phone call from somebody saying, ‘The police are at your house, with a search warrant.’”

Phillips: “What were they looking for?”

Reubens: “Child pornography.”

Acting on a tip from a witness in another pornography case, police searched Reubens' Hollywood home. Inside, among the boxes of fake food and other kitschy memorabilia, they found what the city attorney's office would later characterize as a collection of child pornography.

Reubens: “The moment that I realized my name was going to be said in the same sentence as children and sex, that's really intense. That's something I knew from that very moment, whatever happens past that point, something's out there in the air that is really bad.”

Reubens acknowledges possessing a massive collection of what he calls "vintage erotica,” films and muscle magazines with titles like: "Boy Nudist" and "Shame Dame," as well as some photographic studies of teen nudes. But he says that what the city attorney's office views as pornography, he considers art.

Reubens: “Magazines. photographs. films. Incredible, beautiful stuff that I stand behind.”

Phillips: “Did you ever stop and think while you were massing this collection, maybe it's not such a good idea, especially given what had happened back in 1991?”

Reubens: “I didn't. I never did. I wasn't really thinking to myself, wow this is my creepy, weird stuff that I shouldn't be collecting. It's not titillating. It's not something that I use for any kind of sexual purpose.”

Phillips: “Is it sensual, erotic to you, you acknowledge that?”

Reubens: “I think some of it is erotic. Some of it is sensual. Most of it I don't view like that. It seems so innocent to me. You would immediately look at that collection and to tell very, very, very quickly this is not a collection of child pornography.”

Phillips: “It wasn't obvious to the city attorney's office. They have characterized it quite differently. I mean, they say that in and amongst these magazines were photographs that depict people underage engaged in masturbation, oral copulation, in short, pornographic images.”

Reubens: “I know what they say. It depends upon whether it's you or the city attorney looking at them. It depends upon what one sees in those images for example.”

Phillips: “Well, it's pretty clear and pretty specific. I mean, were there photographs of young men, boys, underage people, performing, masturbating?”

Reubens: “No. Absolutely not. One hundred percent not.”

Phillips: “So what are they referring to when they describe it that way?”

Reubens: “One photograph for example has a young man with his hand on his thigh. It is close to his genitals, but not even that close. That's what they're calling somebody getting ready to perform a sex act.”

The city attorneys office told us the images involved are more graphic that what Reubens describes. Even so, last month the child pornography charges were dropped. Reubens agreed to plead guilty to possessing obscene images of minors.

Phillips: “If you're secure in your belief that this was art, nothing illegal, why not let a jury look at the evidence? Why settle?”

Reubens: “Personally, I think we're living in a very scary time. Do we let the legal system decide in a courtroom what's obscene and what's not obscene? I didn't want be in a situation where there was a possibility I could got to jail for something that's that material. I mean, that just seemed insane to me.”

Early on in the investigation, word leaked out that Reubens had possessed home video of teenage boys engaging in sexual acts, but late last year, his attorneys proved that the tape was never part of collection -- the product they believe of a mix-up in the LAPD evidence room.

The plea is not without penalty. For the next three years, Reubens must register his address with the sheriff's office and he cannot be in the company of minors without their parents' permission.

Reubens: “You know is that a hard pill to swallow? Yeah. That's pretty intense. I mean for someone who loves kids, that's just sad. Ironic is probably too mild a word, you know?”

Phillips: “Are you someone who needs to be supervised with children?”

Reubens: “No. I don't think so. I don't think I've ever led my life in that way, ever. One thing I want to make very, very clear, I don't want anyone for one second to think that I am titillated by images of children. It's not me. You can say lots of things about me. And you might. The public may think I'm weird. They may think I'm crazy or anything that anyone wants to think about me. That's all fine. As long as one of the things you're not thinking about me is that I'm a pedophile. Because that's not true.”

