Hrmm *looks at calender* Oooh idz unly wun week till mez gitz ta kidnap dat Santee Klauzz hummie. *Sets trap with cookies and sour milk* Mez no hez holdin out on da goblinz soooo mez makin shur wez all git lawtz ub toyz n candy diz year!!!! Sumhow he gitz uway ebery year but nawt DIZ YEAR!!!! Mez peed n melded all da snow so wen he landz he gitz stuk in da mud. Wut cood go rong!!!