Orcish Poem Contest

[Agustus]

Hear ye, Hear ye oh ugly and smelly orcs (humans also)! Do you have the talent to write a poem? Reply here with your submission and you may win the following:

First place prize ...

Second place prize ...

Third place prize ...

Rules
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[*]Limit 1 poem per person (you may edit it, I will read final poem at end of contest)
[*]Submit in orcish language and it's english translation
[*]Creativity
[*]Originality (no googling!)

Contest will end Monday, August 21, 2006 @ 6pm EST

Winners will be chosen by me and a secret judge.

Let the mayhem, I mean the contest begin!

 

[absimiliard]

Meeb tink dis kondesd rilly dum
Uruk nub mak poem
Uruk onli humm!

Do tink so muj mak meeb hed ake
Zo meeb find yuu zun
Den yuu legz meeb brak!

Dis idee dum, meeb tink yuu zee
Now meeb go find trone
Meeb need do pee!

(Trans: by Lindisfarne)
I think this contest's very dumb,
Orcs don't sing poems,
they only humm!

To think so much makes my head ache,
So I'll find you soon,
Then your legs I'll break!

This idea was dumb, I think you see.
So now I'll go find Lord British's throne,
I need to pee!



-abs

<edit> If I win with this little piece of tripe . . . . 1. God help us all cause we ain't poets, this poem sucks. 2. Give my winnings to Mo'gluk, I don't do "orcy" stuff. </edit>

 

[Sergul'zan_SP]

How is it that award #3 is far more appealing than awards #1 and 2?

 

[Ginsu-SP]

Nar Mat Kordh-ishi

Nar mat kordh-ishi
Nar mat kordh-ishi
Nagraufom nalt lat madh ofl uruk
Mirdautas vras!
Nar mat kordh-ishi

Nar mat kordh-ishi
Nar mat kordh-ishi
Eben iv dat breedur bubhosh
Lat hab lul gijak-ishi?
Nar mat kordh-ishi

Nar mat kordh-ishi
Nar mat kordh-ishi
Lat pi tu shum cidur
Cidur mabas lufut!
Nar mat kordh-ishi

Hoowah!

(Translation)

Do Not Die In Bed

Do not die in bed
Do not die in bed
Rise up you big strong orc
Today is a good day to kill!
Do not die in bed

Do not die in bed
Do not die in bed
Even if that girl is hawt
You have flowers in your blood?
Do not die in bed

Do not die in bed
Do not die in bed
You drink too much cider
Cider after war!
Do not die in bed

Yay!

Cheers!

 

[Dor of Sonoma]

I am in love with this thread.

 

[fantastique]

Spoken like a true Orc. One for all and all for One!!

May your feet always stay warm and sheets never get cold.

 

[Spree]

I have only on English I need help converting it to Orkish.

? Okie Okie Okie !!!
I come here today to play ?
? Okie Okie Okie !!!
I did not come here to slay ?


? Frightened Little Okie why do you run away
Good bye Frightened Little Orkie I just come here to play ?

? Hello Big Ork Brutie I just come here to play
Good bye Big Ork Brutie you hit to hard to play ?

? Naughty Golden Chopper just hit me with his Axe
Good bye Naughty Golden Chopper I just come here to play ?

? Okie Okie Scouter do not stealth away
Good bye Okie Okie Scouter I just come here to play ?

? Bomber Bomber Orkie please do blow me away
Good bye Bomber Bomber Orkie I just come here to play ?

? Hello Magic Okie don't hit me with a spell
Good bye Magic Orkie I just come here to play ?

? Lordie Lordie Okie how are you today?
Good bye Lordie Orkie I just come here to play ?

? Orkie Okie Captain will you walk this way
Good bye Orkie Captain I just come here to play ?

? Okie Okie Okie !!! you are so very cute
Okie Okie Okie !!!I just come here to play ?

 

[imported_mo'gluk]

ukee meeb need tink ov bubhosh skribble.....




anyone smell smoke?..........

 

[Agustus]

Consider this a bump ... 3 more days to submit/edit your poem!

You noticed an orc trying to write a poem ...Gah! Me nub gud et diz. Gah!You noticed that orc jumping wildly and screaming loudly ...

 

[imported_SavageSP]

wut?

 

[Crunch VmP]

this particular poem is a Limerick that i created in fourth grade

There was a boy named Fred
He had a big fat head
he picked his nose, had furry toes
and his hair was really red.

 

[imported_mo'gluk]

wut iz limerlik ??? meeb skribble lat poum in uruk fer all da oomies tu see.....



der wuz dis oomie, hiz nam' wuz fred
agh hiz noggin wuz bubhosh
agh him pik'd hiz schnoz, agh him hav furri paws
but him hiz fur wuz da colur uv bluud

dis nub bad oome skribble meeb like it lat hav ani udders???

 

[imported_SavageSP]

Savage Night -(very poor Orcish)

Tran, Tran, id matz meeb Bran

Fug, Qwak, Magru-strik, Bak

Wat agan ula c ulga gan

Skil'z ib bubhosh, iz tran'n meeb hat

Be'fur meeb dun meeb neeb dub pont ash

Lod da bordz, send da Q

Wat bra dem ula blah ula lat

Lod da Pak

Cek da mak'z

Thrak da gat

Bra Magru ula kabu

Skil'z ib bubhosh, iz tran'n meeb hat

Savage Night -(poetry??)

Train, Train, it kills my Brain

Hide, Quake, Deathstrike, Bake

Wait again to see my Gain

The Skill is Great, its the Training I hate

Before Im done I must see two point one

Load the Boards, send the Q

Wait for someone to reply to you

Load the Pack

Check the Mac's

Run the Gates

For Death to make

The Skill is Great, its the Training I hate!

 

[BennosMorales]

Tell me the "Orc's" aren't going to let the "Savages" win an Orc Poem contest!?!



*looks over his shoulder, takes a sip of ale and continues plotting coordinates*

 

[Feyre]

Noone ever said orcs were good linguists..

 

[Agustus]

Bump, less than 22 hours left ...

 

[Agustus]

Contest Ends in 5 1/2 hours!

 

[Agustus]

The winners of the orcish poetry contest are:

[*]1st place goes to SavageSP (prize given)
[*]2nd place goes to absimiliard
[*]3rd place goes to Ginsu-SP

Please icq (pigeon) me at 233-500-055 to pick up your prize. I pm'd the winners with a secret word so I know you are the right person.