EM Event Moongate Shattered!! (Thurs. July 19th)

[Queen Mum]

From Sonoma EM Event website:

Several weeks had passed now since the battle at Ver Lor Reg where Exodus had been defeated. While the mechanical beast was no more, things were not right yet. Shortly after Exodus was defeated, Dupre gathered his troops by the Homor moongate to celebrate and return home, only to experience a shockwave of dark energy that shattered the moongate, making it inoperable. Ever since that time, strange things have been happening near the moongate. People have spotted Horrific creatures, images of people and places from other worlds, possible problems at the other moongates of Ilshenar.

Dupre looked over reports from Ilshenar, trying to figure out a plan to deal with the corrupted moongate. A knock was heard on the door to his study and he looked up to see a rather eccentric looking author of a man standing in his doorway. “Lord Dupre, you have summoned me? I am Dryus Doost, I am a bit of an expert on moongate travel. Dupre nodded and motioned for a chair. “Please, have a seat Mr. Doost and let us discuss the subject at hand, the honor moongate in Ilshenar.”

Dryus took a seat and placed a journal on the table. “I have been making notes myself. I think if we go and explore ourselves I can make a better determination of the situation.” Dupre nodded. “Very well, just tell me what you need and I will supply it. In the meantime, I will place a call out for any adventurers that are willing to help us.”



Event date: 7/19/2012 9PM ET-8PM CT

 

[Maddwg]

From Sonoma EM Event website:

For some reason, i can't start a new thread. I don't get a box for typing my actual message. Weird.


Broken Monngates and Booze



My ingenious plan to conquer Sonoma by getting the females of the land addicted to Dos Equis
Finely Brewed Alcoholic Beverages was going smoothly.
Vin Decatur is supplying several women now.
The rest of us are drinking a lot and patting Vin fiercely upon the back in an atta-boy fashion.
What could possibly go wrong?
Other than they figure out my plan (not that anyone ever could, it isn't like I made a public post or anything).
Their friends, family, husbands or pets could get annoyed at me and make life miserable,
by killing me,
lots.
The Gods known as Devs could take my brewery away.
My money could turn to fudge and no longer be accepted by Mythic.
Other than that, I'm skating.
We raconteurs will rule the world soon....
or get drunk.
I get confused on which.

Lord Dupre has summoned Sonoma's citizens to assist in some corruption matter.
I'm up for that.
Corruptin' stuff, that's right up my alley.
I take a keg of Dos Equis Standard Whiskey (tastes like kerosene but you WILL be drunk).
It gets drained in seconds.
My good deed done.
*hic*
Some other feller shows up; Droopy Dog , Dryus Doost or somthing like that.
Then Dupre shows up. I'm jealous 'cuase he gets ale but I can't brew that.
I would love to be able to brew different ales.
C'est la vie.

Dupre gates us to the Honor Moongate which will all stand around and glare at.
Glaring apparently does not fix broken gates.
Plan B?
Dupre mentions an old tavern nearby and the partygoers of Sonoma race for it.
We wuz not there first!
Some alien Tenecrae partygoers were there.
I'm certain they cheated in beatin' us there. Speed hackers I bet.
They were bogarting the brews too, so we killed 'em.
I had considered offering them some Dos Equis beverages but decided to save that for
my fellow Sonoman's. I only have 30-40 kegs on hand right now.
That just ain't enough to share.

Dupre gated us to a hole in the ground and some alien sorcerer was there.
He whined and cried about the cruel women of his world.
Silly man, A-L-C-O-H-O-L.
Duh.
If it don't work on them, imbide it yourself.
Problem solved.
Instead he kept summoning stuff to prove his women were more evil than ours.
Really?
THAT'S what you what to compete over?
It figures,
one of us is definetly not drunk enough for this.
I think Dupre agrees as he sent us home so he could stew over this dilemma some more.
Thank god I have a nice stock of booze waitin' on me.