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adester

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So are they replacing the plutonium for the flux capacitor or what?:gee:
 

Black Sun

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You think UO is that high tech? No, it's new cedar chips for the hamsters and shiny new running wheels.
 

watchertoo

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Wait a second... I thought this was an upgrade!?!?! We should get guinea pigs at least...
 
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Delin Quent

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Guinea pigs had a very bad experience working on the Everquest servers years ago. They won't work for game companies.
 

Arcus

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Hamsters? I thought they were microraptors
 

MalagAste

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I'm certain it's a change of woodchips and instead of one hamster per shard we now get two hamsters.

Though they should use tarantula's. They are much much faster.
 
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adester

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I can't be mad with double the efficience.

I just hope they get along then.
 

Lady Michelle

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I heared they are morphin hamsters [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hse1btS7jR0&feature=related[/YOUTUBE]
 

Zosimus

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You are all wrong. I posted this on another topic in the Baja forums. They got rid of the real hamster and upgraded to a Zhu Zhu Pet :p
 
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Salya Sin

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You are all wrong. I posted this on another topic in the Baja forums. They got rid of the real hamster and upgraded to a Zhu Zhu Pet :p
No! Aren't those things toxic? I remember a recall around Christmas? That's just what we need... the EPA and OSHA shutting us down for unsafe working conditions... Maybe that is EA's new plan. No Layoffs, poisoning is cheaper.
 

Dermott of LS

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Nah, you have it ALL wrong, they are streamlining server running processes so that all manual labor is performed by a single Australian man.
 

Entheeya

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Is this the same Australian man that got drunk and tried to ride the Alligator a
few days ago ????


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Nah, you have it ALL wrong, they are streamlining server running processes so that all manual labor is performed by a single Australian man.
 

Lady Storm

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To be honest they changed out the mice and wheel 4 -6 years ago. and as of last look the new Dual Hamster wheel and ultralush cedar bedding with salt lick was installed.
I think they went with the new No Touch systen litter changer. The Gold dual Hamster wheel 6000 with the new auto feeder and water fountain. The hang up was geting the 2 new hamsters in it.
 
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