[Buying] Singing Ball

[Trevelyan]

Simple. Shard and price!

 

[Adol]

I hope Trev doesn't mind me adding this here after our conversation; But I'm also looking for a Singing Ball on Europa... So if anyone has any on that shard for sale, I'd be interested too; but I gather Trev may move one to Europa if he finds on another shard, so if you have multiple balls, he may wish to get his hands around them all!

 

[shulginist]

so if you have multiple balls, he may wish to get his hands around them all!

What is going on here.

 

[Sir Kelek]

What is going on here.

Apparently alot of ball handling!

 

[Lord Nabin]

Well would that make him a BAller?

 

[shulginist]

This thread is nuts.

 

[Escaflowne]

Nuts is one way to put it

 

[Trevelyan]

Interesting; if anyone has a singing nut, will pay double that of ball!

 

[Adol]

But Europa needs repopulating! One singing nut isn't enough, I must insist Trev finds TWO... if the work load of responding to the urges of two nuts is too much, I will volunteer my handling services for the second. It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it...

 

[shulginist]

It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it...

It really takes a lot of balls for someone to step up and do the dirty jobs.

 

[Otis Firefly]

i dont think i would want singing balls! imagine the looks you would get while standing in line at the bank

 

[Sir Kelek]

i dont think i would want singing balls! imagine the looks you would get while standing in line at the bank

What if they were blue balls?

 

[Lord Nabin]

What if they were blue balls?

Hmm Glacial Blue?

 

[Nvidia]

I got one on Drachenfels

 

[Manticore]

i guess if you rub them together long enough they might make some noise. Not sure if you call that singing though. And I wouldn't call that color blue either more like red.

 

[shalanria]

OMG 2:30am and I am reading this thread or is this just a dream LOL.

 

[Adol]

None of you have got any balls?!

http://www.youtubeuk24.com/monty-python-the-meaning-of-life-death

 

[Riply]

Some one please get the ball rolling and sell them what thier looking for!

 

[shulginist]

I really hope this has a happy ending.

 

[Sir Kelek]

I really hope this has a happy ending.

A happy ending is always good! ....

 

[Gus of Llanowar]

i dont think i would want singing balls! imagine the looks you would get while standing in line at the bank

But thats the point if you had the singing balls they would do all the rolepay for you.

 

[Adol]

Observe! No wonder Aron looks sad... he went to a Naturalist beach for the weekend, only to discover that balls, singing or otherwise, are not modelled!

How can you all stand there and leave him to suffer mysteriously missing manhood? Sell him your Singing Ball on Europa and allow him to run unashamed with the rest of the liberated Europeans!

 

[Adol]

Woot woooot WOOOOOT!

I sat for a few minutes wondering why it didn't "sing", but it seems you need to run towards it to trigger random sound effects; a little disappointing as I'd always dreamed it would sit there and sing to itself... I'd not gone near one as far as I knew, to save the surprise for when I owned one. And now, 8 years after I first started playing, after I'd seen villa's and one day hoped to live in one near Yew, and thanks to BigEV for transferring two over (Trev has taken the other, we both paid 80m for one) this little piece of my own Ultima adventuring has been completed! Observe the spot I'd always hoped for it, now well and truly BALLED!

 

[BigEv]

Thanks Adol and Trev for easy transaction. Although i am feeling a little dettached at the moment *looks down* You 2 take care of my balls, enjoy, and....be sure to wash them everyday!