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Anathesius
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RAoV. Random Acts of Violence. July 2008. A small group of PKs, PvPers, and Nae-Do-Gooders gather at http://pixelcrack.net , http://anathesius.com , and a run-of-the-mill ventrilo channel. The result: A gaming group similar to the tens of thousands of other gaming groups out there except for ONE thing...
::tense filled pause::
An All-You-Can-Eat-Buffet! You know, down there...
As they revelled in the glory of their Down There'ness, they composed The Charter of All Charters. It read, and still reads, as follows:
On this day, the day you are reading this, RAoV doth give it's members these here guidelines for mass online gameplay -
-RAoV Members shall be over the age of 18 in real life.
-RAoV Members shall register @ http://pixelcrack.net
-RAoV members shall use ventrilo when grouped with other RAoV members.
-RAoV members shall be competent at playing their respective character.
-RAoV members shall be aggressive in their PvP style and shall never utter the words "I Can't".
-RAoV members shall defend their mates in battle until they are victorious or every last RAoVer is dead, dead, dead.
-RAoV members shall be an asset to RAoV, not a liability.
-RAoV members shall be team oriented and be able to learn from their mistakes.
-RAoV members shall be prepared to take up the PK lifestyle again once Darkfall is released.
-RAoV members shall not cry, pancake, moan, or complain about getting rolled in PvP.
-RAoV members shall not engage in public displays of retardedness...unless, of course, it's funny.
-RAoV members shall not engage in /tell wars or forum wars...unless, of course, it's funny.
-RAoV members shall not scream in The Sacred Ventrilo Channels. Ever.
In summary, RAoV members are expected to be competent pvpers, team players, and all-around swell people.
Take pride in your skills, for thou hast just read The Charter of All Charters. If thou doth want membership in RAoV, thou shast posteth thou's wish on the http://pixelcrack.net 's forumeths.
Oh, what really sets us apart from other gaming groups is that we're just WAY ****ing cooler than they are. Seriously. No joke.
Author's note: RAoV is currently playing Warhammer Online on the Monolith Server. RAoV is the premiere Order guild in WAR, tbh.
::tense filled pause::
An All-You-Can-Eat-Buffet! You know, down there...
As they revelled in the glory of their Down There'ness, they composed The Charter of All Charters. It read, and still reads, as follows:
On this day, the day you are reading this, RAoV doth give it's members these here guidelines for mass online gameplay -
-RAoV Members shall be over the age of 18 in real life.
-RAoV Members shall register @ http://pixelcrack.net
-RAoV members shall use ventrilo when grouped with other RAoV members.
-RAoV members shall be competent at playing their respective character.
-RAoV members shall be aggressive in their PvP style and shall never utter the words "I Can't".
-RAoV members shall defend their mates in battle until they are victorious or every last RAoVer is dead, dead, dead.
-RAoV members shall be an asset to RAoV, not a liability.
-RAoV members shall be team oriented and be able to learn from their mistakes.
-RAoV members shall be prepared to take up the PK lifestyle again once Darkfall is released.
-RAoV members shall not cry, pancake, moan, or complain about getting rolled in PvP.
-RAoV members shall not engage in public displays of retardedness...unless, of course, it's funny.
-RAoV members shall not engage in /tell wars or forum wars...unless, of course, it's funny.
-RAoV members shall not scream in The Sacred Ventrilo Channels. Ever.
In summary, RAoV members are expected to be competent pvpers, team players, and all-around swell people.
Take pride in your skills, for thou hast just read The Charter of All Charters. If thou doth want membership in RAoV, thou shast posteth thou's wish on the http://pixelcrack.net 's forumeths.
Oh, what really sets us apart from other gaming groups is that we're just WAY ****ing cooler than they are. Seriously. No joke.
Author's note: RAoV is currently playing Warhammer Online on the Monolith Server. RAoV is the premiere Order guild in WAR, tbh.