Game The Never Ending Story!

[Captn Norrington]

picks up the archer

 

[Flutter]

and flew off wearing the glowing witch hair on it's head

 

[Captn Norrington]

towards its large nest

 

[Skunk]

the archer grabbed his

 

[Captn Norrington]

Really sharp steel sword

 

[Flutter]

but lost his grip watching as it fell into the rapids below the cliffs edge.

 

[Captn Norrington]

And then a shark

 

[Flutter]

learned of this sword

 

[Captn Norrington]

and went to find

 

[Skunk]

a naughty little mushroom

 

[Captn Norrington]

that created pretty colors

 

[Skunk]

when the sky vomited

 

[blackfalcon]

all around us and

 

[Shelra]

sprinkled shimmering fairy dust

 

[Skunk]

upon our golden toenails

 

[GhostHeretic]

as it was sharky knew it was a perfect moment to take a selfie with the sword and the silly mushroom with all that fairy-pixie background and the golden toenails it was bound to be liked all over the internets

 

[Skunk]

a wild Skunk appeared

 

[GhostHeretic]

and photo bombed the selfie

 

[Captn Norrington]

the skunk ran away

 

[Flutter]

Meanwhile on the planet Rettulf...

 

[Skunk]

the Flutterites got gassy

 

[Shelra]

sharing more than expected

 

[GhostHeretic]

infecting trollatians and creeptoids

 

[Captn Norrington]

with a deadly virus

 

[Skunk]

that causes glitter explosions

 

[GhostHeretic]

spreading across galactic warpnet

 

[Captn Norrington]

making it very sparkly

 

[Flutter]

like 90s vampires..

 

[Shelra]

coveting their true blood

 

[Captn Norrington]

which gives life to

 

[azmodanb]

Azmodan Beguile of Sosaria

 

[azmodanb]

The end.

 

[Petra Fyde]

of this exciting chapter

 

[Skunk]

Now we focus on

 

[Flutter]

Winston Churchill

 

[Shelra]

cigar smokin' political leader

 

[Skunk]

that read the instructions

 

[Captn Norrington]

About properly insulting people


(The picture is a real quote)

 

[Dodger]

After reading the instructions he jumped into a police telephone box which whirred and hummed and transported winny into the future, leaping out of the box he came across a presidential intern named Monica but I mean who hasn't

 

[azmodanb]

And then he said

 

[Dodger]

Something political which Petra took offence too and deleted the whole thread. Just then.....

 

[azmodanb]

*psssst* *post supposed to be four words*

 

[Captn Norrington]

He likes breaking rules

 

[Dodger]

Rules shmules, back to the story. Now delete all the other stuff in your mind.....

Once upon a time......

 

[Captn Norrington]

A frog was hopping

 

[Dodger]

When suddenly he came

 

[Captn Norrington]

Across a yellow hat

 

[Flutter]

upon a little bird

 

[Dodger]

He dug yellow so

 

[Captn Norrington]

He put it on