We hadn't been to sea to long when our lookout, Charles Hunter spoted the Dread Pirate Lover Grip Drosselmeyer.
We pulled into his mid-ship and fired our Big Gun of the bow blowing her wide open. Then after a few more of the same we lowered our long boat and boarded her.
We now more than made quick repairs and we ran into Dread Pirate"Lone Powder Tempest and his Orcish crew. We gave him a couple of good broadsides and swung over to board his ship when up popped more of his crew from aft. They gave us a few shots and as we dispatched thems that hurt our beloved, "Lady Doom", we made them pay dearly for each canon hole in us.
Our adventures contuned all that ther month 'O May with the sinking and capture of Dread Pirates:
Drunk Grip Dudley;
Burning Grip Infinity;
Fat Pants Sirius, (I happen to like that ther name,
Peg Patch Micheal;
and Drunk Tongue Heather.
All which were dispatched along with ther pirate crews by the following band of pirates.
And with this I will again, ask ye to speak well of the United Pirate Crew.
Yers truly, Blind Tom,[UP]
Well, our United Pirate crew of fine salts all, The updated Offical Roster includes:
Trilleon O'Dare,(First Mate)
Cold Steel,(Top Gunner's Mate, Forward Canon)
Loggins, ( Captain's Hand and Second Mate)
Iron Davy Flint
Capt Jack Black
Blind Tom Pirate,(Black Market Propritor)
Trinsic,( Beloved Captain of the United Pirate Crew)
Red John Rackham
Philocates,( Ships Navigator)
Captain Sinbad, (Ships Captain)
Legolas - the other one know as the one eyed mate.
Kat, (Ship Captain)