Phillips: “You know some people will say, one questionable event, we can forgive. Two, it's a little harder. Especially when the allegation involves minors and sex.”

Reubens: “And I would agree. I'm as guilty as the next person at looking at like, where there's smoke there's fire. Until you've been in a situation where the police come in your house, and look at things that you view as 100 percent innocent, and view them in a completely different way, I don't think you necessarily understand everything to this story.

Today, at age 51, Reubens is pondering his next moves, putting the finishing touches on a script for a new Pee-Wee movie, and wondering just how forgiving or forgetful the American public will be this time around.

Reubens: “I spent an awful long time 12 years ago thinking to myself, you know, this can't be my final thing. I'm a big believer in the happy ending. I want a Pee-Wee movie to have a happy ending. Pee-Wee gets his bicycle back. I don't know what the ending is to my story. But I think it's going to be a happy one.”

The terms of Paul Reubens' plea agreement allow him to appeal his conviction. And his lawyer has already filed the paperwork declaring his intent to do just that. As for the Los Angeles city attorney's office, a spokesman told Dateline that it was pleased with the resolution of the case, and that pending the outcome of any appeal, it plans to destroy any images in Reubens collection that it considers contraband.

As found Here

*shudders* Scary stuff....(But hey, I added length to the Threadzilla YAY FOR ME! You know Napa has a word association thread that's gonna beat this one if we don't get our acts together)
 

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Same girl??? WOW.....that's amazing....

The Reaping...sounds vaguely familiar.......ohhh yeah....I remember that one..never saw it though.....
 

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ACK! We have work to do!

Quick, think of something that we can post on that would make the thread REALLY long....we already did the alphabet....*thinks* OUCH that hurts.....we can do the alphabet again???? LOL I don't know!

We can do a word snake too!!! Let's steal the idea! Rename it and call it our own! MUAHAHAHH!!!!

No? *sighs* Well there's got to be SOMETHING....CATS! There are alot of cats in this thread...*glares at CatHat* Hmm.......I KNOW! Um...okay...

We do cat themes....like.....Here is my pet Cu Sidhe THE CAT....???
 
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There are alot of cats in this thread...*glares at CatHat* Hmm..
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Hehe

Things just sorta happen in my wake.






Cathat
 
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Jhym

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agggh! Using up all the <font color="blue">blue pixels</font> in my laptop LCD!!!


Color pirate!!

I thought cats didn't like cows


 
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Jhym

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The link between CatHat and Cows?


CatHat (Ninja Version)


CatHat Likes playing Guitar

Guitars are made of Cows

That was easy, *whew*

So who can link CatHat with Eartha Kitt? rrraawwwrrrr
 
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Cathat "Arrrr its the hoff again....."


"Kill Him, Kill Him now"
 

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LOL omg.....*wipes tears*

This is why "The Hoff" Should NOT be in this thread...



Evil evil man likes DOGS! What's up with that? NO CATS? I'm APPALLED!
 
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Whats wrong with Dogs.... AYE?

Are you canineist? Is that against the ROC??

If its not I shall explain with I am definately a Felinist (hmm sounds wrong but hey)
 
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This thread has gone completly bonkers.

You guys start posting Bernadette Peters pics, PM me.
 
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your all mad I tell ya
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Mad? Madness!?!








Cathat
 
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your all mad I tell ya
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Mad? Madness!?!








Mine would tear yours up: Cat Duels anyone










Cathat

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Dracula
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Hmm - judging from its size - I'd say its a Bunnicula in bat form.





Cathat
 
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You are so right, that always bothered me about that movie. I mean what did he turn into a bat man,cat,rat thingamabob. Kooky Stuff.
Long Live Threadzilla
 

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BUNNICULA???

That thing is gonna give me nightmares...bunnies are supposed to be CUTE!




