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My dream..and WHAT a dream

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imported_julilyn

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One night I dreamed a dream.
I was walking along the beach with EA Lee . Across the dark sky flashed scenes from my sim life. For each scene, I noticed two sets of footprints in the sand, one belonging to me and the other To Lee.

When the last scene of my sim life shot before me I looked back at the footprints in the sand. There was only one set of footprints. I realized that this was at the laggiest and buggy times of my sim life. This always bothered me and I questioned EA Lee about my dilemma.

"Lee, You told me when I decided to subscribe to EA Land , You would walk and talk with me all the way. But I'm aware that during the most troublesome times of my sim life there is only one set of footprints. I just don't understand why, when I need You most, You leave me."

He whispered, " Who the hell do I look like? Jesus Christ? quit leaning on me and play the freakin game, for the love of God. Do I really have to hold your hand every step of the way?
 
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BearlyWrong

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I just waited for the reply, Well through the rough times you were on my back every chance you got complaining about that lag and etc.....rofl

But yours is funny lmao Goes to prove they arent perfect they are human
 
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One night I dreamed a dream.
I was walking along the beach with EA Lee . Across the dark sky flashed scenes from my sim life. For each scene, I noticed two sets of footprints in the sand, one belonging to me and the other To Lee.

When the last scene of my sim life shot before me I looked back at the footprints in the sand. There was only one set of footprints. I realized that this was at the laggiest and buggy times of my sim life. This always bothered me and I questioned EA Lee about my dilemma.

"Lee, You told me when I decided to subscribe to EA Land , You would walk and talk with me all the way. But I'm aware that during the most troublesome times of my sim life there is only one set of footprints. I just don't understand why, when I need You most, You leave me."

He whispered, " Who the hell do I look like? Jesus Christ? quit leaning on me and play the freakin game, for the love of God. Do I really have to hold your hand every step of the way?

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Wow, that would be cold if he said that.
 
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i LMAO quite literally. Called my sis and read it to her voice mail it was so funny. hhhahahahahahahahahahahhahaa.
 
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I'm surprised he didn't tell you to walk the plank or yell for the Regulators to Mount Up!
 
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One night I dreamed a dream.
I was walking along the beach with EA Lee . Across the dark sky flashed scenes from my sim life. For each scene, I noticed two sets of footprints in the sand, one belonging to me and the other To Lee.

When the last scene of my sim life shot before me I looked back at the footprints in the sand. There was only one set of footprints. I realized that this was at the laggiest and buggy times of my sim life. This always bothered me and I questioned EA Lee about my dilemma.

"Lee, You told me when I decided to subscribe to EA Land , You would walk and talk with me all the way. But I'm aware that during the most troublesome times of my sim life there is only one set of footprints. I just don't understand why, when I need You most, You leave me."

He whispered, " Who the hell do I look like? Jesus Christ? quit leaning on me and play the freakin game, for the love of God. Do I really have to hold your hand every step of the way?

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Hilarious, julilyn! Gee, Lee should print this off and pin it up in his office lol... Bubble over Lee's head: 'Wow, Someone thinks I'm... I'm Jesus...' lol..
 
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Juli is my hero... I love her dreams and dream of her pudding stash.
 
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One night I dreamed a dream.
I was walking along the beach with EA Lee . Across the dark sky flashed scenes from my sim life. For each scene, I noticed two sets of footprints in the sand, one belonging to me and the other To Lee.

When the last scene of my sim life shot before me I looked back at the footprints in the sand. There was only one set of footprints. I realized that this was at the laggiest and buggy times of my sim life. This always bothered me and I questioned EA Lee about my dilemma.

"Lee, You told me when I decided to subscribe to EA Land , You would walk and talk with me all the way. But I'm aware that during the most troublesome times of my sim life there is only one set of footprints. I just don't understand why, when I need You most, You leave me."

He whispered, " Who the hell do I look like? Jesus Christ? quit leaning on me and play the freakin game, for the love of God. Do I really have to hold your hand every step of the way?

