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Below are the stories of tonights Story Night, as best as my journal was able to catch them and I was able to edit out the sounds of everyones *hic*. That UO journal thing is pretty cool, don't know why I didn't use it until tonight for the first time.
Remember tonights theme was a round-robin story, where everyone who wanted to participate got to tell one line of a story as they pleased.
And the stories:
Round-Robin Story #1
Brook: Once upon a time a long long time ago, in a land far far away.
BlacK RaiN: was a giant rock who's best friend in the whole world was a piece of dirt and they talked 4 days
Bruin: until one day it started to rain....
Rufus Buck: and the dirt bonded with the rock
BlacK RaiN: but what happened next was amazing as low and behold a bunny rabbit was hippity hopping by to
Bruin: but then ran into Elmer Fudd of KOC
Rufus Buck: and elmer fudd said i have the key
Rufus Buck: look at the sky its red see
BlacK RaiN: to the most dangerous part of the tree which unlocks the world to a secret place called Melehan
Brook: The Melehan was known to be dangerous place with many monsters
Rufus Buck: but one monster the most wicked of all is sister to melanhe
BlacK RaiN: and her name is Belesande
James: and she had a magic necklace
BlacK RaiN: which the lil dude Ulric stole from her by sneaky means also known as the art of necklass remova
BlacK RaiN: l
Ulric Marrok: bark, growl, bark, bark growl, whine
BlacK RaiN: *pets ulric on the head*
Bruin: Bites Black Rains hand, does Ulric
BlacK RaiN: Kal Vas Flam
Ulric Marrok: evade
Rufus Buck: theres only one who can remove the neclace
James: who is my long lost sister
BlacK RaiN: but the sister turned out to be none other than the cross-dressing sheep hating kelmo of Melehan
Bruin: Then the rabbit came in, slayed everyone with his carrot of death, and took the necklace. The End
BLACK RAIN’S BOB ADVENTURES STORY:
BlacK RaiN: Bob
BlacK RaiN: has been
BlacK RaiN: on a few adventurers
BlacK RaiN: and as the official reporter
BlacK RaiN: i must
BlacK RaiN: inform thee
BlacK RaiN: this is an exerpt from the book of Bob
BlacK RaiN: titled
BlacK RaiN: Bob does the jiggy
BlacK RaiN: Bob pwns all
BlacK RaiN: Bob relies on his wits and the stuff under his arm pits
BlacK RaiN: he was last seen
BlacK RaiN: fighting the evil rabbit of jojo
BlacK RaiN: over the cupcake king
BlacK RaiN: being bob
BlacK RaiN: and the pwn throned prince
BlacK RaiN: no cupcake king could do to convince
BlacK RaiN: he was not royalty
BlacK RaiN: he was royally
BlacK RaiN: pissed
BlacK RaiN: *the end*
Round Robin Story #2
Rufus Buck: There was a lady with no escort wished to cross a river
Rufus Buck: on the other side was a knight whos platemail was made of silver
Brook: She smiled at the young knight.
Bruin: But Alas, the knight knew not how to reach her!
Angharad: The 'Knight', alas, was not a true one - all he could think of was how his armor would rust
BlacK RaiN: but rust it did not as he found out it was made of leather but the mold wound up killing him
Angharad: Then the damsel espied a possible Hero - Brook was cantering along the opposite shore
Bruin: But Brook was in the shape of an Ostard! How odd...
BlacK RaiN: As an Ostard brook was able to out run Bruin because he forgot to wear shoes and stepped on a
Angharad: ...sharp piece of friggerty blackrock. Wincing in pain and alarm, he excalimed, "
BlacK RaiN: but Alas the Knight finally found his purpose while the suit molded with good hands he tuched Bruin
Rufus Buck: but then a strang breeze came thru the trees; and the nights armor began to freeze
BlacK RaiN: stone cold his hands became as he tickled Bruins itty bitty feet but back 2 the moral of the....
Angharad: ...story: You can lead a Knight to water, but you can't make him sink
BlacK RaiN: unless you convince him to take a drink - THE END
ANOTHER BLACK RAIN BOB ADVENTURES STORY:
BlacK RaiN: This is an exerpt
BlacK RaiN: from the Book of Bob
BlacK RaiN: Chapter 6
BlacK RaiN: Bob was royally pissed for all that he missed
BlacK RaiN: it was 2 days before his crowning
BlacK RaiN: and all he did was frowning
BlacK RaiN: till the muppet man cheered his spirits
BlacK RaiN: ill drink to that!!! he said so fearless
BlacK RaiN: the end
A Joke (All in good fun!)
