Siege poetry !

[Sir Ha-ward]

Well since a previous poster created a haiku thread, i thought i could try my hand at some siege poetry.


I present this young man, so bitter, so sour
crying bout hax, though he 'sploited in Mos tower
he lies bout it now, saying its not true
I assure you though, yon orc is no foo
hypocrit most def, skillful hes not
the feel of my strikes on his arse are so hot
Never more than a screen from the steps of his house
more than one he walks in gray, quiet as a mouse
But now he says hes great and that hes so bad
friends of many years now hate him, how sad

Personality so weak, attitude so worn
can only be talking bout the player named ...

 

[The Munger]

Beautiful

 

[Guest]

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Well since a previous poster created a haiku thread, i thought i could try my hand at some siege poetry.


I present this young man, so bitter, so sour
crying bout hax, though he 'sploited in Mos tower
he lies bout it now, saying its not true
I assure you though, yon orc is no foo
hypocrit most def, skillful hes not
the feel of my strikes on his arse are so hot
Never more than a screen from the steps of his house
more than one he walks in gray, quiet as a mouse
But now he says hes great and that hes so bad
friends of many years now hate him, how sad

Personality so weak, attitude so worn
can only be talking bout the player named ...

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LOL sad on SOOO many levels. i laughed my ass off at that poem but not cause its funny just cuase you wrote it!

 

[imported_Mr. Sly]

hahaha i think thats great lol

 

[Sir Ha-ward]

Lolz, ty !

 

[Guest]

I like it. We can clearly see that there is no bi-univocal correspondence between linear signifying links or archi-writing, depending on the poet, and this multireferential, multi-dimensional machinic catalysis. The symmetry of scale, the transversality, the pathic non-discursive character of their expansion: all these dimensions remove us from the logic of the excluded middle and reinforce us in our dismissal of the ontological binarism we criticised previously.

 

[Guest]

*bangs head into wall*

WTF ya just say Py ? hehe jk

Been long time since ye fancy toilet paper word of the day ^^^ been posted here. Well ye made up for all the ones ye got behind upon, in posting this single post right up there ^^.

 

[Sir Ha-ward]

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I like it. We can clearly see that there is no bi-univocal correspondence between linear signifying links or archi-writing, depending on the poet, and this multireferential, multi-dimensional machinic catalysis. The symmetry of scale, the transversality, the pathic non-discursive character of their expansion: all these dimensions remove us from the logic of the excluded middle and reinforce us in our dismissal of the ontological binarism we criticised previously.

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Yea , i like chitlins too