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Very good, Juli.
 
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He whispered, " Who the hell do I look like? Jesus Christ? quit leaning on me and play the freakin game, for the love of God. Do I really have to hold your hand every step of the way?

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LMAO I thought this was a complaint thread till I read this....ROFL ROFL ROFL I love it


ETA: Hubby just commented that Lee can't be Jesus....Jesus was only crucified once, Lee and the gang get 'crucified' here 15 times A DAY! ROFL
 
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One night I dreamed a dream.
I was walking along the beach with EA Lee . Across the dark sky flashed scenes from my sim life. For each scene, I noticed two sets of footprints in the sand, one belonging to me and the other To Lee.

When the last scene of my sim life shot before me I looked back at the footprints in the sand. There was only one set of footprints. I realized that this was at the laggiest and buggy times of my sim life. This always bothered me and I questioned EA Lee about my dilemma.

"Lee, You told me when I decided to subscribe to EA Land , You would walk and talk with me all the way. But I'm aware that during the most troublesome times of my sim life there is only one set of footprints. I just don't understand why, when I need You most, You leave me."

He whispered, " Who the hell do I look like? Jesus Christ? quit leaning on me and play the freakin game, for the love of God. Do I really have to hold your hand every step of the way?

[/ QUOTE ]Ok I want to bring up the most obvious point here. If you are dreaming about TSO (I don't like calling it EAL), then you really need to step away from the PC and take a break for 24 hours. Either that or you need to stop leaving monkey heads on Luc's doorstep. Either one... you need to seek medical attention as soon as possible.

lmao
 
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One night I dreamed a dream.
I was walking along the beach with EA Lee . Across the dark sky flashed scenes from my sim life. For each scene, I noticed two sets of footprints in the sand, one belonging to me and the other To Lee.

When the last scene of my sim life shot before me I looked back at the footprints in the sand. There was only one set of footprints. I realized that this was at the laggiest and buggy times of my sim life. This always bothered me and I questioned EA Lee about my dilemma.

"Lee, You told me when I decided to subscribe to EA Land , You would walk and talk with me all the way. But I'm aware that during the most troublesome times of my sim life there is only one set of footprints. I just don't understand why, when I need You most, You leave me."

He whispered, " Who the hell do I look like? Jesus Christ? quit leaning on me and play the freakin game, for the love of God. Do I really have to hold your hand every step of the way?

[/ QUOTE ]Ok I want to bring up the most obvious point here. If you are dreaming about TSO (I don't like calling it EAL), then you really need to step away from the PC and take a break for 24 hours. Either that or you need to stop leaving monkey heads on Luc's doorstep. Either one... you need to seek medical attention as soon as possible.

lmao

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I dreamt one time that the skill speed spike wa 1180% instead of 247%. I wish it was a premonitory but I have a feeling its just a sign that I need some of Elizabeth Z's counseling services also. LOL
 
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The scarry part is, I can't tell if she really had this dream or if she is making it up... lol
 
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That was wonderful, Juli!<blockquote><hr>

...Well through the rough times you were on my back every chance you got complaining about that lag and etc...

[/ QUOTE ]LOL! Ain't that the truth!
 
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I was waiting for him to pick up the dead fish on the beach and start slapping you in the face with it!

LMAO!!!!
 
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imported_julilyn

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I had this OTHER dream about lee...but it involved warm chocolate pudding a midget a trampoline and a pair of chaps so its probally better not to describe it here. but MAN can that Lee jump high!


::licks a dollup of pudding off elbow ::
 
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I had this OTHER dream about lee...but it involved warm chocolate pudding a midget a trampoline and a pair of chaps so its probally better not to describe it here. but MAN can that Lee jump high!


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I was waiting for him to pick up the dead fish on the beach and start slapping you in the face with it!

LMAO!!!!

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It might be easier for him to pick a fish up at the robot factory instead.
 
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