Elmer Fudd: what does kelmo and a slinky have in common
Elmer Fudd: not worth much but a little laugh LAUGH AFTER U PUSH EM DOWN THE STAIRS
Angharad and her story of the Randy Monks
Angharad: I've a tale about the randy monks at the Abbey
Angharad: The monks used to be a bit less civilized in these parts
Angharad: This tale stems from those days
Angharad: A sleek, round monk once saw a maid
Angharad: Off in the woods so green:\
Angharad: There never was a lustier mionk
Angharad: And fairer maid was never seen
Angharad: He looked to east, he looked to west;
Angharad: She had no kin or friend in sight.
Angharad: The father licked his lips and smiled;
Angharad: The maid was in sorry plight.
Angharad: Now she was kneeling by a spring
Angharad: To fix her hair, which was unbound
Angharad: The monk came stealing up behind
Angharad: And pinched her where she was most round.
Angharad: "You're caught, you're mine, my pretty maid!"
Angharad: He cried and gripped her well
Angharad: "Rather than lie with a monk,' she wailed,
Angharad: "I'd chance a fiend of Hell!"
Angharad: But still he vowed by all the saints
Angharad: To have her maidenhead
Angharad: "If it must be,' she said at last,
Angharad: "It's better done in bed."
Angharad: "My father is away all day
Angharad: My mother died last year
Angharad: And feather beds are snugger than
Angharad: The cold, hard ground is here."
Angharad: "So if you'll take me to where
Angharad: Why ask me then and I will say
Angharad: My maidenhead is yours."
Angharad: But when they came to where she lived
Angharad: The maiden gave a shout:
Angharad: "A lusty monk would force his will!"
Angharad: Then four stout men came out.\
Angharad: "My father is away,' she laughed,
Angharad: And mother died last year.
Angharad: You never asked of other kin:
Angharad: These are my brothers dear"
Angharad: They beat that monk until he howled
Angharad: "You lying wench!" he said
Angharad: "You sworethat if I brought you home
Angharad: You'd give your maidenhead!"
Angharad: "It still is yours," she answered him\
Angharad: Though where, I do not know...
Angharad: But when you find it, keep the thing --
Angharad: I lost it years ago!"
Could it be, another BLACK RAIN BOB ADVENTURES STORY?
BlacK RaiN: This is an exerpt from the Book of Bob
BlacK RaiN: Chapter 12
BlacK RaiN: Bob now happy knew not of friends
BlacK RaiN: but wished he could have one before the end
BlacK RaiN: so off he set out to find his buddy
BlacK RaiN: bringing a sack of gold aka money
BlacK RaiN: where he found
BlacK RaiN: at the local inn
BlacK RaiN: a woman who lived a life of sin
BlacK RaiN: an only 10 pieces of goldd is all it took
BlacK RaiN: to befriend his new friend who's name was Brook
BlacK RaiN: the end
Round Robin Story #3
Bruin: Luka and Kelmo, sittin at the table....
Brook: K I S S I N G
Rufus Buck: and it another times forgotten space there eyes looked into a forgoten space
Bruin: as they played footsies under the table...
Rufus Buck: they went and got there horses from the stable
Bruin: Rode off into the sunset they did....
Angharad: ...whereupon they stumbled across a pot o' gold!
BlacK RaiN: DAMN KIDS yee got me lucky charms
Rufus Buck: they rode all night until it turned to day
Rufus Buck: then it rang like fire and turnd baway
Angharad: Twas a burning ring o' Fire...! And they fell in...
Bruin: Together forever, their burned corpses lay....
Rufus Buck: it may be one good ring you cant tell
Rufus Buck: one watch my night on watch by day
Rufus Buck: if you get confused let the rings music play
Angharad: Summoned forth by the Ring music, the Valkyries descended and scooped them both up
BlacK RaiN: but because of their sick sense of humor dropped them back into the flames to burn some more
Bruin: A detective passed by, and noticed the ring of fire was started by none other than KOC....
Angharad: ...and the delicious arome of fried chicken was wafting o'er the land!
Bruin: Which was brought for all to enjoy at Story Night!
Round Robin Story #4
BlacK RaiN: PIRATE ADVENTURER BR HAILS THEE!
BlacK RaiN: scallywags
Bruin: Wenches!!!!
BlacK RaiN: with TWO Big toes!
Angharad: Avast, ye lily-livered, blackhearted turnip worms!!
Angharad: *shakes a fist*
BlacK RaiN: yellerbellied puffer pucker fish slime
Bruin: Bring me some booty!
BlacK RaiN: I touched that booty and plundered it with fierce assundar
Angharad: *sings*
Angharad: Slow-ly, slow-ly, he sank into the sea....TO the ve-ry bottom, he sank
Angharad: in
Angharad: to
Angharad: the
Angharad: seeeea!
Bruin: *sheds a tear*
Angharad: No more women!
Bruin: The End!
