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EMCrysania

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Due to technical difficulties (Shard down) the event for tonight 6/18 has been moved to Wed. 6/20 at 8pm PST/11pm EST. Meeting place is the same just a different day! oh and One hour later!
 

A Zombie

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Due to technical difficulties (Shard down) the event for tonight 6/18 has been moved to Wed. 6/20 at 8pm PST/11pm EST. Meeting place is the same just a different day! oh and One hour later!
Dammit I even attempted to bathe! But apparently water and dead flesh do not mix well since my "body" soaked up all the water and I ended up weighing about 800 stones. No UO tonight? Well then I give y'all the mental image of a bloated zombie trying to wring himself out
 

kelmo

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EMCrysania

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Dammit I even attempted to bathe! But apparently water and dead flesh do not mix well since my "body" soaked up all the water and I ended up weighing about 800 stones. No UO tonight? Well then I give y'all the mental image of a bloated zombie trying to wring himself out
errrr...well..humm...hopefully you'll be dried and shrunk back to normal by Wed. oh..by chance..do you have any Zombie Deo you can use...not that you smell..*coughs*
 

A Zombie

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errrr...well..humm...hopefully you'll be dried and shrunk back to normal by Wed. oh..by chance..do you have any Zombie Deo you can use...not that you smell..*coughs*
LOL! Bathing and now Zombie Deo? Cripes I may as well be alive again *grumbles* On the other hand, you may have a point. Trying to sneak up on your prey when your target can smell you from a half mile away does make things somewhat difficult. (and a good brain is hard to find these days) I think I read somewhere that Essence of Chicken helps neutralize the stench of zombitosis. Handalf oh Handalf where are you? I have some "magic seeds" for you. *waddles off in search of the Chickenmage*
 

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ROFLMAO!

What would be the fun of having normal people play on Baja? Life is much more interesting the way it is!

WildStar
 

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No maybe. No, no, no, no. :eek:

I play a zombie who (unsuccessfully) tries to eat everyone's brain, a llama with a spitting problem, a goblin with a fetish for hedges and a Town Guard. And I used to play a Slug. What's abnormal about that ??

Back on topic... are the Town Guards to be involved in tonight's event?
 
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