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damn kelmo, weak lyric...
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Fanta(Siege)
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OOOH ye best give kitty a stern talking to. 
Catz have to fathom the possible consequences of their pking actions.
Our cat brung us gifts of dead rodent when he was not eating them.
And then he progressed to pking lil Mississippi Mocking birdies.
He brung me some feathers and guts one day as his trophies.
But them lil crafter birdies were not amused at fatcat the birdy pk !
Nay....from that day forward, for the rest of fatcat's life, all the mockingbirds dive bombed our cat in the back yard.
One day he had to go in for stitches over his eye....from F-18 fighter bomber Mississippi Mockingbird attack gankins'.
So let ye kitty know, sometimes what goes around comes around in this world, that sometimes the innocent prey, form a posse on kittenz, and the pking kitty can become wounded, badly !
Catz have to fathom the possible consequences of their pking actions.
Our cat brung us gifts of dead rodent when he was not eating them.
And then he progressed to pking lil Mississippi Mocking birdies.
He brung me some feathers and guts one day as his trophies.
But them lil crafter birdies were not amused at fatcat the birdy pk !
Nay....from that day forward, for the rest of fatcat's life, all the mockingbirds dive bombed our cat in the back yard.
One day he had to go in for stitches over his eye....from F-18 fighter bomber Mississippi Mockingbird attack gankins'.
So let ye kitty know, sometimes what goes around comes around in this world, that sometimes the innocent prey, form a posse on kittenz, and the pking kitty can become wounded, badly !
my cat has brought many pets to the door
birds
mice
rats
frogs
lizards
snakes
rabbits
dragonflys
*and a stray girlfriend*
here cat is with a bag he couldnt get off him
cats is on his 5th life as he got hit by 2 cars and fell 25 feet off house balcony (once onto the dog hehe)
birds
mice
rats
frogs
lizards
snakes
rabbits
dragonflys
*and a stray girlfriend*
here cat is with a bag he couldnt get off him
cats is on his 5th life as he got hit by 2 cars and fell 25 feet off house balcony (once onto the dog hehe)
This would not please Darwin.
That looks like my Aunt's cat named Boner!my cat has brought many pets to the door
birds
mice
rats
frogs
lizards
snakes
rabbits
dragonflys
*and a stray girlfriend*
here cat is with a bag he couldnt get off him
cats is on his 5th life as he got hit by 2 cars and fell 25 feet off house balcony (once onto the dog hehe)
LOL Her son is the one who named the cat. She had no idea about the slang meaning of that word until many many years later and she was highly embarrassed when someone finally clued her in!
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Sweeney
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Don't make me search for South Park pics.. "I've got a raging clue right now."
Kat you must be about my age... there are too many obscure references I make that you understand. And so many more that you dont. Hmm.
Kat you must be about my age... there are too many obscure references I make that you understand. And so many more that you dont. Hmm.