Today's Report:
Today I met a fellow in New Haven known as Silverbow, who seems to have a cult following. It seems they all have a mental illness of some type, maybe from blackrock? Anyways, Silverbow claims to be the king of New Haven, but I clearly explained, New Haven is not a kingdom, never was and never will be, the folks of New Haven will reject this notion, but as of now, most citizens of New Haven believe he is there king, the same very people who wanted a free city state and elected a mayor and elected officials. They now wish to turn New Haven into a monarchy. As far as I am aware of Silverbow has never fought in the royal guard or fought for Lord British and has no royal blood. They prepared a feast for their so called king and wanted me as their guest, Silverbow even granted me access to their court, however, I have not seen this court of theirs.
I believe he is using some kind of powers to take control of the citizens of New Haven, this is my only explanation. He did not even have any knowledge of the virtues when I tried to explain them to him, he wanted me to dress up a jester. He is a twisted, and dark being, and any upstanding citizens Britannia who would stand for this evil has been brainwashed with the rest of them. Later on in the day after much discussion, they seemed to be performing a ritual for him, for whoever this "him" may be. Some of them also spoke in a very odd sort of way, they mispronounced most of their words and were very uneducated, this could be from being brainwashed.
This is the very reason why I formed the guardsmen militia. We believe in freedom from monarchy, the militia exists to end corruption. And mark my words, we will defeat this one, as with any that come into play.
*signed*
Palin