Will it really have been 6 months since your new EM pulled on the robe, hoovered out the breadcrumbs left by the previous inhabitants, and came to Europa? It has! And have you been taking notes of all the things he's done wrong in that time? You did?! You destard! But EM Gotan has been keeping track too, so to celebrate surviving the first half-year on the job, he invites you to a meet and greet on the above date, where he'll try and do things right! Look forward to;
* The return of the dunking machine, this time with the right set up done. Hopefully!
* Promotions for Royal Investigators, that they can actually accept! With new names added to the list!
Iljian - Royal Investigator Sergeant
Sparrow - Royal Investigator Sergeant
Bill Breakspeare - Royal Investigator Corporal
Sir Bolo - Royal Investigator Corporal
Hex - Royal Investigator Corporal
Franz - First Class I
Leodegan - First Class I
Helvetica - First Class I
Luzifer - First Class I
Theocrat - First Class I
* Sashes for everyone else too, via the magic of something or other! Will it work? Who knows!
* Monsters that when knives are used on them are frozen like plague beasts... but they'll actually be plague beasts this time, so it's intentional! Watch as they eat my critics, you event breaking buggers!
* Bladderstick... again! Can you arrest him this time at least? No!
* And more to be decided!
* The return of the dunking machine, this time with the right set up done. Hopefully!
* Promotions for Royal Investigators, that they can actually accept! With new names added to the list!
Iljian - Royal Investigator Sergeant
Sparrow - Royal Investigator Sergeant
Bill Breakspeare - Royal Investigator Corporal
Sir Bolo - Royal Investigator Corporal
Hex - Royal Investigator Corporal
Franz - First Class I
Leodegan - First Class I
Helvetica - First Class I
Luzifer - First Class I
Theocrat - First Class I
* Sashes for everyone else too, via the magic of something or other! Will it work? Who knows!
* Monsters that when knives are used on them are frozen like plague beasts... but they'll actually be plague beasts this time, so it's intentional! Watch as they eat my critics, you event breaking buggers!
* Bladderstick... again! Can you arrest him this time at least? No!
* And more to be decided!
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