NOT



(Don't ask what this is, I have no idea..I did a google search for Ugly Bunnies and this is one of the images it found lol)
 
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Don't ask what this is, I have no idea..I did a google search for Ugly Bunnies and this is one of the images it found lol

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thats a dog...his owners made a little cheese sellin' t-shirts after he won title , "The ugliest dog in the world."

he died recently
 

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Oh...well that's very sad.......I think.....that's a dog? Wow....poor thing.
 
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Cats? Bats? Vampires's?



The Dynamic Duo Shall Defend all of the thread !!!
(nan na nan nah nan na nan nah ....
)


Oh! and as for "Bunicula"? except for the cape and acoutrements, seen that...
No really!
While I was at work, wifey thought the "cute little bunny" that a kid was peddling door to door, would make a fine first pet for the kids (4&amp;2 at the time). well
being tired upon getting home, and having actually raised them before...
"Bunnie" was to remain, on the porch, till the next day when a ride to the local "no-kill" animal shelter, would send it on its way.
Nice warm spring evening ... doors and windows open for the pleasant breeze ...
When the Two year old starts winding up like an air raid siren ..


OMG! what a scene!
As I stood in the doorway ...
His chubby little two year old finger, was stuck in the cages wire mesh ...
and little hungry bunny (blood smeared as above)
was just a nibbling (just a quarter though)
through the tip of the offered ... stuck... finger


No permanent physical damage to the son, finger tip and nail grew back over the years, and you'd have to have been there to know, why the slightest bit of Divot is there upon his digit.

And No, the rabbit DID make it to the shelter, after a cleaning and feeding ...

hehehehe
But just TRY to give the ex-wifey a bunny ... stuffed or live ...
SHE no longer see's the cuteness that others take for granted
 
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His chubby little two year old finger, was stuck in the cages wire mesh ...


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my son gotta cat scratch on his face (air brakes dont/didnt work on that cat)...when he was 2

and the middle child burnt her hands and head on a floor heater and teethed on a small lizard until its brains were well and truly scrambled...when she was 2

and there was a small incident with wonderful gramma and the baby chicks in our bathtubs...when gramma didnt think ahead

or the other incident with the cat and the other gramma that didnt check before turning on the dryer...when the house went completely insane

..but the only rabbit we ever had was a giant floppy eared thing that had curly hair and was so mellow i soon concluded it was brain damaged...i think he made it out alive

...its the cages that make 'em bite...
 
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No No No Let me repeat myself....



Cathat been told off by the dev department and make to write the following 100 times
- I must not try and sneak a kittygargoyle into UO:KR or UO:SA.


"Impressive, Most impressive" Cathat looking at his handy work on UO:KR
 
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omg im almost afraid of coming here anymore (insert shocked face here)
 
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You are so right, that always bothered me about that movie. I mean what did he turn into a bat man,cat,rat thingamabob. Kooky Stuff.
Long Live Threadzilla

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LOL, very true...
 
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No decent Vader-Cat suit is complete without a Vader-Cat voice changer.



KhHerr hissss - - MEOW - KhHerr hissss -





Cathat
 
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hehehehehehe Everything is proceeding as i have planned....

The shroud of the darkside has fallen...... Began the UO:KR has..
 
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Look me in the Eye

You CAN feel my power</center>

KhHerr hissss ...*snort* KhHerr hissss *snort*
 
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No decent Vader-Cat suit is complete without a Vader-Cat voice changer.



KhHerr hissss - - MEOW - KhHerr hissss -

The truth.




Cathat

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<font color="black"> Help us Obi-Cathat you're our only hope</font>



<font color="black"> Wiki, Your part of the rebel Dev Team and a traitor take him away </font>



<font color="black"> Stay on target </font>
 
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Dare I say?
We might need more Hoff.


Larisa's blackrock thread is catching up pretty fast.
 
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Dare I say?
We might need more Hoff.


Larisa's blackrock thread is catching up pretty fast.


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Never underestimate the powers of the Hoff - you have unleased a giant that cant be contained.













 
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