Read for a good laugh

[Onyxia]

Roleplaying with some humour and screenshots. Best if you read the threads in order.

http://boards.stratics.com/showthread.php?t=94568 (The first three posts set the stage, rest are upset responses)

http://boards.stratics.com/showthread.php?t=94760 (No story-telling and poorly formatted)

http://boards.stratics.com/showthread.php?t=95128 (Story begins and formatted from here on out)

http://boards.stratics.com/showthread.php?t=95234

http://boards.stratics.com/showthread.php?t=95554

Winning day and night,

Onyxia

 

[shonsu]

Roleplaying with some humour and screenshots. Best if you read the threads in order.

http://boards.stratics.com/showthread.php?t=94568 (The first three posts set the stage, rest are upset responses)

http://boards.stratics.com/showthread.php?t=94760 (No story-telling and poorly formatted)

http://boards.stratics.com/showthread.php?t=95128 (Story begins and formatted from here on out)

http://boards.stratics.com/showthread.php?t=95234

http://boards.stratics.com/showthread.php?t=95554

Winning day and night,

Onyxia

Good stories, mate. Almost as good as those of the Uothief

 

[Mechanic]

why don't they just go to chaos shrine?

 

[Onyxia]

why don't they just go to chaos shrine?

Because I would still follow them the whole way and res kill anyway, for past infringements on my healers.

Turning wrong into right,

Onyxia

 

[Erekose]

*chuckles* 'twould be a better world if more people would hunt murderers in any manner possible. This is especially true since the masters of the game see it fitting that there be no real price to pay for going red.

 

[Sindris]

I did laugh. And loudly! THanks for the story/picture show!

 

[Teeshy]

I enjoyed reading that a lot - thanks for the laughs!

 

[Llewen]

What a howl! Definitely the funniest thing I have read on Stratics in a looonnnggg time - maybe ever. I recognize at least one of the names, and believe me, he deserves every lost gold piece...

 

[Onyxia]

It's a shame that most of Great Lakes does not share your feelings.

Onyxia

 

[packrat]

Why are you screaming "guards" like a little sissy? Dang, i thought you were tough? You must be a hall monitor in middle school.

 

[galefan2004]

Its funny because you think that being a lame stealth archer with zero skill is something to brag about just because you are blue. I would love to see you try this on Legends because the gank guilds here actually res each other and lame stealth archers don't tend to live very long when they res kill. Anyways, I guess if having no skill is something to brag about then awesome post.

 

[galefan2004]

Why are you screaming "guards" like a little sissy? Dang, i thought you were tough? You must be a hall monitor in middle school.

He's a stealth archer that only kills those getting ressed...what the hell makes you think he is tough?

 

[Onyxia]

He's a stealth archer that only kills those getting ressed...what the hell makes you think he is tough?

Thanks for your post galefan, you make me laugh to myself and remind me of why I made this character.

Onyxia

 

[UO Crazed]

Good stories and screen shots. Reminds me of feluccasrevenge.com.

 

[packrat]

I meant being tough as a joke. Someone that has to post screenshot and brag about themselves for killing unarmed characters is a joke. They must lack self confidence or something else in their lives.
Thats almost like going buy a fish at the fish market, take a picture and post it in the local newspaper with the headlines "local angler catches the fish of a lifetime". What glory is that?
Then once they get armed and armor she runs around screaming "guards". I bet if you look up coward in the dictionary her picture is right next to it...

 

[drinkbeerallday]

Winning day and night,

Onyxia

Some people are trashy players and may deserve this type of treatment, but you don't really care about that. You are just griefing people.

When I get res-killed in this fashion, I don't get mad. It is part of the game. You have to realize that while you may irritate someone once in a while the majority of players don't really get mad about this. They just move on. So while you think you are winning you really aren't. You are failing at your goal. You are a failure and a loser. How does that feel?

For someone to sink to this level of gameplay to have fun certainly says something about the character of the man/boy behind the keyboard.

I don't think anything needs to be done to prevent this. It's perfectly legitimate and not against the rules, but I do think there is a problem in Felucca regarding red healers: there aren't enough.

 

[love2winalot]

In the ol days, when chaos shrine was about the only option, people would get Rez Killed over n over, while a gm was there, "for another matter" and laughing at it with the rest of us.

 

[Onyxia]

Drinkbeerall day and packrat - Show me where in those posts I made any sort of claim to fame for being an uber pvper on that char, or made it sound like I'm tough.

I'm simply protecting my red healers from being taken advantage of!

Besides, as long as they purchase a permit they won't be res killed.


Your Crying Only Encourages Me,

Onyxia

 

[RoycroftLS]

I don't see what is funny about this.

What is sad is that with all the exploits and illegal programs that many pvpers use on GL, RK'ing people is the closest you will get to a fair fight if you choose not to cheat like they do.

The funny part is in all the name-calling, complaining, and accusing coming from those cheaters. It's certainly ironic that those exploiters are taking offense to a couple people doing something that is entirely legal.

 

[drinkbeerallday]

Drinkbeerall day and packrat - Show me where in those posts I made any sort of claim to fame for being an uber pvper on that char, or made it sound like I'm tough.

I'm simply protecting my red healers from being taken advantage of!

Besides, as long as they purchase a permit they won't be res killed.

my friend, you said you were a winner. I clearly explained that you aren't. please re-read my post then try responding again.

Your Crying Only Encourages Me,

Onyxia

believe me, I don't cry over getting killed by elite pvp'ers. why would I cry over getting res-killed while totally defenseless?

 

[Sweet Delta Eb]

It is great that you have found your purpose in this realm and the red healers are lucky to have such a dedicated individual to protect them. May the wind always stay in your face and the violaters be cuaght with their pants down.

 

[Lady_Mina]

Listen for a good laugh

http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=sSIr2Am3cNo

 

[drinkbeerallday]

It is great that you have found your purpose in this realm.

basically he's nothing more than a UO terrorist. do you think a terrorist's purpose in this world is great? they too think they are winners but they are nothing more than losers because despite how many people they kill they will never win over our hearts and minds. and that is what they want the most. so they are losers. and this guy is a loser for thinking he makes people mad. he doesn't make anyone mad he just makes people feel sorry for him. same as a terrorist.

 

[Onyxia]

basically he's nothing more than a UO terrorist. do you think a terrorist's purpose in this world is great? they too think they are winners but they are nothing more than losers because despite how many people they kill they will never win over our hearts and minds. and that is what they want the most. so they are losers. and this guy is a loser for thinking he makes people mad. he doesn't make anyone mad he just makes people feel sorry for him. same as a terrorist.

Well, you sound pretty mad.

BTW - this is a video game man. I'm not trying to "win over hearts and minds". I'm trying to have a good time.

You honestly make me laugh out loud reading your posts. I hope Uhall has more posters like you to entertain me.

 

[Pax]

Onyxia, your idea of funny and my idea of funny are diametrical opposites.

Be well - Pax
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