Price Check: Power Hammer of Troll Squashing

[Sam the Scribe]

Hi, I've been looking for a Power Hammer of Troll Squashing. I got back from Luna but didnt see any on the vendors. Not even the vendors that dupe everything... How much do these cost and where can I get one?

Safe Travels, Sam

 

[Wolfthistle]

They're pretty expensive, I hear... I might be able to find you one on the blackmarket though... *scurries away to the back room of The Pirates Plunder in Bucs Den to find one*

I'll get back to you.

Wolfthistle.

 

[Guest]

Actually, I believe it's "Troll Slaughter".

 

[Babble]

Pffff, those don't work anyway!

 

[Guest]

I have one. *nods*

 

[Babble]

Liar

 

[Guest]

*squashes* Well, it does not work here. Come see me on Siege. Though I will admit to leaving some trolls out to hang them selves. Who loves ya baby?

 

[Babble]

Pfff, I smell a trap!
*nod* *nod*

*keeps escape way to bridge in sight and makes a funny face at kelmo*

 

[Sam the Scribe]

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*squashes* Well, it does not work here....

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You need 90 Weapons Skill and 70 Tactics for the special attacks.

Safe Travels, Sam

 

[Guest]

Mhm, no, you just need to know the words of powah...
Edit: I prefer axes anyway

 

[Fayled Dhreams]

hummm actually ... I believe what you'd want to hunt up ...
Would basically be a Repond class weapon ... (Super slayer ... wider selection of "trolls" affected)

Combat Style(Melee, Archery, Magery) dependant ... of course.

I can't recall if any "Power" version's spawned during the last couple of scenario's/invasions (Maginacia, Ophidians)
Pretty sure ... you can't craft it ...
Slim possibility you could enhance a base "Power" weapon ... upto SuperSlayer Status..
(attempt Might respond with "already enhanced" or the ever familiar "catastrophic failure")

Oh! You mean for "A" forum or "All" forums ???

heeeere's the begining of That Quest
(or: Orvago career counseling / screening)

G'Huntinggg

 

[Tazar]

Posting on the Stratics Forums... Free

Playing UO on a 90-day game time code... $38.99

Squashing Trolls on U-Hall... PRICELESS!

(now if I could just remember what commercial that's from, I could finish this advertising name brand recognition marketing assessment... lol)

 

[Guest]

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hummm actually ... I believe what you'd want to hunt up ...
Would basically be a Repond class weapon ... (Super slayer ... wider selection of "trolls" affected)

Combat Style(Melee, Archery, Magery) dependant ... of course.

I can't recall if any "Power" version's spawned during the last couple of scenario's/invasions (Maginacia, Ophidians)
Pretty sure ... you can't craft it ...
Slim possibility you could enhance a base "Power" weapon ... upto SuperSlayer Status..
(attempt Might respond with "already enhanced" or the ever familiar "catastrophic failure")

Oh! You mean for "A" forum or "All" forums ???

heeeere's the begining of That Quest
(or: Orvago career counseling / screening)

G'Huntinggg

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Once again, you make absolutely no sense, but I did catch this...

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Slim possibility you could enhance a base "Power" weapon ... upto SuperSlayer Status..

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Here ya go...

Bronze enhanced mystic

 

[Guest]

Some trolls are a bit tougher. You need special weapons for them. *nods*

 

[Guest]

See? Homer is one of the hardiest trolls known. It takes special skills and weapons to deal with his sort. *winks*

 

[Guest]

Hey, what can I say? I'm direct and to the point. I'll tell you what I think, just ask! A more agreeable troll cannot be found!

Some of them you have to read between the lines a bit more, however

 

[Guest]

*smiles*

 

[Paris_Hilton]

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Hi, I've been looking for a Power Hammer of Troll Squashing. I got back from Luna but didnt see any on the vendors. Not even the vendors that dupe everything... How much do these cost and where can I get one?

Safe Travels, Sam

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Personally I would prefer a Power 'Pick of Pom-Pom Pulverizing.



Cheerleader trolls...



*shivers*

 

[Guest]

Ya know ... if I wasn't wiping soda off the monitor I'd be cussing you and Sam out. Stop it please. It's a waste of good corn syrup and my sides are aching from laughter.

Thank you ... and message was brought to you by the letter "V" for vanquishing.

 

[Sam the Scribe]

Im ready! Where do I sign up!!!

 

[LAH Architect]

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Posting on the Stratics Forums... Free

Playing UO on a 90-day game time code... $38.99

Squashing Trolls on U-Hall... PRICELESS!

(now if I could just remember what commercial that's from, I could finish this advertising name brand recognition marketing assessment... lol)

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Mastercard ?

 

[imported_Lariat]

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Posting on the Stratics Forums... Free

Playing UO on a 90-day game time code... $38.99

Squashing Trolls on U-Hall... PRICELESS!

(now if I could just remember what commercial that's from, I could finish this advertising name brand recognition marketing assessment... lol)

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There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's Mastercard.

 

[Guest]

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Personally I would prefer a Power 'Pick of Pom-Pom Pulverizing.

Cheerleader trolls...

*shivers*

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:rops the pom poms and quickly steps away:::


who me?