Yaharr!, tis be a good day ta' be a pirate! Sold to the green.. smelly... *hic*
*takes a swig of ale*
smelly... bamboo monkey ah'll call yee *hic* Comes step intar' me offeeces fer da trans.. *hic* action matey. Ah'll take gold from any creature ah't this'n here point ya see
*points a drunk finger*
Bah ah' b'aint drunk ya dunno what ya talkin' bout!