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<table width="100%" align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="10" > <tr> <td align="center"><span><font size="24px">Castor Dead? Test Results Prove False</font></span></td> </tr> <tr valign="top"> <td>
UMBRA, MALAS, SIEGE PERILOUS -</p>
"You can't be dead you sexy animal!" exclaimed Zento's Mayor Pollux, as he threw himself upon the coffin in front of him. Mayor Pollux was extremely shocked to see what seemed to be the remains of his brother Castor, known as the infamous muscle throbbing vigilante of Siege Perilous.</p>
"I can't believe he's dead!" said Omni, guild member of TnT and bystander of the surprise funeral. "There's no way he can be dead all of a sudden. It's impossible, Castor just doesn't die!"</p>
Earlier, Umbra citizens were surprised to see the casket, seats, flowers, and podium near the moongate. Soon thereafter Umbra authorities were notified, and sent some guards and necromancers to observe the scene. "I've seen dead bodies," said one guard that was on patrol. "But I've never seen such an arrangement materialize all of a sudden like this in my whole career."</p>
After the funeral was held, Umbra's necromantic experts took the corpse as well as evidence in for testing. Other than the corpse, there were pieces of paper inside the coffin. Scrawled on one of the papers, was a note saying: "Rest in Pieces, Castor."</p>
The city's experts debated on the possible causes of death. Some thought that the overuse of parasitic poison killed him. Others believed the extreme amount of testosterone in Castor's system caused one of his muscles to pop, causing internal bleeding in the body. Since these "experts" were in constant debate, the authorities in charge decided to bring the case up to an independent, more specialized investigation group.</p>
The CSI: Sosaria team was brought up to take over investigation on the Castor death case. Over the course of several weeks, a lot of inconsistencies were found in authority reports, as well as evidence from the body.</p>
Thanks to the cooperation of Mayor Pollux, his blood sample was taken in to compare with the corpse. CSI: Sosaria has documented that Pollux's blood has 1/600th of the amount of male hormones and testosterone when compared to his brother Castor. With this, they found out that the corpse in question was way too close to Pollux's HTC (Hormone and Testosterone Count), therefore the corpse was a fraud. CSI: Sosaria was still investigating who was trying to play this practical joke, and who's corpse was inside the coffin. However, with the proof that Castor wasn't dead, it was decided that the case should become closed.</p>
The appropriate people related to the matter were all notified of the results, which brought relief to some and some expletives from others. Case closed.</p>
-Masuo Kenji, Siege Perilous News Reporter </p></td> </tr> </table>
UMBRA, MALAS, SIEGE PERILOUS -</p>
"You can't be dead you sexy animal!" exclaimed Zento's Mayor Pollux, as he threw himself upon the coffin in front of him. Mayor Pollux was extremely shocked to see what seemed to be the remains of his brother Castor, known as the infamous muscle throbbing vigilante of Siege Perilous.</p>
"I can't believe he's dead!" said Omni, guild member of TnT and bystander of the surprise funeral. "There's no way he can be dead all of a sudden. It's impossible, Castor just doesn't die!"</p>
Earlier, Umbra citizens were surprised to see the casket, seats, flowers, and podium near the moongate. Soon thereafter Umbra authorities were notified, and sent some guards and necromancers to observe the scene. "I've seen dead bodies," said one guard that was on patrol. "But I've never seen such an arrangement materialize all of a sudden like this in my whole career."</p>
After the funeral was held, Umbra's necromantic experts took the corpse as well as evidence in for testing. Other than the corpse, there were pieces of paper inside the coffin. Scrawled on one of the papers, was a note saying: "Rest in Pieces, Castor."</p>
The CSI: Sosaria team was brought up to take over investigation on the Castor death case. Over the course of several weeks, a lot of inconsistencies were found in authority reports, as well as evidence from the body.</p>
Thanks to the cooperation of Mayor Pollux, his blood sample was taken in to compare with the corpse. CSI: Sosaria has documented that Pollux's blood has 1/600th of the amount of male hormones and testosterone when compared to his brother Castor. With this, they found out that the corpse in question was way too close to Pollux's HTC (Hormone and Testosterone Count), therefore the corpse was a fraud. CSI: Sosaria was still investigating who was trying to play this practical joke, and who's corpse was inside the coffin. However, with the proof that Castor wasn't dead, it was decided that the case should become closed.</p>
The appropriate people related to the matter were all notified of the results, which brought relief to some and some expletives from others. Case closed.</p>
-Masuo Kenji, Siege Perilous News Reporter </p></td> </tr> </table>
