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</td><td></td> </tr> <tr> <td> <font face="Arial" size="5" style="font-weight:bold; color:Red">S</font>iege is a dangerous place, indeed, especially when one cannot see it.
The thing is, I seem to have *ahem* misplaced a lot of reporters lately, somehow.
Beatrice suggests that I might want to change my socks, or perhaps pay Buccaneer's Den facilities a visit more than twice a year, but I laugh at such suggestions!
No, it seems to me that this must be the most dangerous, the most challenging of tasks!
A task so daunting, even the bravest warriors of the land have to think not twice, but three times, before approaching it!
A task which I, in all due modesty, face regularly! So, you say, am I not up to the task? Of course I am!
However, since I need to sleep for at least part of the day, I require assistance with the reporting!
Sooner or later, the air will be filled with the anguished howls of those who are deprived of their news - and this cannot be!
And so, while I wait for good Masou to come off life support, after a misleading tip lead him to a nest of ancient wyrms, rather than a story,
I have dusted off this scroll, and present it here to you!
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</td> <td bgcolor="black"></td> </tr> <tr> <td bgcolor="black"></td> <td><font color="white"> Are your shoes worn thin from traveling from town to town?
Is your voice hoarse and sore from speaking with citizens across Britannia?
Have a knack for putting pen to paper and writing an excellent story?
Then perhaps UO Stratics' Siege Perilous News Page is the place where you can not only show off your talent,
but also help bring the community together with interesting, exciting stories and news items about Siege Perilous and her citizens.
UO Stratics is currently looking for active, talented citizens of Siege to add to our team of Ultima Online reporters.
As a volunteer you are required to:
* Be a competent writer.
* Be an active, knowledgeable member of the Siege Perilous community.
* Be willing to attend events and quests, interview VIPs, report news of interest to the community.
* Be able to dedicate a minimum of six hours per week to writing and/or posting news items.
* Make regular posts onto the Siege Perilous News.
* Accept occasional article assignments from your Shard News Manager.
* Have a familiarity with basic HTML.
* Be pro-active.
Does the above describe you? Then what are you waiting for???
Apply... right now... do not hesitate!
Simply send off your answers to the questions in the box below, either via e-mail to [email protected],
or in a PM to "El of LA" (or Blind Otto) with "Siege Perilous Reporter Application" as the subject.
Please note, if your sample is lengthy, email is recommended, due to the limitations on PM size.
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</td> <td bgcolor="black"></td> </tr> <tr> <td background="http://uo.stratics.com/newspics/siege/scroll_middle_left.jpg"></td> <td> <table border="1" width="90%" align="center" bgcolor="white" style="color:Black" bordercolor="gold"> <tr> <td> Please list your:
1. Real name.
2. Age. In human years, please. Not orcish years, wolf years, etc.
3. Contact e-mail address.
4. ICQ, AIM, MSN number (if applicable).
5. Stratics username and UO character name (this must be the character name you will be reporting with).
Also, please
6. Rate your HTML knowledge from 1-10, where 1 is poor and 10 is phenomenal.
7. Answer this: Why do you wish to be a shard reporter for UO Stratics?
8. Include a brief writing sample, no more than 500 words (no attachments).
9. Send us any questions you have on the position or responsibilities! </td> </tr> </table> </td> <td bgcolor="black"></td> </tr> <tr> <td bgcolor="black"></td> <td align="center">
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Feeling a bit daunted by a 'full' reporting role, but would still like to give it a try?
Well, perhaps one of these would suit you more!
If you see a position which would interest you below, please send the same
information as requested above, but add the following line at the top of your message:
<font face="MS Sans Serif" color="lime">"Blind Otto's Siege Specialist Scheme"</font>
Also indicate which position you would be interested in.
If you can think of a reporting style that you would enjoy, and think you can
turn in articles of that nature at least once a month, then let me know!
These are intended to be 'micro reporting' jobs,
with a smaller time commitment than the 'jack of all trades' reporting positions.