A poem, as told by Wiylst:
Wiylst: I have a poem
Wiylst: brought from the lands of afar
Wiylst: Spring blooms when rain falls
Wiylst: Flowers brought forth blossum
Wiylst: Until the night falls
Wiylst: *bows*
Remember tonights theme was a round-robin story, where everyone who wanted to participate got to tell one line of a story as they pleased.
And the stories:
Round-Robin Story #1
Brook: Once upon a time a long long time ago, in a land far far away.
BlacK RaiN: was a giant rock who's best friend in the whole world was a piece of dirt and they talked 4 days
Bruin: until one day it started to rain....
Rufus Buck: and the dirt bonded with the rock
BlacK RaiN: but what happened next was amazing as low and behold a bunny rabbit was hippity hopping by to
Bruin: but then ran into Elmer Fudd of KOC
Rufus Buck: and elmer fudd said i have the key
Rufus Buck: look at the sky its red see
BlacK RaiN: to the most dangerous part of the tree which unlocks the world to a secret place called Melehan
Brook: The Melehan was known to be dangerous place with many monsters
Rufus Buck: but one monster the most wicked of all is sister to melanhe
BlacK RaiN: and her name is Belesande
James: and she had a magic necklace
BlacK RaiN: which the lil dude Ulric stole from her by sneaky means also known as the art of necklass remova
BlacK RaiN: l
Ulric Marrok: bark, growl, bark, bark growl, whine
BlacK RaiN: *pets ulric on the head*
Bruin: Bites Black Rains hand, does Ulric
BlacK RaiN: Kal Vas Flam
Ulric Marrok: evade
Rufus Buck: theres only one who can remove the neclace
James: who is my long lost sister
BlacK RaiN: but the sister turned out to be none other than the cross-dressing sheep hating kelmo of Melehan
Bruin: Then the rabbit came in, slayed everyone with his carrot of death, and took the necklace. The End
BLACK RAIN’S BOB ADVENTURES STORY:
BlacK RaiN: Bob
BlacK RaiN: has been
BlacK RaiN: on a few adventurers
BlacK RaiN: and as the official reporter
BlacK RaiN: i must
BlacK RaiN: inform thee
BlacK RaiN: this is an exerpt from the book of Bob
BlacK RaiN: titled
BlacK RaiN: Bob does the jiggy
BlacK RaiN: Bob pwns all
BlacK RaiN: Bob relies on his wits and the stuff under his arm pits
BlacK RaiN: he was last seen
BlacK RaiN: fighting the evil rabbit of jojo
BlacK RaiN: over the cupcake king
BlacK RaiN: being bob
BlacK RaiN: and the pwn throned prince
BlacK RaiN: no cupcake king could do to convince
BlacK RaiN: he was not royalty
BlacK RaiN: he was royally
BlacK RaiN: pissed
BlacK RaiN: *the end*
Round Robin Story #2
Rufus Buck: There was a lady with no escort wished to cross a river
Rufus Buck: on the other side was a knight whos platemail was made of silver
Brook: She smiled at the young knight.
Bruin: But Alas, the knight knew not how to reach her!
Angharad: The 'Knight', alas, was not a true one - all he could think of was how his armor would rust
BlacK RaiN: but rust it did not as he found out it was made of leather but the mold wound up killing him
Angharad: Then the damsel espied a possible Hero - Brook was cantering along the opposite shore
Bruin: But Brook was in the shape of an Ostard! How odd...
BlacK RaiN: As an Ostard brook was able to out run Bruin because he forgot to wear shoes and stepped on a
Angharad: ...sharp piece of friggerty blackrock. Wincing in pain and alarm, he excalimed, "
BlacK RaiN: but Alas the Knight finally found his purpose while the suit molded with good hands he tuched Bruin
Rufus Buck: but then a strang breeze came thru the trees; and the nights armor began to freeze
BlacK RaiN: stone cold his hands became as he tickled Bruins itty bitty feet but back 2 the moral of the....
Angharad: ...story: You can lead a Knight to water, but you can't make him sink
BlacK RaiN: unless you convince him to take a drink - THE END
ANOTHER BLACK RAIN BOB ADVENTURES STORY:
BlacK RaiN: This is an exerpt
BlacK RaiN: from the Book of Bob
BlacK RaiN: Chapter 6
BlacK RaiN: Bob was royally pissed for all that he missed
BlacK RaiN: it was 2 days before his crowning
BlacK RaiN: and all he did was frowning
BlacK RaiN: till the muppet man cheered his spirits
BlacK RaiN: ill drink to that!!! he said so fearless
BlacK RaiN: the end
A Joke (All in good fun!)
Elmer Fudd: what does kelmo and a slinky have in common
Elmer Fudd: not worth much but a little laugh LAUGH AFTER U PUSH EM DOWN THE STAIRS
Angharad and her story of the Randy Monks
Angharad: I've a tale about the randy monks at the Abbey
Angharad: The monks used to be a bit less civilized in these parts
Angharad: This tale stems from those days
Angharad: A sleek, round monk once saw a maid
Angharad: Off in the woods so green:\
Angharad: There never was a lustier mionk
Angharad: And fairer maid was never seen
Angharad: He looked to east, he looked to west;
Angharad: She had no kin or friend in sight.
