Fat Tony
Visitor
It was a typical day while I was wandering the shops in Barter Town when it happened. I was suddenly enveloped in darkness with something rank and coarse covering my head. By the smell of it, I knew Stinky Pete had to be involved. My hands were forced behind my back and i was shoved inside the worn saddle bags of a pack mule. If Stinky Pete was involved, then Nightstalker was not far behind.
It was a bumpy and long ride before I was yanked out of the saddle bags. I was not concerned because I knew an adventure awaited. Stinky and Night are too lazy to kidnap me for no reason. I was directed around for a little bit and then led up a set of stairs. There was a moment of silence and then the cords holding the canvas bag around my head were loosened. I was instructed to wait 30 seconds before taking it off. As I removed the stench filled bag, I immediately recognized where I was. As I scanned the area, I saw Stinky Pete and Nightstalker as I had suspected. However, I was amazed when I saw the main man himself, the one and only Chad Sexington. If Chad was here, this had to be important occasion.
I quickly deduced that this was a ceremony of some type and I was the guest of honor. Whether it was going to be good for my health or bad had not yet been determined.
I was nervous to drink from the well as it smelled as foul as Stinky Pete and looked as slimy as Nightstalker's robe. After taking a sip, my fears were confirmed. UUGHHHH!
It was not long before I was miraculously reborn with the help of the Almighty Chad Sexington, Thief Extraordinaire.
There is a new Thief in town! Hide your kids, hide your wife and hide your husband cuz he's stealin from everybody out here.
It was a bumpy and long ride before I was yanked out of the saddle bags. I was not concerned because I knew an adventure awaited. Stinky and Night are too lazy to kidnap me for no reason. I was directed around for a little bit and then led up a set of stairs. There was a moment of silence and then the cords holding the canvas bag around my head were loosened. I was instructed to wait 30 seconds before taking it off. As I removed the stench filled bag, I immediately recognized where I was. As I scanned the area, I saw Stinky Pete and Nightstalker as I had suspected. However, I was amazed when I saw the main man himself, the one and only Chad Sexington. If Chad was here, this had to be important occasion.
I quickly deduced that this was a ceremony of some type and I was the guest of honor. Whether it was going to be good for my health or bad had not yet been determined.
I was nervous to drink from the well as it smelled as foul as Stinky Pete and looked as slimy as Nightstalker's robe. After taking a sip, my fears were confirmed. UUGHHHH!
It was not long before I was miraculously reborn with the help of the Almighty Chad Sexington, Thief Extraordinaire.
There is a new Thief in town! Hide your kids, hide your wife and hide your husband cuz he's stealin from everybody out here.