</font> </td> </tr> </table> <table border="1" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="1" width="100%" bgcolor="black" style="font-family:Arial; color:WhiteSmoke" bordercolor="Gold" align="center"> <tr><td> </td> <td valign="top"><font color="white"> Siege War Reporter
Do you enjoy life in the trenches, but more as an observer than a fighter?
Do you speak fluent OooOOooo?
Can you report on battles in an impartial, unbiased manner?
Can you sneak behind enemy lines, to provide coverage of ongoing feuds, wars, and mud wrestling?
If so, a career as a Stratics diplomat awaits you!
Apply today!</font> </td> <td valign="top"><font color="white"> Siege Cultural Reporter
You have an eye for smartly dressed citizens?
You notice and appreciate fine works of architecture and decor?
You are the person who is forever opening peoples paperdolls,
and reading their profiles?
We need a voyeur like you!
Apply today!</font> </td><td> </td> </tr> <tr><td> </td> <td valign="top"><font color="white"> Siege Gossip Columnist
Aha! Now here's a job with a bit of meat on it!
However, tis not as easy as you might think!
If you have an ear for juicy gossip,
but ALSO have the tact and diplomacy to remain within the
RoC, then this is the job for you!
This is not a 'licence to flame', but rather
a chance to inform all and sundry of those little
secrets that you heard lurking in the back corner of
Krystal's house!
(wiretaps not provided.) </font> </td> <td valign="top"><font color="white"> Siege Advice Manager
Are you broad shouldered, and don't mind getting them damp?
Do you have a lightning quick wit, and a heart of lead?
Can you dish out advice on all topics, from romance to raids?
Then we need you!
Have your dreams come true, as Siege's own agony aunt,
and get a smidgeon of respect for putting up with everyone's constant complaining!</font> </td><td> </td> </tr> </table> <table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" bgcolor="black" style="color:White; font-family:Arial"> <tr> <td align="center">
</td> </tr> </table> <table border="0" width="100%" bgcolor="black" style="color:MintCream; font-family:Times New Roman; font-size:small"> <tr> <td><font color="white"> DISCLAIMER
Proven terrorists, ghost cams, convicted criminals, anyone without access to a computer, folks with a long history of RoC violations, and people with 'I heart Trammel' tattoos need not apply. We will, however, consider mass murderering PKs, attempted PKs, PK haters, and PK victims.</font>
P.S. I hate NewsPro. So will you. *grins* </td> </tr> </table>


The thing is, I seem to have *ahem* misplaced a lot of reporters lately, somehow.
Beatrice suggests that I might want to change my socks, or perhaps pay Buccaneer's Den facilities a visit more than twice a year, but I laugh at such suggestions!
No, it seems to me that this must be the most dangerous, the most challenging of tasks!
A task so daunting, even the bravest warriors of the land have to think not twice, but three times, before approaching it!
A task which I, in all due modesty, face regularly! So, you say, am I not up to the task? Of course I am!
However, since I need to sleep for at least part of the day, I require assistance with the reporting!
Sooner or later, the air will be filled with the anguished howls of those who are deprived of their news - and this cannot be!
And so, while I wait for good Masou to come off life support, after a misleading tip lead him to a nest of ancient wyrms, rather than a story,
I have dusted off this scroll, and present it here to you!
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Is your voice hoarse and sore from speaking with citizens across Britannia?
Have a knack for putting pen to paper and writing an excellent story?
Then perhaps UO Stratics' Siege Perilous News Page is the place where you can not only show off your talent,
but also help bring the community together with interesting, exciting stories and news items about Siege Perilous and her citizens.
UO Stratics is currently looking for active, talented citizens of Siege to add to our team of Ultima Online reporters.
As a volunteer you are required to:
* Be a competent writer.
* Be an active, knowledgeable member of the Siege Perilous community.
* Be willing to attend events and quests, interview VIPs, report news of interest to the community.
* Be able to dedicate a minimum of six hours per week to writing and/or posting news items.
* Make regular posts onto the Siege Perilous News.
