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Ok who killed the hampsters?

Lady Storm

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Ok its official the hamsters were on protest break.....
They wanted a new larger flat screen tv in the office wheel for full viewing, better lunch room offerings and better snacks in the break rooms vendor machine.
Lead hamster was happy to report they got their demans before the masses went full withdrawal of the game.
EA/Broadsword officials were not available for comments....
 

Pawain

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Ok its official the hamsters were on protest break.....
They wanted a new larger flat screen tv in the office wheel for full viewing, better lunch room offerings and better snacks in the break rooms vendor machine.
Lead hamster was happy to report they got their demans before the masses went full withdrawal of the game.
EA/Broadsword officials were not available for comments....

Looks like they got Pizza too.
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Slayvite

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*see's hamsters slacking again, plans next disruption*
 

Lady Storm

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No your not getting back that hard to see bird, so give it up.
As for the hamsters .... union boss said any harassment with that bird will end their contract operations... then see how far you get with a non working entry....

My advice: quit while your ahead kiddo
 
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