Guild Name: THIEF
Abbreviation: ^^
Guild Master: Chad Sexington
Website: www.uothief.com
Forums: forums
Purpose: Official bandage collectors of Napa. I mean stolen bandages... erm... uhm...
...
BEHIND YOU!
*runs off giggling like a girl*
Any fiction that may relate to the guild and its origins: Punch & Pie nights. 6:00pm EST.
---Company Policy---
1. Live by
The Code.
2. Snitching Policy: Don't do it. Thou shalt not snitch on guilds doing spawns.
3. Alternate Character Policy: Don't ask, don't tell if you don't want to.
4. Red Gate Policy: You see a red gate, you take it.
***Company Policy may change without proir notice at any time at my discretion. All members are required to pay an annual Chad fee in the form of 1000 stolen bandages. All members unable to do so will be subject to extreme measures. If you're "into" extreme measures, said member will not be subject to any measure of any sort of any kind and must stay 100 yards away from Chad Sexington at all times.
Guild Name: Men in Pink
Abbreviation: PINK
Guild Master: Laggy McLagerson (a.k.a. Chad Sexington)
Website: www.uothief.com
Forums: forums
Purpose: THIEF Recruitment Stone. To weed out the bad apples. Every once in a while I get a PM or ICQ from someone wanting to join the guild. Sometimes it works out fine.
Sometimes not. This was a problem, and I found the solution: Men in Pink.
Yes, the men in pink robes and the humiliation by fire (fraternity style) idea is taken from S|S and their "pinkies." But I have some changes of my own. And I'm doing this for a couple reasons. Here are some guidelines if you want to join THIEF:
-Screenshots & stories is what's going to separate THIEF from other thief guilds. (I tell everyone to do it, and no one ever does.)
-New recruits must come to Napa, make two of their own episodes, stealing from other players in felucca, and post them on the
Screenshot & Adventure Gallery
-They can't both take place in the same location (Ex: One at the gates, another somewhere else. (No Yew Gate & Brit Gate don't count as different.))
-When you're ready, I'll meet you in game on Napa with Laggy McLagerson. I'll hand you a pink robe & two books. Then you'll be a (proud) member of Men In Pink.
-The two books are: "THIEF Company Policy" and "The Code."
-If at any time a THIEF guild member snoops you, you don't have the books on you, or you don't have your pink robe on (newly rezzes withstanding), and they take a screenshot of this... you will lose all chances of being guilded into THIEF.
-Plus, this increases your insurance costs by 1200gp, which I think is funny.
-An "Aye" or "Nay" poll will be made in the members only forum. That will decide your fate.
-All this before you get guilded.
-This way if you kill me later, I get something out of you and I still win. ^^
-Just remember, this isn't about looting bodies or killing scriptors. This is about using the stealing skill to take items from other players in felucca. If you can't do that, go somewhere else.
-This is also about giving you a taste of what it's going to be like as a thief. This isn't like the "good ol' days." It might not be for you.
If you're up to the challenge.