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I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing I wouldn't need the freakin' class!

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I don't do drugs. I find I get the same effect just by standing up really fast.
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life deals you lemons, make lemonade. If life deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys.
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OZOG WINZ :cheerleader:
Every day I beat my previous record of consecutive days I've stayed alive.
 

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Marriage changes passion . . . suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
YERG YOOS WINZ AGIN
 

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don't like political jokes. I've seen too many get elected.
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Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
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MEEES WINZ AGIN
Wouldn't you know it! Brain cells come and brain cells go but FAT cells live forever
 
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