Angharad: The father licked his lips and smiled;
Angharad: The maid was in sorry plight.
Angharad: Now she was kneeling by a spring
Angharad: To fix her hair, which was unbound
Angharad: The monk came stealing up behind
Angharad: And pinched her where she was most round.
Angharad: "You're caught, you're mine, my pretty maid!"
Angharad: He cried and gripped her well
Angharad: "Rather than lie with a monk,' she wailed,
Angharad: "I'd chance a fiend of Hell!"
Angharad: But still he vowed by all the saints
Angharad: To have her maidenhead
Angharad: "If it must be,' she said at last,
Angharad: "It's better done in bed."
Angharad: "My father is away all day
Angharad: My mother died last year
Angharad: And feather beds are snugger than
Angharad: The cold, hard ground is here."
Angharad: "So if you'll take me to where
Angharad: Why ask me then and I will say
Angharad: My maidenhead is yours."
Angharad: But when they came to where she lived
Angharad: The maiden gave a shout:
Angharad: "A lusty monk would force his will!"
Angharad: Then four stout men came out.\
Angharad: "My father is away,' she laughed,
Angharad: And mother died last year.
Angharad: You never asked of other kin:
Angharad: These are my brothers dear"
Angharad: They beat that monk until he howled
Angharad: "You lying wench!" he said
Angharad: "You sworethat if I brought you home
Angharad: You'd give your maidenhead!"
Angharad: "It still is yours," she answered him\
Angharad: Though where, I do not know...
Angharad: But when you find it, keep the thing --
Angharad: I lost it years ago!"
Could it be, another BLACK RAIN BOB ADVENTURES STORY?
BlacK RaiN: This is an exerpt from the Book of Bob
BlacK RaiN: Chapter 12
BlacK RaiN: Bob now happy knew not of friends
BlacK RaiN: but wished he could have one before the end
BlacK RaiN: so off he set out to find his buddy
BlacK RaiN: bringing a sack of gold aka money
BlacK RaiN: where he found
BlacK RaiN: at the local inn
BlacK RaiN: a woman who lived a life of sin
BlacK RaiN: an only 10 pieces of goldd is all it took
BlacK RaiN: to befriend his new friend who's name was Brook
BlacK RaiN: the end
Round Robin Story #3
Bruin: Luka and Kelmo, sittin at the table....
Brook: K I S S I N G
Rufus Buck: and it another times forgotten space there eyes looked into a forgoten space
Bruin: as they played footsies under the table...
Rufus Buck: they went and got there horses from the stable
Bruin: Rode off into the sunset they did....
Angharad: ...whereupon they stumbled across a pot o' gold!
BlacK RaiN: DAMN KIDS yee got me lucky charms
Rufus Buck: they rode all night until it turned to day
Rufus Buck: then it rang like fire and turnd baway
Angharad: Twas a burning ring o' Fire...! And they fell in...
Bruin: Together forever, their burned corpses lay....
Rufus Buck: it may be one good ring you cant tell
Rufus Buck: one watch my night on watch by day
Rufus Buck: if you get confused let the rings music play
Angharad: Summoned forth by the Ring music, the Valkyries descended and scooped them both up
BlacK RaiN: but because of their sick sense of humor dropped them back into the flames to burn some more
Bruin: A detective passed by, and noticed the ring of fire was started by none other than KOC....
Angharad: ...and the delicious arome of fried chicken was wafting o'er the land!
Bruin: Which was brought for all to enjoy at Story Night!
Round Robin Story #4
BlacK RaiN: PIRATE ADVENTURER BR HAILS THEE!
BlacK RaiN: scallywags
Bruin: Wenches!!!!
BlacK RaiN: with TWO Big toes!
Angharad: Avast, ye lily-livered, blackhearted turnip worms!!
Angharad: *shakes a fist*
BlacK RaiN: yellerbellied puffer pucker fish slime
Bruin: Bring me some booty!
BlacK RaiN: I touched that booty and plundered it with fierce assundar
Angharad: *sings*
Angharad: Slow-ly, slow-ly, he sank into the sea....TO the ve-ry bottom, he sank
Angharad: in
Angharad: to
Angharad: the
Angharad: seeeea!
Bruin: *sheds a tear*
Angharad: No more women!
Bruin: The End!
A poem, as told by Wiylst:
Wiylst: I have a poem
Wiylst: brought from the lands of afar
Wiylst: Spring blooms when rain falls
Wiylst: Flowers brought forth blossum
Wiylst: Until the night falls
Wiylst: *bows*