* Accept occasional article assignments from your Shard News Manager.
* Have a familiarity with basic HTML.
* Be pro-active.
Does the above describe you? Then what are you waiting for???
Apply... right now... do not hesitate!
Simply send off your answers to the questions in the box below, either via e-mail to [email protected],
or in a PM to "El of LA" (or Blind Otto) with "Siege Perilous Reporter Application" as the subject.
Please note, if your sample is lengthy, email is recommended, due to the limitations on PM size.
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1. Real name.
2. Age. In human years, please. Not orcish years, wolf years, etc.
3. Contact e-mail address.
4. ICQ, AIM, MSN number (if applicable).
5. Stratics username and UO character name (this must be the character name you will be reporting with).
Also, please
6. Rate your HTML knowledge from 1-10, where 1 is poor and 10 is phenomenal.
7. Answer this: Why do you wish to be a shard reporter for UO Stratics?
8. Include a brief writing sample, no more than 500 words (no attachments).
9. Send us any questions you have on the position or responsibilities! </td> </tr> </table> </td> <td bgcolor="black"></td> </tr> <tr> <td bgcolor="black"></td> <td align="center">

Feeling a bit daunted by a 'full' reporting role, but would still like to give it a try?
Well, perhaps one of these would suit you more!
If you see a position which would interest you below, please send the same
information as requested above, but add the following line at the top of your message:
<font face="MS Sans Serif" color="lime">"Blind Otto's Siege Specialist Scheme"</font>
Also indicate which position you would be interested in.
If you can think of a reporting style that you would enjoy, and think you can
turn in articles of that nature at least once a month, then let me know!
These are intended to be 'micro reporting' jobs,
with a smaller time commitment than the 'jack of all trades' reporting positions.
</font> </td> </tr> </table> <table border="1" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="1" width="100%" bgcolor="black" style="font-family:Arial; color:WhiteSmoke" bordercolor="Gold" align="center"> <tr><td> </td> <td valign="top"><font color="white"> Siege War Reporter
Do you enjoy life in the trenches, but more as an observer than a fighter?
Do you speak fluent OooOOooo?
Can you report on battles in an impartial, unbiased manner?
Can you sneak behind enemy lines, to provide coverage of ongoing feuds, wars, and mud wrestling?
If so, a career as a Stratics diplomat awaits you!
Apply today!</font> </td> <td valign="top"><font color="white"> Siege Cultural Reporter
You have an eye for smartly dressed citizens?
You notice and appreciate fine works of architecture and decor?
You are the person who is forever opening peoples paperdolls,
and reading their profiles?
We need a voyeur like you!
Apply today!</font> </td><td> </td> </tr> <tr><td> </td> <td valign="top"><font color="white"> Siege Gossip Columnist
Aha! Now here's a job with a bit of meat on it!
However, tis not as easy as you might think!
If you have an ear for juicy gossip,
but ALSO have the tact and diplomacy to remain within the
RoC, then this is the job for you!
This is not a 'licence to flame', but rather
a chance to inform all and sundry of those little
secrets that you heard lurking in the back corner of
Krystal's house!
(wiretaps not provided.) </font> </td> <td valign="top"><font color="white"> Siege Advice Manager
Are you broad shouldered, and don't mind getting them damp?
Do you have a lightning quick wit, and a heart of lead?
Can you dish out advice on all topics, from romance to raids?
Then we need you!
Have your dreams come true, as Siege's own agony aunt,
and get a smidgeon of respect for putting up with everyone's constant complaining!</font> </td><td> </td> </tr> </table> <table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" bgcolor="black" style="color:White; font-family:Arial"> <tr> <td align="center">

Proven terrorists, ghost cams, convicted criminals, anyone without access to a computer, folks with a long history of RoC violations, and people with 'I heart Trammel' tattoos need not apply. We will, however, consider mass murderering PKs, attempted PKs, PK haters, and PK victims.</font>
P.S. I hate NewsPro. So will you. *grins* </td> </tr> </table>