(OT) Noobs still welcome?

[Sloan]

So a funny thing happened on the way to the store.... I was abducted by evil alien vampire ninja pirate midget porn stars and forced into slavery to work for the evil Zaphod Beeblebrox.

hehehe.... Hi everyone... good to see some old faces are still around. Missed a lot of you. Hope everyone is doing well.

 

[Arradin]

So a funny thing happened on the way to the store.... I was abducted by evil alien vampire ninja pirate midget porn stars and forced into slavery to work for the evil Zaphod Beeblebrox.

hehehe.... Hi everyone... good to see some old faces are still around. Missed a lot of you. Hope everyone is doing well.

Wut?

and..

Who r u ?

 

[Xavier_SP]

SLOANAGE!!!! whats up? how have you been? and when are you coming back to me?

 

[kelmo]

*jaw drops* Sloanie! *hugs*

 

[IanJames]

Wow!

 

[Wulf2k]

Hey, I remember Sloan....

 

[AEowynSP]

Sloan I remeber you too. Please come back.

 

[Sloan]

Yall are gonna make me tear up over here. Damn I've missed you guys.

*extra squeeze to Kelmo* Glad to see you are still holding down the fort.

 

[Skylark SP]

I'm gonna go with my standard response in these cases. How do we know this isn't a fake Sloan?

-Skylark

 

[kelmo]

*blushes* You have missed so much... Just me. A three legged cat. My ingame wedding. Trying to rebuild Iantown part two. Not really succeeding. Getting my first castle. Modding Uhall and every where else... Becoming an "honorary" co GM of NEW. (I try but I am so busy), My RL son is getting married in days. Gah! So much.

I thought of you often, my friend... I own the Port of Umbra now. It continues in the fashion you imagined.

 

[Patty Pickaxe]

SLOAN!!!! *big hug* I'm glad you have dropped by!!! You have been misssed!! I was so worried when The Port was suddenly gone. It was rebuilt and I maintained it for awhile, but as kelmo stated it is now in his hands.

How is life treating you?

 

[Sloan]

I'm gonna go with my standard response in these cases. How do we know this isn't a fake Sloan?

-Skylark

Good question... hmmm... how do I verify that I am the Sloan some of you remember.
1. Relvinian brought me into UO after watching him play the game.
2. Kelmo and I met in minoc when we were both just wee noobs.
3. Pixie was my first GM in PAG! (miss my PAG family)
4. Became a shard reporter along with my usually dead chicken BBQ.
5. Organized Girls Night Out which I still have photos of. Loved the pink orcs and ogre
6. Held several tournaments at The Yard in Umbra.
7. Maintained the Port of Umbra for helping players.
8. And this just in... DNA from Jerry Springer identifies me as 99.9999% to be who I say I am

It would be hard for me to list all the great times and memories I have of playing with everyone.

 

[Sloan]

@ Kelmo - Wow!! congratulations!! and to think.. I had to convince you to become sp mod hehe
I remember talking to you about this great town you wanted to build when we first met! It's amazing to see how far you have come!
Thank you for taking over The Port! I'm glad to see it's still useful to so many.
@ Patty - Good to see you are still around! - I'll never forget the NYC dave & busters party!
@ AEowyn - I remember you too
@ Wolf - who?!?! wut?!?!?! really?!?!?! lmao jk... good to see you too
@ Xav - *big hugs* missed you lots!

 

[Petra Fyde]

Glad to see you here

 

[kelmo]

Patty was adamant about the port being maintained. She made me take it over...

 

[FrejaSP]

Hi Sloan, good to hear from you

 

[Sloan]

FREJA!!! holy crap!!! this woman scared the bejeesus out of me when I first met her!!

*hugs* good times good times

 

[Patty Pickaxe]

Good times at the NYC meet up! We still have our shirts!

 

[Scuzzlebutt]

Sloanie!!! Jesus it is awesome to hear from you! Something told me I should lurk the boards to day and see what was going down. I knew that Alien ninja pirates were involved, but I didnt know they were in cahoots with the midget vampires.

 

[HaHa]

Heya Sloan. Hopefully the midgets took it easy on you and weren't what some would call "tripods."

 

[HaHa]

Speaking of though, is it still ok to say midgets? Or is it vertically challenged? Or little persons? Or mini-men? Is stubby derogatory? God so many questions.

 

[QueenZen]

Hi Sloan.

How are the kids and lil grandkiddos ?


I still have the very first ever pink lady's night out sash in my *memoribilia* of Siege/people gone/events of Siege sorta collections.

 

[FrejaSP]

FREJA!!! holy crap!!! this woman scared the bejeesus out of me when I first met her!!

*hugs* good times good times

I don't scare many now, I turned blue as it now is impossible to find enough visible travelers to keep my red skin.

I sure miss being red, I really enjoyed see the fear, in the eyes of young travelers, when they saw my color. Some had hard choose if they should stay or run. Even in a online game, you can smell their fear

 

[Sloan]

@ Butters - zomg!! good to see you are still kicking it around here
@ haha - they are more gentle then you would first suspect
@ QZ - my babies are getting big. I have 3 now.
@ Freja - hehe I have faith you will be red again

 

[Chardonnay]

So a funny thing happened on the way to the store.... I was abducted by evil alien vampire ninja pirate midget porn stars and forced into slavery to work for the evil Zaphod Beeblebrox.

hehehe.... Hi everyone... good to see some old faces are still around. Missed a lot of you. Hope everyone is doing well.

I missed you!

P.S. Where the **** you been?

 

[Sloan]

Missed you too
Mostly been hiding under that rock over there

Without getting too personal.... I just had a lot going on in RL.

 

[Chardonnay]

Missed you too
Mostly been hiding under that rock over there

Without getting too personal.... I just had a lot going on in RL.

Chek joo pervert messajeez...

 

[Tiberius]

Sup, I think I may remember you...

 

[Sloan]

TIBS!!!!! of course I remember you

I remember when you left sp. Glad to see you came back.
I might come back in another month or so. I still have a lot I need to work out first.

@ chard - replied back

 

[Kat]

Howdy, Sloan! Good to see ya peeking in on us again!

 

[Zippididooda]

hiya Sloan, its your old neighbor Zerial, hope your well, I guess Kelmo is my neighbor now

 

[Sloan]

@kat - *hugs*

@Zerial - you ever gonna sell me your house? lmao

 

[Hera - Siege]

Wowzers, blast from the past!

Enough to get me out of 'lurk mode' and actually post!

Glad to see you made your way back, if only to say Hi...

-H