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(Player News) The Perilous Inquirer - Second Issue

DeadBob

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The Perilous Inquirer V1,2
Vol. 1, Second Issue
July 12, 2013

THIEVES AUCTION
"On Your Side" and his girl friend "Up Yours" held a Purloined Auction yesterday in the Luna bank. At auction were pairs of scissors, bits of food and a pile of loomable (they swore) navel lint. "It took us weeks to steal all this," said On Your Side.
Proceeds go to (they swear) to their fund for the widows & orphans of alien abductees.

OVERHEARD in the Luna Lounge
Dionysis: "Hey! I gotta leak in my new cup!
Camriel: "Go ahead, it's your cup."

INTERVIEW Jack Straw
by Kattasrophe (age 12)
Jack Straw, 39, is a pirate and guild member of arrr who likes to PvP and role play. Jack said that the leader of his guild, Parium, is very good. He also said Captain Sureno was a leader, and a very good one too.
Jack said his father was a bushido warrior, so he decided to become a swash buckler.
Jack spends most of his time drinking rum and thinking of past things he has done. As for things he likes to do it would be pvping, roleplay, t-maps and sailing the land.
Until my next interview with someone, thank you for reading about Jack Straw!
[Editor's note: Hope you enjoyed this interview :) Katt died twice getting it.]

POET'S CORNER
The Moose Song
Oh, gorillas are fun on a Saturday night,
And lions and tigers can put up a fight,
But it's not quite the same when I ram their caboose,
As the feeling I get when I hump on a moose.
- Robbed Roy

The CyBERNAUTS GUIDE has This to say about Rules
There is only one rule: Anyone who tells you of a rule wants something from you.

HEALTH WARNING
The Ter Mur Surgeon General has determined that the current craze of breast feeding pigeons in the Queen's Park is hazardous to your health.

FEATURED MALL
I4NI Vendors 53S,164E New Magincia
"Remember folks, at I4NI we cheat the Other guy & pass the savings on to You!"
- Baby Doll

The Perilous Inquirer
Reporting on Siege Life
Address: 3rd house on left out the Luna south gate
Publisher: The ROFLtimes
Editor: DeadBob
Reporters: Kattasrophe, Otero, SubZero
Reporters Wanted! Submit stories to [email protected]
Lawsuits: Dewey Cheatum & Howe

Many thanks to the supporters of The Perilous Inquirer for their gifts, their time and their encouragement:
Dionysis
Camriel
Nurse Miss Maude
Lord Waynbo
Kage Venator
& the Denizens of Siege Perilous

~sine die~
 
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Feanaro

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Role playing now is saying "HIC" and "checks line in water" in general chat? Sounds pretty lame to me, real good effort though *laughs* ARRRR!
 

FrejaSP

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I love this. If you want to be able to lock down an ingame book at at the Young Travelers Inn, New Mag, just ask and I will friend you there.
 

DeadBob

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I love this. If you want to be able to lock down an ingame book at at the Young Travelers Inn, New Mag, just ask and I will friend you there.
Thanks Freja -Hail me on chat? I'm on & Off most days. I'll put you on my delivery route : )
 

PwnBroker

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Hello,

I would like to place a classifieds add : Chumlee is looking for shoes! Any kind will work (must be unblessed) and he prefers to take them off of your dead body, got shoes? Then your gear is safe!

Thanks
 

Nurse Miss Maude

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Ads what a wonderful idea!! Vendor houses could pay to advertise. That would certainly help the shoppers of Siege. And classifieds looking for certain things......again wonderful idea!!
 

DeadBob

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Ads what a wonderful idea!! Vendor houses could pay to advertise. That would certainly help the shoppers of Siege. And classifieds looking for certain things......again wonderful idea!!
Great insight, Nurse Miss Maude! Although in a world flooded with paid ads, I'll happily run an ad at no charge.
Any mall owner takers out there? Drop your ad in our mailbox (3rd house on left out the Luna south gate.) 'Course, I may tweak your ad for the fun of it.
 

Skunk

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Another great issue, keep them coming.

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